How to Take Better D*ck Pics Than the Average Bro
How to Take Better Dick Pics Than the Average Bro is probably like all the other self-help and how-to books out there: they spend 80% of the pages talking about what your problem is and what they're gonna tell you about fixing it, and 2% of the pages actually providing useful information that's only 3-out-of-10 useful anway. And the other 18% is blank space or diagrams or superfluous line drawings of the book's topic. Like a depressed person or, in the case of How to Take Better D*ck Pics Than the Average Bro, a poorly photographed dick.
But again, I say How to Take Better D*ck Pics Than the Average Bro is probably like all the other books of its ilk out there. If you happen to buy it, even as a Dirty Santa gift, and find otherwise, please let me know so I can amend this post.
And buy one for myself.
What? Just because I'm married now I can't continue to charm and titillate my wife with dick pics? And if I'm going to charm and titillate my wife with dick pics, why not with dick pics that are better than the average bro's?
If you're more interested in looking at dick pics than taking them, check out this 2020 wall calendar of Nature's Dick Pics.