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Tuesday, May 21, 2013
Nosefrida The Snotsucker Nasal Aspirator
$12.75 from Amazon »

Father's Day is June 16th. I don't know about you, but I sure can't think of a better gift for a new dad than an apparatus that will allow him to suck the snot out of his kid's nose with his own mouth. And who says you have to limit more...

Tuesday, January 15, 2013
Giant Squishy Beasts
$38 - $44 from Amazon »

Here are some giant squishy beasts--Squishables, officially--fashioned after the likes of the Narwhal, T-Rex, Yeti, Cthulhu, Polar Bear, and Android mascot. I know you don't want one. But look: they appear to make ladies happy. Ladies more...

Tuesday, August 30, 2011
TRON LEGO Light Cycle
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If you can't afford the $55k price tag on the real TRON Light Cycle there's always this. And it's not a bad consolation prize. Are LEGOS the hippest toy around or what? more...

Sunday, November 11, 2012
Glow-in-the-Dark Spit Balls
$3.99 from Amazon »

How many things are there not to like about spit balls that glow in the dark, cost under $5, grow to 200 times their starting size when soaked in water...or, you know, spit...and explode upon target impact? Zero. Zero things clocks more...

Saturday, January 26, 2013
Gyrowheel - Self-Stabilizing Training Wheel
$119 from Gyrobike »

Anyone who's tried to teach a kid to ride a bike without training wheels knows that teaching a kid to ride a bike without training wheels is kind of a pain in the ass. First of all, they have trouble following simple instructions, such more...

Tuesday, May 15, 2012
Giant Talking Chewbacca
$81.81 from Amazon »

Life-sized is still a few feet away, but this giant Chewbacca plush toy measures in at a formidable 24" tall x 15" wide. Which is probably bigger than the kid you're going to pretend you're buying him for. And when you press on his stomach, he growls. Just like some fat people and pregnant women! With Chewbacca by your side, your days of flying solo are about to turn into days of flying Han Solo. more...

Saturday, August 27, 2011
Glow In The Dark Graffiti
Sold Out from Amazon »

The nocturnal trouble maker's dream. Powered with UV light, you can now tarnish bridges, overpasses and subway stations without fear of your genius being hidden once the sun goes down. It's very complicated vandalism and you won't get more...

Monday, February 11, 2013
Star Wars Baby Mobile
$440 from Etsy »

So I get that this Star Wars baby mobile is probably hand spun from fine wool and all, but is the wool shorn from golden fleeced sheep? Does the miniature Millennium Falcon also contain a miniature Han Solo and Chewie? Who are living more...

Tuesday, November 13, 2012
Flying LED Helicopter Toy
$2.85 from Amazon »

Apparently, these tchotchkes--Arrow Helicopters, officially--are huge in Thailand. Their tiny propellers, attached LED lights, easy-to-use tautened rubber band launch pads, and relative cheapness (about $4 for a deuce) give the impression more...

Tuesday, March 20, 2012
Tekno Black Light Bubbles
$9.75 from Amazon »

There is a detailed scientific explanation for why otherwise-translucent Tekno Bubbles glow majestic blues and golds under the phosphorescent umbrella of a black light, but we were so Svengalied by the pretty colors we forgot to read more...

If bat shit looked like 1000mW of ice-blue lightning, the S3 Spyder III Arctic Laser would be the physical manifestation of bat shit crazy. As it stands, the world's most powerful laser is just fuckin' nuts. Wicked Lasers' (absolutely, 100% legal) handheld bolt of pure spectral power counts amongst its marketable skills the ability to: Sear through ornery plastic, pop bitch-ass balloons, burn continuously, 24/7, without sustaining damage to its laser diode, function in 9 different operating modes, including Strobe, Constant Wave, SOS, Beacon, and Tactical Hibernation, emit 0.25 Lux of light at a distance of 6,856 meters, turn anyone it hits in the eye at a distance of 149 meters or less into Ray Charles, minus the musical talent and soul.

And if that weren't enough to get it laid every day for the duration of its 5,000+-hour serviceable life, Guinness is currently testing the S3 Arctic for the official title of World's Most Powerful Laser.

The S3 Arctic Series Laser resides in an aircraft grade aluminum chassis that's smaller than a standard flashlight.

Saturday, December 17, 2011
Little Vampire Pacifier
$6.78 from Amazon »

The marketing photos for this vampacifier aren't that impressive. They make it look like a good idea that was poorly executed. Kind of like the entire Twilight book series. Or the WTF-looking children of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore. more...

Saturday, August 04, 2012
Electric Paper Airplane Kit
$13.02 from Amazon »

Weeeee! Here comes the airplane! And this time it's powered by a rechargeable electric module instead of elbow grease or, worse, puréed Gerber carrots. The Electric Paper Airplane Kit adds a definitive boost to the winged origami creations more...

Tuesday, November 29, 2011
Baby Dumbbell Rattle
$10.78 from Amazon »

In a pickle because you skipped the birth of your first child to compete in the 2011 CrossFit Games? Make it up to your wife, and prepare your bundle of joy for the road of high intensity interval training that lies ahead with this more...

Sunday, January 08, 2012
Robot Construction Kit

Modular Robotics brings you and your kids (but probably mostly you, given how they don't want to make or build things when they can watch TV and play video games, and their fine motor skills are seemingly stunted anyway, and they have more...

Friday, December 16, 2011
Crayola Crayon Maker
$21.30 from Amazon »

No way! It's like the Sesame Street crayon factory from 1979 compressed and at your fingertips! It's time to melt old, broke-down crayons into new, perfectly-shaped mini crayons in dazzling swirled hues. More importantly, it's time more...

Monday, August 22, 2011
Jelly Belly Scented Bubbles
$12 from Amazon »

Let's face it... kids are gonna try and eat the damn bubbles anyway. So rather than having them inadvertently wash their own mouths out with the soapy bubble taste (lest it make them immune to future punishments for cursing), have them more...

Wednesday, December 14, 2011
Ultra Stomp Rocket
$14.54 from Amazon »

No batteries, no gun powder, no electricity. Just good old fashioned oxygen. And these babies fly up to 200 feet in the air... or plenty far enough to hit your little sister in the face from the other side of the room. Stomp Rocket more...

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