Games

Go F*ck! - Go Fish for Adults (NSFW)

$12 from Amazon »

I never was much of a Go Fisher. Unlike War, it just had too many rules to keep track of so I always lost. The same will probably happen with Go F*ck, the "adult" version of the kiddie card game, but I get the sense that...

Bubble Hockey Table

$3,299.99 from Amazon »

Oh boy, the rec room is about to get wrecked. Super Chexx made this Bubble Hockey Table specifically for the home, with coin-free operation and a dome covering the playfield that they describe as "indestructible." A bold...

Night Sky Playing Cards

$5.95 from Amazon »

They won't do much to improve your poker game, but these Night Sky playing cards will give you a leg up on learning the constellations. Each of the deck's 52 depicts a sky full of stars with a different outlined constellation....

Hog Wild Ball Poppers

$8 - $17.99 from Amazon »

In theory, Hog Wild's Ball Poppers are last-minute stocking stuffers for the kids. In practice, they'll probably be the most fun the adults have all Christmas Day. Available in a dozen or so different pot-bellied animals...

Cat-Opoly

$17.74 from Amazon »

Cat-Opoly is a Monopoly for people who really, really, really like cats. And cat videos, cat memes, cat selfies, cat forums, cat Reddit threads.... Yes, it's basically Monopoly for crazy cat ladies (and crazier cat dudes)....

Star Wars: Imperial Assault Game

$60.80 from Amazon »

Are you a campaigner or a head-to-head skirmisher? An Imperial overlord or a Rebel hero? Imperial Assault places you and up to 4 friend Corneliuses in the asymmetric board game version of the Star Wars universe, where...

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Carps & Angsty Manatee

$15 from Amazon »

I don't know if Carps & Angsty Manatee is the best unofficial expansion set for Cards Against Humanity, but having played with it last weekend, I can attest to its being a damn good one. It's also a loaded deck, with...

LEGO Star Wars Advent Calendar Building Kit

$47.99 from Amazon »

Geez, and I thought Lindt's chocolate advent calendar was pricey. But I guess no number of dollars is too many dollars when we're talking LEGO, Star Wars, and my present to count down the days to getting even more presents....

Electric Shock Puzzle Cube

$6.85 from Amazon »

Sometimes Santa leaves coal. Other times Santa leaves a puzzle cube that electro-shocks the ever-loving misbehavin' out of the naughty boys and girls on his list....

Tesla vs. Edison Board Game

$50.39 from Amazon »

It's the War of Currents! Tesla vs. Edison could be the board game of the holidays this year. Nikola Tesla might be more famous now than he was at the height of his living popularity thanks to to cars, coils, and lighters....

Tetris Link

$18.29 from Amazon »

You could call Tetris Link Tetris IRL. It's like old-school video game meets even-older-school board game. It's like Connect Four with better colors. It's like a puzzle and exercise in intellectual stamina for people...

Exploding Kittens Card Game - NSFW Edition

$20 from Amazon »

Unlike run-of-the-mill kitten explosions, Exploding Kittens: NSFW Edition contains content that is not suitable for your workplace or children. And even though no one seems to be saying it, I'm guessing a card game featuring...

Ako Dice

Ako Dice are what happens when an architect gets his hands on the gaming world. Kacha took his architecture background to product design with a trio of Kickstarter campaigns. Here you see his latest and most successful...

Star Wars: The Force Awakens Monopoly

When The Force Awakens on the Monopoly board it's not about getting rich and hoarding real estate, it's about...uh...getting rich and hoarding planets. This newest edition of Star Wars' Monopoly takeover gives players...

AirZooka Air Blaster

$23.10 from Amazon »

Time to start getting all your tricks in a row for Halloween. The AirZooka isn't specifically for Halloween, but it is a nice, harmless way to mess with kids, girlfriends, and co-workers that won't leave a mark, or any...

Star Wars Death Star Perplexus

$31.96 from Amazon »

Frustration, blurred vision, and neck cricks, now with a Star Wars theme! The spherical Mazes of Death that are Perplexus games have produced their own Death Star. If you thought it was tough for Luke and Han to take...

