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You're Saying It Wrong

$11.05 from Amazon »

Why let minor errors slide or take a potayto-potahto stance on pronunciation when You're Saying It Wrong can make it so much more fun to call someone out for being a linguistic idiot? A grammar Nazi's and general know-it-all's...

The Beauty of Horror: A GOREgeous Coloring Book

$10.79 from Amazon »

Adult coloring books have experienced a recent surge in sales as meditative and therapeutic outlets. But how the H-A-Double-Hockey-Sticks-O-W-E-E-N does The Beauty of Horror think I'm supposed to calm down and relieve...

The Tetris Effect: The Game that Hypnotized the World

$19.49 from Amazon »

The Game that Hypnotized the World. I wholeheartedly agree with The Tetris Effect's selection of the word "hypnosis" to describe an activity that has claimed at least 5,840 hours of my life. To this day I still fall into...

The Monster's Cookbook

$12.67 from Amazon »

First the fresh eyeballs offered at my local farmer's market, and now The Monster's Cookbook have reminded me: the season for Blood Smoothies and Severed Fingerling Potatoes is coming! Halloween parties...and party planning...and...

Seinfeldia

$19.48 from Amazon »

Now you have two options for giving the Gift of Nothing. This one in a box, and this one in a book. Seinfeldia: How a Show About Nothing Changed Everything tells the story of what some say is the best, and others the...

A Super Upsetting Cookbook About Sandwiches

$15.31 from Amazon »

A Super Upsetting Cookbook About Sandwiches is kind of like PornBurger meets a neurotic New York chef. Tyler Kord owns and operates NYC's No. 7 restaurant and No. 7 Sub shops. His sandwiches look delicious. His mind looks...

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Suicide Squad: Behind the Scenes

$24.50 from Amazon »

Wait, there's a movie about DC Comics villains coming out?! With Harley Quinn and The Joker?! I hadn't heard. They must not be promoting it very hard....

Ladybird How-To Books for Grown-Ups

$0.78 - $3.07 from Amazon »

1960s pictures, 2010s nuggets of wisdom. The London-based Laybirds launched in 1964 as a series of hardback books presenting stereotypes of Brits and their family life. They were intended to help kids learn to read. And...

Cooking for Two: Your Cat & You!

$11.55 from Amazon »

Uh...I guess this is for after your girlfriend shares a glass of a wine and a heart-to-heart with Mr. Winkles, and they're both a little hungry and a little tipsy and wouldn't it be great just to stay in and watch Sex...

Grunt: The Curious Science of Humans at War

$11.71 from Amazon »

Mary Roach, who the Washington Post calls "America's funniest science writer" has written a series of curious books. Literally. Maybe you remember Bonk: The Curious Coupling of Science and Sex? Or <a rel="nofollow"...

Barbarian Days: A Surfing Life

$12.03 - $16.63 from Amazon »

I've heard more than once that a lot of musicians and music lovers consider the Beach Boys' "God Only Knows" to be one of the most perfect songs ever written. Here's a recent article that calls it "the perfect marriage...

How Dogs Love Us

$17.64 from Amazon »

Like you don't already know how your dog loves you. He runs in from the rainstorm and jumps on your bed. Chews up your couch cushions. Poops in your shoe. But in How Dogs Love Us Emory University neuroscientist Gregory...

Meathead: The Science of Great BBQ & Grilling

$21.08 from Amazon »

Meathead Goldwyn. I guess when your mama curses you with that lemon of a name, your best option is to make huge vats of lemonade. Or, in this case, huge piles of grilled meat. Goldwyn, founder of BBQ & grilling website...

How to Drive

$15.49 from Amazon »

Holy crap, I can think of, like, five hundred people I want to get this book for. And I know I'll encounter at least 3 to 7 more on my drive to work tomorrow morning. How to Drive: Real World Instruction and Advice from...

The Time Traveler's Handbook

$15.63 from Amazon »

No, The Time Traveler's Handbook isn't a next generation Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Think less science fiction and more nonfiction. Major events in world history, to be exact. Wait, don't click away yet! I'm pretty...

This is Not a Maths Book: A Smart Art Activity Book

$8.33 from Amazon »

Before you say This Is Not a Maths Book must not be a grammar book either because it's "math book" not "maths book" I'll point out that the publication is British, and in England they do say you study "maths" with a "maths...

