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LEGO Star Wars Advent Calendar Building Kit

By: on November 27, 2015
$51.99
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Geez, and I thought Lindt's chocolate advent calendar was pricey. But I guess no number of dollars is too many dollars when we're talking LEGO, Star Wars, and my present to count down the days to getting even more presents. Right, Mama?

LEGO invites me (and you) to travel through the Star Wars galaxy on your warp speed flight towards December 25th. Behind each day's window lies a new Star Wars-themed minifigure, starship, holiday-themed droid, or weapon. The advent calendar also includes a fold-out playmat.

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A stormtrooper who's packing nothing but Jameson and a Buttery Nipple is my kind of stormtrooper. I bet in whiskey decanter and suspended glass forms they're even a decent shot. At least until round 7 or 8 when your own...

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