Games

The Spirits Want You To Have Sex Game

$18.61 from Amazon »

The Spirits Want You to Have Sex Game is probably an old game all you boomers will be like, "That's been around for years!" when you see it, but so what? I haven't seen it. My wife hasn't seen it. Do you aim to deny younger...

High Ball: An Electronic Game for the Seriously Baked

$39.99 from Amazon »

Ring in 2020 with a highball and a High Ball. For the former I recommend a Sex on the Beach. And for the latter, a nugget of Blue Dream and this LED-based motion-sensing game for the seriously baked...

Wine Barrel Dartboard

$265 from Amazon »

Darts, a great game of skill that, like all great games of skill, is only made better by the addition of a barrel of wine. You can choose whether you want your barrel full and ready for the wine thief in the bunghole*...

Squishy Human Body 3D Anatomy Puzzle

$16.08 from Amazon »

Squishy Human Body? Squishy Human Body?! Cut me a break, 3D anatomy puzzle. It's the holidays, someone brings sweet treats to the office every single damn day, and both my wife and my mama are excellent cooks!...

Right Or Racist: The Party Game About Stereotypes

$25 from Amazon »

Hey everyone, still in search of the perfect party game for the holidays? Right Or Racist has multi-generational Christmas dinner, multi-cultural families meeting for the first time, and especially office holiday parties...

Goat Yoga Party Game

$24.74 from Amazon »

If you weren't sure if yoga could get any worse than goat yoga, or party games any worse than your cousin's vaping intervention, baaaaad news on both fronts: the Goat Yoga Party Game...

TrueBalance Coordination Game

$10.99 - $29.99 from Amazon »

I don't need a handheld Jenga tower to tell me I've got no TrueBalance. Walking up the steps with my mug of coffee does that just about every morning...

Ping Pong Dining Table

$5,600 - $6,200 from Etsy »

It's meant to be a joint activity. A new game room sport: ping pong dining. Once your Thanksgiving dinner is laid out on the ping pong dining Table, once the turkey is carved (enhance the live action gaming fun with a...

Iconic Skyline Chess Sets

$123 - $3,876 from Skyline Chess »

Skyline Chess pits New York against New York, London against London, Paris against Paris, and in one case, New York against London in stunning boards and pieces that bring a whole new architecture to the classic strategy...

RoboSoccer

$100 - $182 from RoboSoccer »

I hope RoboSoccer the game is as cool as RoboSoccer the name. I mean, minus 1 point right away for being tabletop rather than lifesize, but I guess I can forgive that given the space limitations of my condo...

Toss 'n Talk-About Men Stuff Ball

$9.49 from Amazon »

As if the name Toss 'n Talk-About Men Stuff isn't bad enough, the actual thing Toss 'n Talk-About Men Stuff refers to is an inflatable beach ball printed with dozens of conversation topics for men who might otherwise...

Pizza Playing Cards

$10.99 from Amazon »

Pizza Playing Cards are delightfully saucy and cheesy and all, but come on. Is anyone really going to play a game of poker with them? I feel like even the person who buys them will give up on solitaire after a few tries...

Bob Ross Bingo

$24.99 from Amazon »

Holy happy little trees! How munch money are people making off Bob Ross these days? Bob Ross Bingo now? Yes indeed. Bob Ross Bingo. With cards for up to 16 players, and 42 different Bob Rossisms and Rossian friends decking...

Throw Throw Burrito Dodgeball Card Game

Discontinued

Card games, whatever. But burritos and dodgeball together? Like, at the same time, not the one as a consolation prize for getting pummeled in the face with the other? Throw Throw Burrito, I'm listening. You have, like...

Slideways Cube Puzzle

$1k from Etsy »

The real puzzle of the Slideways Cube, and intricately handmade brainteaser from puzzlemaker Lee Kasnow, is why I would spend one thousand dollars to drive myself absolutely mental when I can commute to work or go over...

Bottled Frustration Brainteaser Puzzle

$14.99 from Amazon »

Bottled Frustration Brainteaser Puzzle? Aw, come on, it's Friday afternoon! This should be a Monday morning, or maybe a hump day afternoon post to better encapsulate how I feel. Right now, my bottled frustration is sloshing...

JABII Bluetooth-Connected Boxing Game

$99.20 - $124 from Jabii »

Like Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots? Don't just play them, become one with JABII. JABII is an interactive boxing boxing game combining elements of real-life fighting - via the soft 'n' safe JABII extendable arm - with the digital...

Wembley Smacktastic Game

$13.94 from Amazon »

The Wembley Smacktastic Game is like Russian Roulette with whipped cream. Or shaving cream. Meringue. Chocolate Mousse. Bodily fluids. A take on the ever-popular pie-in-the-face games played at carnivals - well, at least...

Hot Seat Card Game: The Party Game About Your Friends

$29.95 from Amazon »

As summer draws to a close, the Hot Seat Card Game reminds me I better to start thinking about what I'm going to do when the days of being stuck inside strike. Per my wife, that means besides eat and drink heavily, and...

18k Gold Diamond-Filled Pinata

$85k from Miansai »

If I had to pick, I guess I'd rather someone send me an $85,000 18 karat gold pinata filled with 50 diamonds than a $12 million 140' trimaran power yacht. Easier delivery, less maintenance, no vacation time required for...

CosyKiller Murder Mystery Subscription Boxes

$40 - $440 from CosyKiller »

Red Herring Games takes trendy subscription box services to killer levels with their CosyKiller murder mystery box games. Each murder storyline is designed to take a year to solve, with 12 unique boxes shipped monthly...

Cards Against Humanity 90s Nostalgia Pack

$5 from Amazon »

I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a ______. Cards Against Humanity 90s Nostalgia Pack!...

Find the Poo - A Seek & Find Book

$11.69 from Amazon »

In Find the Poo dog owner Joe Shyllit* turns the great mystery of the disappearing dog dump into a fun and challenging seek & find game. Think Where's Waldo with nature photos and turds...

Icosahedral Projection Earth Puzzle

Made based on the icosahedral projection method, this Earth Puzzle is going to be a doozie for even the most adept puzzle masters and possessors of spatial intelligence. Another name for its type of loosey-goosey configuration...