13 x 13 x 13 Rubik's Cube

Sold Out from Amazon »

Now let me get this straight: I'm supposed to take on the brain pummeling and fist-smashing frustration that comes with attempting to solve this 13 x 13 x 13 Rubik's Cube, and pay three hundred dollars to do it? That's...

Everbright Giant Lite-Brite

$14k - $25k from Hero Design »

Everbright is a hujungous Lite-Brite for hardworking adults that not too many hardworking adults can afford. But. Our companies might be able to spring for them. Intended as an office installation to promote creativity...

Kraken D20 Die

$14.99 - $119.99 from Shapeways »

When he's not terrorizing Nordic ships The Kraken enjoys a good game of Skulls and Shackles. So when 3D artist Nvenom8 approached him with a merchandising opportunity, the behemoth beast of the sea wasn't just willing...

4M Water Rocket Kit

$14.90 from Amazon »

I was as surprised as the people in this video (FF to 0:45) at how well the 4M Rocket lives up to its claims of blasting over 30 feet in the air. I didn't yelp like the lady filming but I did laugh at her and, as a result...

QR Cup Truth or Dare

$9.99 from Amazon »

These days, the word "party" means: booze; red cups; and everyone standing around looking at their phones. But rather than whinig about it, or trying to fight it, QR-Cups has done what any enterprising American company...

Risk: Game of Thrones Edition

$54.65 from Amazon »

Just when I thought the suspense couldn't get any worse...or the wait any longer...than it is just watching the kings, avengers, enterprisers, and power hungry on Game of Thrones the series fight to control Westeros....

Snake Eyes Yard Dice

$49.99 from Amazon »

Well, they're not polyhedral so these oversized dice probably won't add much to your roleplaying game night, but when the next big backyard Bunco fest or yooge Yahtzee extravaganza rolls around, the giant rollers will...

Suspend - Abstract Jenga

$13.74 from Amazon »

If Jenga is Kermit, Suspend is Animal. If Jenga is Taylor Swift, Suspend is Bjork. If Jenga is an apple, Suspend is this apple. I think you get the drift. Suspend is a Jenga-like balancing game that takes the straightforward...

Ghostbusters Playing Cards

$9.99 from Amazon »

Slime not included. Ghostbusters turns 30 this year, so who better to lose all your money to on poker night than the goofy mugs of Venkman, Spengler, Stantz, and Zeddemore? Even Louis Tully and Dana Barrett make appearances...

Miniature Cinder Blocks

$10.99 - $42.99 from Mini Materials »

My new lady friend, She-Ra: Princess of Power, has a chinchilla named Albert (not as cool as a hedgehog, but way better than a chihuahua), so I was thinking of getting some of these miniature cinder blocks to build him...

Dragon Chess Set

$151.79 from Amazon »

Welp, judging by the bones fossilized in the platform uplifting this chess set's glass board, the biggest dragons have already been slain. Now all I gotta conquer are the baby fire breathers, and in all likelihood their...

Glitch Playing Cards

$14.95 from Amazon »

Glitch: "An electrical pulse of short duration that is usually the result of a fault or design error, particularly in a digital circuit." That's a pretty good way to put it. Thank you, Wikipedia (yes, I donate regularly.)...

Fifty Farts Playing Cards

$7.99 from Perpetual Kid »

Smells like a fun night of Texas Hold 'Em! The Fifty Farts deck of cards "serves as a taxonomy of the rectal expulsion of gas byproducts of the mammalian digestive process." Just like my own body after a 3-course dinner...

Critical Hit LED Dice Set

$24.99 from ThinkGeek »

I'm gonna take a gamble and say that if you're reading this right now, right this moment (this moment being approximately 8 pm ET on February 1, 2015) you're not really into Super Bowl XLIX, or football in general. I...

Prohibition Playing Cards Box Set

$125 from Ellusionist »

Gambling. Drinking. Breaking the law. Three favorite vices rolled into one boxed cocktail. With a lemon twist of magic. Ellusionist has put together 6 American classics from one of our most scandalous eras in history....

Never Have I Ever: The Game of Poor Life Decisions

$25 from Amazon »

I was just wondering what I'll do to pass the time once football season is over. At first I thought I'd be stuck re-watching Seasons 1 through 7 of The Gilmore Girls with my mama, but now it appears I have an alternative:...

