The 50/50 Bank
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- I'm Savin' Up for Some Weed! Tin Bank - $9.39
- Farting Coin Drop Bank - $11.79
- Woodwork Kit Pachinko Game - $50.57
- Digi-Piggy Digital Coin Counting Bank - $12.49
- R2D2 Bank - $19.99
Even if I weren't a gambling man I would like the 50/50 Savings Bank because every day it would remind me of Plinko, my favorite Price Is Right game, and also Bob Barker, my favorite game show host and general hero of life. What would your Conservative and Responsible slot tuck away for? And your Release the Hounds and Go Apeshit! savings? Mine would say "Repay Loans from Mama" and "Chick-Fil-A Franchise."
Not that I have any, but it seems like it would be good if they could figure out a way for this 50/50 bank to receive and randomly distribute paper money too. Or you could exercise some self-discipline and assign dollar values to your pennies, nickels, and dimes. Not quarters though. Save those bitches for laundry.
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