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Swear Word Adult Coloring Book (NSFW)

By: on January 24, 2016
Swear Word Adult Coloring Book (NSFW)
$6.99
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Adult coloring books are getting to be nearly as popular as Xanax for promoting relaxation and managing stress. Pair filling in the intricate line drawings with a few puffs of your favorite herbal refreshment, and you may even achieve a state of calm no pharmaceutical could ever touch. But this particular adult coloring book, The Sweary Coloring Book for Adults, makes me wonder a little. If you're riled up and spazzed out about something, or someone, is filling in an artistic representation of the word "Fuckwit" with all the colors of the rainbow going to make you feel grounded and chill, or just get you even more riled up and spazzed out as you connect "Fuckwit" to the situation at hand?

Maybe it will be cathartic; you'll pour your stress and anger into "Fuckwit", make it something beautiful, and feel at peace afterwards. The fact that "Fuckwit" is also dripping with adorable kittens and puppies will help.

Or not. You could end up coloring in "Fuckwit" with varying hues of combative red and making all the stupid baby animals drip with blood. Guess there's only one way to find out.

The Sweary Coloring Book for Adults includes 24 hand-drawn designs to color, each printed on its own white, 8-1/2" x 11" page. The book also comes with a digital edition so you can print extra copies of your favorites. Word designs include: Moron; Bitch; Cocklump; Bastard; Asshole; Bullshit; Cum Dumpster; Shitfaced; Fuckwit; Cuntface; Fuck!; Dumbcunt; Fucking; and Motherfucker.