Legend of Zelda Collector's Edition Monopoly

$29.81 from Amazon »

The Legend of Zelda Monopoly? Good luck rescuing the princess in this game that never ends. Trade American dollars for funny looking rainbow Canadian...uh, I mean Hyrulian currency and start hoarding your sculpted Deku...

Wall Scrabble

Hey, it's Scrabble for the Jumbo Crosswords crowd. But $20 says more people will spell words wrong trying to maneuver their letters in supersized form. Seriously, the alphabet's way harder to manage when it's big (case...

Wood & Aluminum Connect Four

Can you hear that, Cornelius? It's the resounding clink-clink-clink of me dominating you at Connect Four all wood and aluminum and classy-like....

Drunk Stoned or Stupid

$15 from Amazon »

Usually the only people I credit for being clever, relevant, and hilarious are myself and sometimes Stephen Colbert, but the cards of party game Drunk Stoned or Stupid demonstrate there might be a few others out there...

X-Ray Playing Cards

$12.94 from Amazon »

The skulls on these X-ray playing cards show a transparent face to you, an opaque face to your opponents, and a sinister face to all. You'll be able to turn your friend Cornelius' mug into a sick-grinning, blood-red-brained...

Porn: The Game!

$19.99 from Porn the Game »

One time I read a book willingly and it was called The Average American Male. The entirety of its plot basically consisted of the narrator thinking about what it would be like to have dirty sex with every woman he saw...

Yomega Star Wars Yo-Yos

$14.95 - $130 from Yomega »

Whether you're a Yo-yo novice, a yo-yo Yoda, or just an avid collector of all things Star Wars, Yomega's Star Wars yo-yos and yo-yo accessories, will make a campy and unique addition to your galactic repertoire. The company...

Ferrari Carbon Fiber Chess Set

$2,050 from Ferrari Store »

Sure, $2 grand is steep, but it's not like this is just a Ferrari carbon fiber chess set. Look, you can play checkers on it too. And check out the varnish on those red playing pieces. I can almost see my reflection in...

Flat Pack Cardboard Foosball Table

$136.95 from Firebox.com »

It even has cup holders for beer and an amplifier for your smartphone! Try not to knock over that bottle of IPA, and say it, don't spray it when things get exciting/intense/on the verge of a foosball fist fight though....

Doody Head Poo Flinging Game

$17.90 from Amazon »

Box Contents: 2 Hats; 3 Doodies. In life we sling mud and we talk shit and also many animals with opposable thumbs literally throw their excrement, so...uh...it's only logical that someone created a party game wherein...

Copter Darts

$17.99 from Amazon »

It always sucks when someone's kid gets inadvertently staked in the head playing Jarts. Even when it's kind of funny because it makes you think of that one Steve Martin standup routine...it's not really that funny because...

SNIPE Touchscreen Dart Blaster

$35 - $70 from Snipe Darts »

Liran Erez decided to fire back at what he deems the lame-ifying of shooter games with the advent of touchscreen apps. His SNIPE Dart Blaster and free SNIPE apps...no, the darts aren't going to F up your screen...introduce...

40,000 Cubic Foot Smoke Grenade

$14.89 from Deals Only »

Use the Haze Pro Professional Smoke Grenade for emergency training drills. To create realistic disaster scenes or dramatic entrances in amateur movies and at parities. As a smoke screen during Airsoft and paintball battles....

Lewd and Obscene Party Game

$24.99 from Lewd and Obscene »

Lewd and Obscene, according to creator Anthony Annese, is what would happen "if Urban Dictionary and Balderdash had a one night stand and the condom broke." Testament #1 to the validity of that statement: mentally rotate...

Lambda Ruby-Tipped Top

$65 from Kickstarter »

Jason Hui of Prometheus Lights is the first to point out that he makes tools, not toys. That he has created the Lambda Top, and is seeking funding for it on Kickstarter, is probably due solely to the fact that even men...

Toroflux Kinetic Flow Toy

$19.95 from Amazon »

Don't be fooled into thinking the Toroflux kinetic sculpture is just some stupid bracelet-slinky-figuratively-one-dimensional-girl-and-baby toy like I was. Watch the video. Like, beyond the first 10 seconds when the dude...