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The Monster's Cookbook

By: on September 13, 2016
$14.99
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First the fresh eyeballs offered at my local farmer's market, and now The Monster's Cookbook have reminded me: the season for Blood Smoothies and Severed Fingerling Potatoes is coming! Halloween parties...and party planning...and Tuesday night dinner when you're feeling particularly carnivorous wouldn't be complete without food to match the mood. In The Monster's Cookbook: Everyday Recipes for the Living, Dead and Undead Hoxton Street Monster Supplies has compiled a big fat tome of treasured delicacies to fit the spirit of Halloween. And hopefully do justice the spirits of those whose body parts and secretions comprise the ingredient lists.

The Monster's Cookbook recipes include Cubed Earwax, Chunky Organ Marmalade, and Thickest Human Snot.

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Sexy TRON Outfit

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Fear Mongering: The 10 Scariest Halloween Masks

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Arkham Harley Quinn Costume

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Cartoons and reality have met, merged, and are now calling out to your carn(iv)al sensibilities. Sinister, hard-edged, Brooklyn-tongued Harley Quinn makes the likes of animated wet dreams Jessica Rabbit and Holli Wood...

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Other People's Face Masks

$9.99 - $11.94 from Amazon »

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The only thing worse than a Monday is clicking on a link that brings you to a life-size replica doll of possessed Regan from The Exorcist. It just happened to me, and since misery loves company, here you go, dudes. I'm...

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Lucky Iron Fish - Iron-Infused Cooking Fish

This Lucky Iron Fish sounds as fishy as it looks. The palm-sized cooking tool says it can bump up your daily iron intake with 2 to 7mg of bioavailable iron when boiled in 1L of water or broth along with 2 to 3 drops of...

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Philippe the Skeleton Lamp

Phillipe the Skeleton Lamp is not the first skeleton lamp I've met (see Glass Skull Tiki Torch, Day of the Dead Skull Lamp). But he's definitely the first skeleton lamp I've met named "Phillipe." Which leads me to believe...

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Waterphone - Horror Sound Effects Instrument

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The waterphone. Those who hate scary movies might call it torture for the ears. Those who love them? Will call it their new favorite instrument....

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Melting Bloody Hand Candle

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Now here's a bloody handy gift for Halloween. Bryan Lawrence makes these terrifically creepy candles, you guessed it, by hand, using flesh-colored wax for the outer layers of their fingers and palms, and blood-red on...

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Rogue From X-Men Costume

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It's The Brotherhood of Evil Mutants' most famous defector in living, non-Anna-Paquin form! This milliskin Rogue jumpsuit is made to order in your choice of kotobukiya with green details, classic with black details, and...