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Where's Prince? Search & Find Book

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Where's Prince? is a Where's Waldo? seek & find-style book that invites the icon's fans to Search for Prince in 1999, Purple Rain, Paisley Park and More. And, just like the Where's Bowie? jigsaw puzzle, I think that's freakin'...

OK Boomer: "What Time is That on Netflix?"

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"Every time an angry baby boomer misspells millennial, an angel gets its student loans forgiven." That dig, from the internet's @jaboukie, is the book OK Boomer: OK Boomer: "What Time is That on Netflix?" and Other Daily...

This Book Will Make You Sh!t Yourself

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Not sure I need anything else to make me "sh!t myself" these days, but who can resist a new book's declaration that This Book Will Make You Sh!t Yourself? Especially when the title is followed by the subtitle Unexplained...

What Would Skeletor Do?

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What would Skeletor do? He'd call Diabolical Ways to Master the Universe a fluff piece for flea-bitten fur brains, and tell author Robb Pearlman, "I could write a book about what you don't know!"...

Pet This F*cking Puppy

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Pet This F*cking Puppy: A Touch-and-Feel Book for Stressed-Out Adults could not have come out at a better time. My cat, Zanzibar, is done with having me home all the time and barely gives me a brush of his tail these...

Epic Hikes of the World

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Who doesn't like a good epic? The Odyssey. The Lord of the Rings. The Alpine Pass Route in Switzerland. Better grab your snowshoes for that last one. And your physical prowess, since there won't be any cozying up on the...

The Older Person's Guide to New Stuff

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Not that it's easy for middle-aged people, or even newly minted 40-year-olds like myself to keep up with the changes in pop culture trends, tech, and lingo these days, but The Older Person's Guide to New Stuff is predominantly...

The Official Old's Cool Books

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Not only should "Old's cool!" be the official slogan of dad-joking dads across the nation, but The Official Old's Cool book series might should also be their official Father's Day gift this year...

Cards Against Anxiety

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If you have anxiety, before purchasing this Cards Against Anxiety guidebook and card set to help you stress less, try looking at their author's name. Yeah, look at it, and then say it over and over to yourself like a...

Schulz and Peanuts: A Biography

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I could not draw for a shit when I was a kid. For some reason, I thought I needed a signature sketch that I could just pull out at any time. So I learned to draw Snoopy. I worked tirelessly, perfecting the shape of the...

Dadskills

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Ha! I like how the first image I happened to look at from the Dadskills: How to Be an Awesome Father and Impress All the Other Parents - From Baby Wrangling - To Taming Teenagers book was one of a section called "Hire...

100 Side Hustles

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Author Chris Guillebeau's 100 Side Hustles: Unexpected Ideas for Making Extra Money Without Quitting Your Day Job was released in June 2019. Come June 2020, a more fitting title might be 100 Hustles: Unexpected Ideas...

Kirk Fu Manual

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Star Trek: Kirk Fu Manual: A Guide to Starfleet's Most Feared Martial Art drops on March 3, 2020, just in time to cannon punch the stock market back into shape, and tornado kick the coronavirus to Mars. Oh wait, we need...

How to Smoke Pot (Properly)

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If you're messin' with "the Devil's lettuce," better do it right. And, according to How to Smoke Pot (Properly): A Highbrow Guide to Getting High, better do it classy too. Author David Bienenstock explores the best and...the...

Star Trek: Body by Starfleet: A Fitness Guide

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Are you bold enough to go to Vulcan Side Planks and Cardassian Neck Tricks? Star Trek: Body by Starfleet: A Fitness Guide is probably the most fun parody book of a popular franchise I've seen since Darth Vader and Son.

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Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker: The Visual Dictionary

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When it comes to Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker: The Visual Dictionary, I hope a picture, meaning one single picture, is worth a thousand words to you, because that's all I got. Released on December 20, 2019, the latest...

Speaking American: How Y'all, Youse, and You Guys Talk

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What is Speaking American? I'll answer the question with more questions. What do you call the shoes you wear to work out in? What's the name for when people put a bunch of their old, unwanted crap on their lawn and try...

How to Take Better D*ck Pics Than the Average Bro

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How to Take Better Dick Pics Than the Average Bro is probably like all the other self-help and how-to books out there: they spend 80% of the pages talking about what your problem is and what they're gonna tell you about...

The Art of Star Wars Rebels Limited Edition

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Empire, the Rebels are coming for you...again...and this time in "a beautiful slipcase with illuminating lights and sound effects of igniting lightsabers when the case opens!" The Art of Star Wars Rebels is a forthcoming...

Hi-Fi: The History of High-End Audio Design

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Audiophiles, if you don't feel geeked out enough listening to your extensive vinyl collection on a vintage B&O record player every night, Hi-Fi: The History of High-end Audio Design will help round out your analog sound...

Star Wars How Not to Get Eaten by Ewoks

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Star Wars may never be able to teach us everything it knows, but with How Not to Get Eaten by Ewoks and Other Galactic Survival Skills it's at least going to help us navigate the galaxy's myriad dangers without ending...

Lair: Radical Homes and Hideouts of Movie Villains

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Lair poses a most pensive question: "Why do bad guys live in good houses?" Then, over the next 290 pages of its exploration of the Radical Homes and Hideouts of Movie Villains, the book makes no attempt to answer it...

I Need a New Butt!

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The name of the book is I Need a New Butt! And the refrain of the book is I Need a New Butt! Because the one I have is defective. It has a crack...

The I'm-So-Hungover Cookbook

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What's inside The I'm-So-Hungover Cookbook? Carbs. Author Jack Campbell believes the only cure for a night of a couple beers leading to a few more bad decisions leading to an alarming blood alcohol content is hundreds...