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The Monster's Cookbook

By: on September 13, 2016
$14.99
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First the fresh eyeballs offered at my local farmer's market, and now The Monster's Cookbook have reminded me: the season for Blood Smoothies and Severed Fingerling Potatoes is coming! Halloween parties...and party planning...and Tuesday night dinner when you're feeling particularly carnivorous wouldn't be complete without food to match the mood. In The Monster's Cookbook: Everyday Recipes for the Living, Dead and Undead Hoxton Street Monster Supplies has compiled a big fat tome of treasured delicacies to fit the spirit of Halloween. And hopefully do justice the spirits of those whose body parts and secretions comprise the ingredient lists.

The Monster's Cookbook recipes include Cubed Earwax, Chunky Organ Marmalade, and Thickest Human Snot.

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Lucky Iron Fish - Iron-Infused Cooking Fish

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