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The Illustrated Compendium of Ugly English Words

$17.67 from Amazon »

Imagine the sick pleasure Tyler Vendetti and Rebecca Pry took in writing and illustrating The Illustrated Compendium of Ugly English Words: Including Phlegm, Chunky, Moist, and More. Just knowing the sick pleasure we...

Deviant's Pocket Guide to Outlandish Sexual Desires

$14.99 from Amazon »

At printing, The Deviant's Pocket Guide to the Outlandish Sexual Desires Barely Contained in Your Subconscious was coming very soon, and if you can get a handle on your Dendrophilia and Macrophilia and Emetophilia (oh...

Norwegian Wood

$17.56 from Amazon »

Lars Mytting's Norwegian Wood: Chopping, Stacking, and Drying Wood the Scandinavian Way has sold over 200,000 copies in Norway and Sweden. The book is both a rustic's and manly man's guide to using your 2 hands to generate...

Absurd Scientific Advice for Common Real-World Problems

$16.69 from Amazon »

How To: Absurd Scientific Advice for Common Real-World Problems is the latest satirical (but also funny-'cause-it's-true) release from webcomic xkcd cartoonist and author Randall Munroe...

You Are Special - Words of Wisdom from Mister Rogers

$11.29 from Amazon »

Mister Rogers. Saint Fred. In You Are Special: Neighborly Words of Wisdom from Mister Rogers, the man proves once again how brilliance, success, and happiness can be the product of compassion and understanding, interacting...

Fart Dictionary

$10.74 from Amazon »

Sure, the Fart Dictionary is partly just another yuk, yuk, yuk book and novelty gift best used as a stocking stuffer or white elephant contribution. But after reading a few of author Scott Sorensen's well-worded and highly...

The Lost Art of Reading Nature's Signs

$10.98 from Amazon »

When Tristan Gooley talks about The Lost Art of Reading Nature's Signs, he doesn't mean the ones that say, "Stay on trail," "Pack it in, pack it out," and "No camping," but based on human idiocy, ignorance, and obsession...

Doctor Who Little Miss & Mr. Men Mashup Books

$4.95 - $9.99 from Amazon »

Roger Hargreaves' Little Miss and Mr. Men books get the Doctor Who mashup treatment with this line of storybooks giving each of the 13 Doctors new adventures and foes - more kid-friendly adventures and foes - to conquer...

Personal Library Kit

$12.41 from Amazon »

Knock Knock's Personal Library Kit brings back to bibliophiles a glorious old library circulation technique: cards secured in sleeves inside books' front covers with date stamps indicating when borrowers will start ignoring...

101 Things to Do with a Huge Willy

$14.95 from Amazon »

101 Things to Do with a Huge Willy knows you've seen - maybe even taken - dick pics. But have you seen - or taken - the kind of dick pics illustrated in its collection of "101 inspiring ideas for more useful things you...

The Adidas Archive: The Footwear Collection

$150 from Taschen »

Available starting August 2019, The Adidas Archive: The Footwear Collection is coffee table book giant* Taschen's tribute to the history of an iconic shoe. Authors Christian Habermeier and Sebastian Jager cover 357 pairs...

How to Do Great Work Without Being an A-hole

$11.99 from Amazon »

How to Do Great Work Without Being an Asshole seems like a great gift for the office. A great gift in general. And a book that will be purchased only to be given as a gift. Because, uh, what workplace asshole is self-aware...

Flowcharts to Help Answer Life's Bigger Questions

$17.43 from Amazon »

If you've already used Knock Knock's flowcharts to answer life's Inconsequential Dilemmas, perhaps it's time to move on to Consequential Dilemmas: 45 Flowcharts for Life's Bigger Questions. Think less "Should I eat food...

The Big Activity Book for Anxious People

$9.82 from Amazon »

The Big Activity Book for Anxious People is a combination of the self-help and adult coloring book genres. (No, I can't believe I just called adult coloring books a genre either.) Jordan Reid and Erin Williams fill their...

AB/CD: The Rock Alphabet

Who'd The Andy $hop pick for X? This rock & roll-themed ABC book, AB/CD: The Rock Alphabet turns over the teaching of its 26 letters to rock legends, so there's a little something for Mom and Dad tucked into the tedious...

How to Become a Federal Criminal

$18.20 from Amazon »

Most of us are well versed in the obvious ways to become a federal criminal, but for the more creatively minded out there, How to Become a Federal Criminal will give you some tips on earning the status through some more...

Why My Cat Is More Impressive Than Your Baby

$8.99 from Amazon »

Do we really need a whole book about Why My Cat Is More Impressive Than Your Baby? Does anyone really dispute this fact in the first place? Cats: furry; funny; fearless; independent. Babies: diapers full of poo...

The Atlas of Happiness

$14.71 from Amazon »

Looks like Denmark's Hygge concept has set off a trend. Now the Danes' methods aren't enough - we need a whole Atlas of Happiness to figure out The Global Secrets of How to Be Happy. Author Helen Russell delves into other...

Prep: The Essential College Cookbook

$12.74 from Amazon »

Grads, you got into college, so Prep is assuming you can read. Or at least have really rich parents who can afford to bribe your way in. So in her new book Katie Sullivan Morford endeavors to teach you one of life's other...

A Dude's Guide to the Couch

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John Weiler wrote a book about me and my happy place. A Dude's Guide to the Couch: 70 amazing things you can do on your couch (aka dude's best friend), unlike my boss and wife, is all about encouraging me to stay in my...

Best. Movie. Year. Ever.

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Best. Movie. Year. Ever.: How 1999 Blew Up the Big Screen is culture writer Brian Raftery's tribute to and analysis of what he considers a year of the most visionary films in the history of American cinema. In terms fitting...

The Movie Kama Sutra

$10.61 from Amazon »

The Movie Kama Sutra proffers a collection of creative (i.e., mostly impossible) sex positions "inspired by the most erotic moments in cinema history." Just when you thought they were running out of ideas for books, weird...

How to Stop Feeling So Damn Depressed

$15.55 from Amazon »

How to Stop Feeling So Damn Depressed is for all the dudes out there looking to feel a little less Eeyore, a little more Tigger. In fact, psychologist Jonas Horwitz has written his No BS Guide specifically for men, and...

Loo-niversity

$8.10 from Amazon »

I mean, unless it's a bad day, Loo-niversity, I always leave the can feeling lighter and brighter, albeit not from having taken in one or more 50 easily digestible lessons about world history, literature, politics, and...