Games

Monopoly for Millennials

$42.45 from Amazon »

Just glancing at the box for Monopoly for Millennials, which taunts, "Forget real estate. You can't afford it anyway," made me think it was some sort of April Fool's joke. And it only gets worse from there. Apparently...

Cards Against Humanity Absurd Box

$20 from Amazon »

Cards Against Humanity, in conjunction with (and probably as the biggest reason for) their best ever Black Friday 99% off sale event, has released the Absurd Box. It's a 300-card expansion pack for Cards Against Humanity...

Dangerous Experiments for After Dinner

$16.28 from Amazon »

Dangerous Experiments for After Dinner: 21 Daredevil Tricks to Impress Your Guests could be the party gift of the season. From sabering a bottle of Champagne to hanging a pear on a string over 2 criss-crossed knives...

Pindaloo Skill Toy

$16.99 from Amazon »

The Pindaloo Skill Toy says it's a great gift for kids and adults alike. And after watching the YouTube video of the U-tube in action, I have to agree. I give the Pindaloo 2 pipe ends up, and have just bought a batch...

Square Off Chess Set - Play Remote or AI Opponents

$369 from Amazon »

The Square Off Chess Set gives all the lone strategists out there the opportunity to play a real, tactile game of chess without a real, tactile opponent. The board game, having either teamed up with Ouija spirits, or...

Unlabeled - The Blind Beer Tasting Board Game

$29.99 from Amazon »

You may have stellar beer drinking skills, but how are your beer tasting skills? Grab some cold ones and some friends Cornelius, and put your palate on the playing board for a few rounds of Unlabeled - The Blind Beer...

Free Toss Basketball & Hoop Swing Game

$34.95 from Amazon »

At first I thought this little Free Toss contraption was a hybrid of basketball and tether ball - standard basketball hoop and ball, but with the addition of a rope leashing the ball's range and shooting path. Since I've...

Battlesh*ts - Sink the Turd Game

$11.79 from Firebox.com »

Battleshits is a cross between the game Battleship and the practice of playing with your turds. How childish...

Dice Tower

October 1, 2018 Update: Original listing creator Molten Plastic appears to have removed his/her Dice Tower designs from Thingverse. The current link leads to another set of plans from Lau 85...

Air Plant Living Chess Set

$200 from Etsy »

Hmmm, wonder how long this Air Plant Chess set is going to be composed of beautiful and unique living chess pieces once one of its players hits a rut, makes a real dumbass move, or gets checked to the mate...

Savage Choices - The Party Game That Ruins Lives

$25 from Amazon »

I think the Savage Choices logo is a golden poo because it represents the kind of accomplishment any winner of the party game will feel: superior and triumphant, yet also like shit...

Awful Phantom Labyrinth Cube

$21.90 from Amazon »

Oh, that Awful Phantom Labyrinth Cube! sounds like something my mama would say. Like, Oh, that awful rap music! or Oh, that awful Timmy from down the street! Then she'd launch into a diatribe about why the awful thing...

Heat-Sensitive Chromia Skin Ultimate Guard Deck Box

$19.95 from Amazon »

This SideWinder Deck Box's Chromia Skin cover doesn't just add some visual and tactile fun to the holder and protector of your Magic: The Gathering, or other collectible card game, cards. The heat-sensitive skin's color-changing...

Game of Thrones Tarot Cards

$19.81 from Amazon »

When I saw this Game of Thrones tarot card set I instantly thought, Gift for my wife! Gift for your girlfriend! And also, Huh. Are there any male tarot card readers? It's always women I see hunched over some Three of...

A Maze Analogue & Electric Marble Gaming Console

A Maze and a marble your friends with Marco Iannicelli's analogue and electric gaming console whose tabletop and labyrinthine gaming mechanism are carved entirely out of marble. The A Maze design places a tilting puzzle...

Bottle Bash Frisbee Game

$39.99 from Amazon »

Backyard. Beach. Bottle Bash. Cornelius, I'm about to Bash up your hand-eye coordination this summer...

Super Jumbo Playing Cards

$9.99 from Amazon »

Haha, about their Super Jumbo Playing Cards Gameland says, "Both children and old people will love these humongous playing cards." Because why beat around the bush or be delicate about it? When you inflate a deck of cards...

LEGO Technic Bugatti Chiron

$349.99 from Amazon »

LEGO's new Bugatti Chiron is a Technic-ally perfect replica. I mean, I've never driven, or ridden in, or, fine, even seen a Bugatti Chiron up close to make the call from hands-on experience, but LEGO collaborated with...

Twerk Pong

$12.99 from Amazon »

If you want to see some Twerk Pong visuals - or should I say, whether or not you want to see some Twerk Pong visuals for some insight into the game's play, here ya go. But the name and GIF still leave us in need of some...

Jizz the Game (NSFW)

$16.31 from Amazon »

Huh, an 8" pink penis called Jizz the Game. I wonder how you play that. Maybe some of you bachelorettes out there prepping for your buttery-nipple- and dick-straw-filled parties as we head into wedding season can test...

What Do I Do? Social Awareness Flash Cards

$13.95 from Amazon »

Yeah, yeah, these What Do I Do? flash cards are meant to help kids improve their social awareness and conversation techniques. But the box says they're for ages 5 and up, and given the comments and interpersonal communication...

Boss Monster: The Dungeon Building Card Game

$17.99 from Amazon »

If you haven't played Boss Monster: The Dungeon Building Card Game, we have that in common, my friend. This is not a new game of side-scrolling dungeon construction - it already has a Boss Monster 2, plus 3 expansion...

Credit Card Chess Set

$12 from Shapeways »

Chess has always been a game of supreme intellectual acuity, and now Credit Card Chess turns it into a game of supreme physical acuity as well. Brush up on your checks, along with your manual dexterity and visio-spatial...

Unstable Unicorns Party Game

$20 from Amazon »

Would you trade your friends for an army...of unicorns? Unstable Unicorns invites players to do just that while playing its strategic card game "about everyone's two favorite things: Destruction and Unicorns."...