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Giant Inflatable Soccer Dartboard

By: on September 16, 2017
$1,899
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Socc'er in the bullseye, kid. This giant inflatable soccer dartboard might not be as spooky as a 12' inflatable animated spider for the Halloween party, but it will hold all the boys' and girls' - and their parents' - interest for a whole lot longer. Save yourself the hassle of apple bobbing and pinning the the tailbone on the skeleton. Set up as a penalty kick-style game on the soccer delivering side, and a massive, 18' segmented scoreboard on the darts receiving end, this backyard party game is all the party I'd need. Any time of the year.

The Soccer Dartboard set comes with a blower to inflate the board, plus 6 inflatable balls and a hand pump. The balls are the fuzzy, sticky kind so you won't need a hawk-eye referee standing alongside the board to tell you where your ball hit (your face, if say the "1", Cornelius!) Game setup looks like it will be...interesting. Not sure if the lines and stakes you'll need to secure the dartboard are included with the package, but I'd get a few extra just to be safe.

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Micro BB Crossbow

Discontinued

Why doesn't my Cubicle Warfare book include a chapter on How to Build a Micro BB Crossbow? Not that I wouldn't get fired for using it at the office. But we've had these "productivity enhancement strategy consultants"...

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Compact Folding Survival Bow

The Compact Folding Survival Bow, or CFSB-1 for the acronym happy (I think the "1" indicates it's #1 in the world, like America or Megan Fox in a Supergirl outfit), is a patent-pending one-piece takedown bow milled from...

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Swivel Vision Athletic Training Goggles

$29.99 from Amazon »

I don't know how well Swivel Vision Athletic Training Goggles are at focusing and training athletic vision, but I do know that if the learning curve of wearing them involves getting nailed in the face with a fastball...

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Throwing Knives & Board

$32.13 from Amazon »

Beer : darts : : whiskey : ... throwing knives! Up your bar game bravado with this throwing knife set. It includes 3 each of black Player 1 and silver Player 2 blades. The knives measure 8" overall and are made of stainless...

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The Hammer Slingshot / Slingbow

$99.98 from Simpleshot »

Archers, bowhunters, bowfishers, people who like to sling mud get one tool for all their firing needs in The Hammer. This slingshot /slingbow invites sportsmen to practice multiple shooting disciplines using its adjustable...

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Bubble Soccer Battle Balls

$295 from Amazon »

When I first saw these bubble soccer balls for sale I thought of the Human Slingshot. Of accidents waiting to happen. Of Darwin Awards. But apparently this is a sport that has been around Europe for a while, and is beginning...

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Panama Banana Lounger & Soccer Goal

Net a few kicks with the round one, and then recover from the exertion with the cold one in Agota Rimsaite's Panama Banana, a soccer goal that turns 90 degrees into a hammock-style rocking lounger. Throw in a side of...

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Tactical Bleeding Zombie Target

$89.95 from Zombie Industries »

Target practice with human targets seems so cruel (although practical since most of the time it's other people that are getting shot). Why not practice drilling holes in things that are already dead and will probably...

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Contropiede Transparent Foosball Table

$16,100 from YLiving »

I wonder if the Contropiede Foosball Table's removal of color and opacity will make it easier or harder to keep my eye on the ball. (So I don't screw the game up for all the other kids who are trying to develop their...

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Inflatable Human Foosball Table

$3,995 from EZ Inflatables »

The little plastic men make it look so easy. I'm not sure how much demand there could be out there for an inflatable human foosball arena, but if that's what bounces your house, EZ Inflatables is all set to blow up your...

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DoctorKote Ballistics Gel Targets

$25 - $35 from Doctor Kote »

While it's complete blasphemy and should be grounds for long-term imprisonment to shoot at R2-D2 and Han Solo (while the poor bastard is frozen in Carbonite!) the Stormtrooper and LEGO man versions of DoctorKote's FBI-grade...

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Bossaball

Kicks, spikes, flips, and...trampolines. Nothing bad's gonna happen here! Belgian Filip Eyckmans developed the concept for Bossaball about a decade ago when he was living in Spain and, I guess, jonesing to play all his...