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Man Up!: 367 Classic Skills for the Modern Guy

By: on October 28, 2017
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Man Up!: 367 Classic Skills for the Modern Guy gives you tips for mastering your career, relationships, grooming routine, and adult life in general. A whole year's worth! On a leap year! With one more to grow on! Yeah...what's up with the number 367?

Journalist Paul O'Donnell & Co. have compiled a clever "man-ual" for males navigating the murky waters of the 21st century. They cover all the topics you didn't want to ask about for fear of being judged and made fun of, plus the 350 others it never occurred to you you should. Ways you'll learn to Man Up! include: how to you break off a friendship when it's not working anymore; what you should cook when a date is coming over for dinner; how to buy a used car and not get ripped off; and how to stop a charging dog.

O'Donnell organizes his Classic Skills for the Modern Guy by theme, and provides focused, concise answers to each of the 367 Q&A-style topics. Line drawings accompany some of the tips for clarity and "sight gags." Man Up! is a swell gift for a teen transitioning to adulthood, and an even better gift for a man who's so far wasted his being a skill-less fool.

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