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The Art of Star Wars Rebels Limited Edition

$69.99 from Amazon »

Empire, the Rebels are coming for you...again...and this time in "a beautiful slipcase with illuminating lights and sound effects of igniting lightsabers when the case opens!" The Art of Star Wars Rebels is a forthcoming...

Hi-Fi: The History of High-End Audio Design

$54.99 from Amazon »

Audiophiles, if you don't feel geeked out enough listening to your extensive vinyl collection on a vintage B&O record player every night, Hi-Fi: The History of High-end Audio Design will help round out your analog sound...

Star Wars How Not to Get Eaten by Ewoks

$10.49 from Amazon »

Star Wars may never be able to teach us everything it knows, but with How Not to Get Eaten by Ewoks and Other Galactic Survival Skills it's at least going to help us navigate the galaxy's myriad dangers without ending...

Lair: Radical Homes and Hideouts of Movie Villains

$54.99 from Amazon »

Lair poses a most pensive question: "Why do bad guys live in good houses?" Then, over the next 290 pages of its exploration of the Radical Homes and Hideouts of Movie Villains, the book makes no attempt to answer it...

I Need a New Butt!

$5.50 from Amazon »

The name of the book is I Need a New Butt! And the refrain of the book is I Need a New Butt! Because the one I have is defective. It has a crack...

The I'm-So-Hungover Cookbook

$14.93 from Amazon »

What's inside The I'm-So-Hungover Cookbook? Carbs. Author Jack Campbell believes the only cure for a night of a couple beers leading to a few more bad decisions leading to an alarming blood alcohol content is hundreds...

The Fart That Got Away

$9.98 from Amazon »

Yes, The Fart That Got Away is a book about farts. But at its heart, at the heart of its fart, it's a book about friendship. The camaraderie, the respect, and the admiration between a man (OK, pubescent boy) and the gas...

The Illustrated Compendium of Ugly English Words

$13.85 from Amazon »

Imagine the sick pleasure Tyler Vendetti and Rebecca Pry took in writing and illustrating The Illustrated Compendium of Ugly English Words: Including Phlegm, Chunky, Moist, and More. Just knowing the sick pleasure we...

Deviant's Pocket Guide to Outlandish Sexual Desires

$14.24 from Amazon »

At printing, The Deviant's Pocket Guide to the Outlandish Sexual Desires Barely Contained in Your Subconscious was coming very soon, and if you can get a handle on your Dendrophilia and Macrophilia and Emetophilia (oh...

Norwegian Wood

$17.99 from Amazon »

Lars Mytting's Norwegian Wood: Chopping, Stacking, and Drying Wood the Scandinavian Way has sold over 200,000 copies in Norway and Sweden. The book is both a rustic's and manly man's guide to using your 2 hands to generate...

Absurd Scientific Advice for Common Real-World Problems

$16.69 from Amazon »

How To: Absurd Scientific Advice for Common Real-World Problems is the latest satirical (but also funny-'cause-it's-true) release from webcomic xkcd cartoonist and author Randall Munroe...

You Are Special - Words of Wisdom from Mister Rogers

$13.50 from Amazon »

Mister Rogers. Saint Fred. In You Are Special: Neighborly Words of Wisdom from Mister Rogers, the man proves once again how brilliance, success, and happiness can be the product of compassion and understanding, interacting...

Fart Dictionary

$10.62 from Amazon »

Sure, the Fart Dictionary is partly just another yuk, yuk, yuk book and novelty gift best used as a stocking stuffer or white elephant contribution. But after reading a few of author Scott Sorensen's well-worded and highly...

The Lost Art of Reading Nature's Signs

$12.71 from Amazon »

When Tristan Gooley talks about The Lost Art of Reading Nature's Signs, he doesn't mean the ones that say, "Stay on trail," "Pack it in, pack it out," and "No camping," but based on human idiocy, ignorance, and obsession...

Doctor Who Little Miss & Mr. Men Mashup Books

$4.95 - $9.99 from Amazon »

Roger Hargreaves' Little Miss and Mr. Men books get the Doctor Who mashup treatment with this line of storybooks giving each of the 13 Doctors new adventures and foes - more kid-friendly adventures and foes - to conquer...

Personal Library Kit

$13.86 from Amazon »

Knock Knock's Personal Library Kit brings back to bibliophiles a glorious old library circulation technique: cards secured in sleeves inside books' front covers with date stamps indicating when borrowers will start ignoring...

101 Things to Do with a Huge Willy

$11.22 from Amazon »

101 Things to Do with a Huge Willy knows you've seen - maybe even taken - dick pics. But have you seen - or taken - the kind of dick pics illustrated in its collection of "101 inspiring ideas for more useful things you...

The Adidas Archive: The Footwear Collection

$150 from Taschen »

Available starting August 2019, The Adidas Archive: The Footwear Collection is coffee table book giant* Taschen's tribute to the history of an iconic shoe. Authors Christian Habermeier and Sebastian Jager cover 357 pairs...

How to Do Great Work Without Being an A-hole

$11.99 from Amazon »

How to Do Great Work Without Being an Asshole seems like a great gift for the office. A great gift in general. And a book that will be purchased only to be given as a gift. Because, uh, what workplace asshole is self-aware...

Flowcharts to Help Answer Life's Bigger Questions

$17.21 from Amazon »

If you've already used Knock Knock's flowcharts to answer life's Inconsequential Dilemmas, perhaps it's time to move on to Consequential Dilemmas: 45 Flowcharts for Life's Bigger Questions. Think less "Should I eat food...

The Big Activity Book for Anxious People

$12.30 from Amazon »

The Big Activity Book for Anxious People is a combination of the self-help and adult coloring book genres. (No, I can't believe I just called adult coloring books a genre either.) Jordan Reid and Erin Williams fill their...

AB/CD: The Rock Alphabet

Who'd The Andy $hop pick for X? This rock & roll-themed ABC book, AB/CD: The Rock Alphabet turns over the teaching of its 26 letters to rock legends, so there's a little something for Mom and Dad tucked into the tedious...

How to Become a Federal Criminal

$17.23 from Amazon »

Most of us are well versed in the obvious ways to become a federal criminal, but for the more creatively minded out there, How to Become a Federal Criminal will give you some tips on earning the status through some more...

Why My Cat Is More Impressive Than Your Baby

$8.99 from Amazon »

Do we really need a whole book about Why My Cat Is More Impressive Than Your Baby? Does anyone really dispute this fact in the first place? Cats: furry; funny; fearless; independent. Babies: diapers full of poo...