Golden Ratio Coloring Book

$19.90 from Amazon »

1.618. It's mathematical elegance. Nature's magic number for patterns, precision, and beauty. The Golden Ratio. And now, thanks to Venezuelan architect and illustrator Rafael Araujo, it's a coloring book....

The Bob's Burgers Burger Book

$12.01 from Amazon »

Bob's Burgers has always taught us a lot about life, family, and music. Now the animated juggernaut is jumping off screen to teach us more about an equally important key to Belcher happiness: burgers....

Stay Cool or Hot: The Best Vacuum Insulated Water Bottles

PornBurger: Hot Buns and Juicy Beefcakes

$17.49 from Amazon »

A picture of a Porn Burger is worth a thousand drools. Maybe even a lick. A bite. At the very least a boner. In Porn Burger: Hot Buns and Juicy Beefcakes, self-described "burger pervert" Matthew Ramsey indulges us with...

A Burglar's Guide to the City

$11 from Amazon »

Looking for a new pastime? I wouldn't say Geoff Manaugh's A Burglar's Guide to the City is a how-to manual for breaking into and thieving buildings, but...that's only because I don't want to be considered an accomplice...

Seven Brief Lessons on Physics

$11.44 from Amazon »

Seven Brief Lessons on Physics. While there are 2 words in that title I do not care for--"Lessons" and "Physics"--that the word "Brief" precedes them makes the whole concept of Carlo Rovelli's introduction to modern physics...

America's Most Haunted Road Trip

$16.99 from Amazon »

Need some last minute plans for Spring Break? If you've got the wheels..and the cojones...for it, America's Most Haunted Road Trip: Your Travel Guide to America's Most Haunted Sites can help make SB 2016 your best....

Objects of Desire (NSFW)

$29.39 from Amazon »

Everyone's all on about the advancements in the computer industry. The cell phone industry. The automotive industry. But what about the sex toy industry? Isn't it about time they got the props they deserve for the groundbreaking...

Prison Ramen: Recipes & Stories from Behind Bars

$7.99 from Amazon »

Good thing Shia La Beouf spent 25 hours in a New York City jail for acting like an asshat at a Broadway musical a couple years ago, or else the world may never have had Prison Ramen: Recipes and Stories from Behind Bars....

When Hitler Took Cocaine and Lenin Lost His Brain

$11.58 from Amazon »

Trivia lovers, obscure factoid spouters, and little-known-storytellers gather round. Giles Milton's When Hitler Took Cocaine and Lenin Lost His Brain: History's Unknown Chapters has a gold nugget or two to add to your...

The Life-Changing Magic of Not Giving a F*ck

$11.55 from Amazon »

Really? There's a whole book now to teach you about the principle by which I've already been living my entire life? Not giving a f*ck. I know, author Sarah Knight knows, and soon everyone else who reads The Life-Changing...

Crafting with Cat Hair

$9.17 from Amazon »

Cat people have just achieved a level of Crazy even I, an enthusiastic ridiculer of crazy cat people, was not aware of until now....

The Walking Dead: The Pop-Up Book

$36.36 from Amazon »

And you thought it was too late to find her the perfect gift for Valentine's Day. Your heartfelt expression of love lies right here, within the 5 spectacular, full-color, highly detailed, romantic spreads of The Walking...

Narconomics: How to Run a Drug Cartel

$14.84 from Amazon »

No war is radder than the war on drugs. At least from a business and economics standpoint. Tom Wainwright's Narconomics: How to Run a Drug Cartel isn't your traditional how-to book (sorry, budding drug lords), but it...

The Movie Book (Big Ideas Simply Explained)

$17.85 from Amazon »

Apparently, DK writes a whole series of books on Big Ideas Simply Explained, but The Movie Book is by far the most interesting. The others are about boring things like Shakespeare, philosophy, and...ugh...politics. The...

Swear Word Adult Coloring Book (NSFW)

$3.59 from Amazon »

Adult coloring books are getting to be nearly as popular as Xanax for promoting relaxation and managing stress. Pair filling in the intricate line drawings with a few puffs of your favorite herbal refreshment, and you...

Star Wars Where's the Wookiee?

$8.11 - $13.95 from Amazon »

Bonding with your kids is never easier than when there's something in it for you too. Like catching a fish. Witnessing a buzzer beater. Finding a Wookiee. Sure, Waldo isn't the worst dude for you and Mini You to be on...

