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40,000 Cubic Foot Smoke Grenade

By: on June 22, 2014
$14.89
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Use the Haze Pro Professional Smoke Grenade for emergency training drills. To create realistic disaster scenes or dramatic entrances in amateur movies and at parities. As a smoke screen during Airsoft and paintball battles. Or, most practically and best of all, detonate its 40,000 cubic foot wall of opacity on the neighborhood block party this 4th of July.

The Haze Pro smoke signal/vision blurrer is a US-made professional unit classified as both non-Hazmat and non-explosive. In other words, you don't have to be 18 or make an illegal purchase on the side of a road in Eureka, MO to get your hands on a stash. Much like myself, once the grenade is ignited it blows its 40,000 cubic feet of smoke out of both ends over the course of 115 to 120 seconds. So obviously any owner of this Haze-licious implement will also be the owner of the most formidable and badass smoke bomb at the party during our impending tribute to AmericaFuckYeah.

Haze Pro Professional Smoke Grenades emit white/gray smoke with a Total Obscuring Power rating of 2100. Their fuse delay is approximately 10 seconds and measurements are 4" long x 1-1/2" in diameter.

Complete the smoke grenade effect with fiery spectral flames, courtesy of Mystical Campfire Colorant.

Muchas danke to Michael S. for the Dude Product Tip.

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