The Food Lab: Better Home Cooking Through Science

$27.47 from Amazon »

Is it bad to get my girlfriend a book that will teach her how to cook me delicious meals with balls-on scientific accuracy for Valentine's Day? (Remember, I'm making her an origami Swift Wind too.) Yeah, I think you're...

The Trump Coloring Book

$8.90 from Amazon »

Whether you're for or against him, MG Anthony has compiled thousands of black lines and white space that will set you up to "show The Donald in his true colors." And I have to say, The Trump Coloring Book does a pretty...

Icons Unmasked Book

$30 from Kickstarter »

Have you ever wondered if the superheroes, animated icons, and comic book stars you see in pop culture are hiding something--a demure inner self, a secret identity, an ugly mug, James Franco--behind their masks? I haven't....

Scratch & Sniff Guide to Becoming a Whiskey Know-It-All

$14.66 from Amazon »

For some, knowing what they like is enough. Others--the curious, the professionals, the annoying dudes who never quite grew out of toddlerhood--can't just accept that they like it, they have to know why. Richard Betts'...

Killing Hitler With Praise And Fire

$13.48 from Amazon »

It's a choose your own adventure book that marries the past, the future, and one of the worst human beings in the history of the world. (See, look on the bright side Wu-Tang Clan: at least it was Martin Shkreli and not...

Star Wars Kama Sutra

$17.97 from Amazon »

SN Herder has thought a lot about the Force awakening. So much that his mind went...there. First the gutter, and then the toy bin. Herder says he made The Extremely Unofficial and Highly Unauthorized Star Wars Kama Sutra...

Fallout 4 Vault Dweller's Survival Guide

$24.21 from Amazon »

The Fallout 4 Vault Dweller's Survival Guide hardcover is a once-off printing, a Collector's Edition for all the fanboys and fangirls out there still as hyped up about the game's 5th installment as they were a month ago...

Do You Want To Play With My Balls?

$14.95 from Amazon »

Do You Want to Play with My Balls? The question has Amazon reviewers riled up. Some are riled up because they're sooooo offended that someone would turn satirical sexual innuendo into a children's book, particularly one...

Middle Class Problems

$7.39 from Amazon »

Mo' money, mo' problems, right? Never mind starvation and religious persecution. Homes destroyed by conflict or natural disaster. A paucity of healthcare, education, clean water. We're not talking problems of the have-nots...

Experimenting with Babies

$10.41 from Amazon »

Nope, Experimenting with Babies is not a Carps & Angsty Manatee card. Nor is it, to the disappointment of at least one Amazon reviewer, a book of "information about surgical experiments intended to transform the baby...

Thing Explainer: Complicated Stuff in Simple Words

$13.96 from Amazon »

While I think Randall Munroe takes things, or, more precisely, thing explaining, too far when he "un-jargons" words such as smartphone ("hand computer"), helicopter ("plane with turning wings"), and microwave ("food-heating...

Kitchen Hacks: How Clever Cooks Get Things Done

$12.01 from Amazon »

Want to be a culinary MacGyver? It might not be as admirable or lucrative as righting the world's wrongs, but I bet becoming a master of cooking steaks and making vanilla ice cream by hand will at least get you laid just...

Spy Secrets That Can Save Your Life

$13.99 from Amazon »

We've heard what a Navy SEAL has to say about spitting in the face of danger and disaster...or at least walking away from them alive and safe...so I figured we might as well let a CIA officer weigh in on the topic too....

The Winter Survival Handbook: 157 Ways to Beat the Cold

$13.25 from Amazon »

Winter isn't just coming, winter is imminent. Once again, all the joys of turkey and Christmas and ski season are about to clash with all the nuisances (and sometimes horrors, right Boston?) of extended darkness, frigid...

Grow the F*ck Up

$14.08 from Amazon »

Grow the F*ck Up, you had me at "Giggle and shart." John Kyle's approach to teaching teens and young adults how to survive and, more importantly, make something of themselves in the world outside Mama's house is blunt...

Alien Next Door

$12.73 from Amazon »

Here we have the script for the next sequel in the Alien franchise, tentatively titled Alien: Domestication. OK, not quite. It's actually a new satire from artist Joey Spiotto--the kind that's kind of for kids, kind of...