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Zoids Highend Master Model Kits

By: on December 16, 2015
$55 - $100
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The one thing I know about Kotobukiya's Zoids is that even if naughty boys and girls receive them as gifts this year, only good--as in skilled and nimble-fingered--boys and girls will get to play with them because these ligers and tigers and Geno Saurers aren't just models, they're Highend Master Models (HMM), and they're motherf'ing hard to put together.

Each HMM Zoid kit contains the makings of an intricately detailed, posable 1/72 scale mecha from the Zoids franchise, including Liger Zero, Great Saber, Command Wolf LC & AC, and Berserk Fuhrer. They are recommended for anyone 15 and up with the patience of...someone way more patient than I am. I won't even spend more than 20 seconds trying to think of a good metaphor.

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Robo R2 High Performance Smart 3D Printer

$1,406.91 from Amazon »

As you'd imagine from their similarity in name, the Robo R2 3D and the Droid R2-D2 have much in common. While the former cannot boop-beep-beep-bee-boop and engage you in deep conversation like the latter, both printer...

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The New Erotic Photography (NSFW)

$13.49 from Amazon »

If they consider "new erotic photography" to mean putting baby bottle nipples on a lady's nipples, then I'm...I'm...I'm OK with that. I mean, it seems a little redundant, and maybe wouldn't have been the first path I...

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The Swiss Army Knife Book

$14.25 from Amazon »

Need a gift for a man? It doesn't get any gift-for-a-manlier than The Swiss Army Knife Book and its 63 outdoor projects for a dude (or your mama, if that's how she rolls) to build with nothing but the most famous multi-tool...

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Black Useless Box Kit

$44.99 from Amazon »

This black box is nearly impossible to put together. Ninety-nine percent of those who try will fail. But for the always-elite 1%, once your corners are aligned and screws affixed, the world will be your oyster. Flip the...

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QuadHands Soldering Tool & Vise

$59.95 from Amazon »

Though less QuadHands and more QuadPincers, this soldering tool and vise drives home an important point: every now and then we could all use an extra hand pincer. For makers and tinkerers, 4 pincers is even better....

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Attack on Titan Super Hard Blade iPhone Case

$38.30 from Strapya World »

It's always interesting when and which Japanese manga and anime cross over into mainstream Western culture. Here it's even more interesting that a piece of Japanese manga/anime has crossed over into real life. And even...

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Kururin Japanese Desktop Toy

$12.99 from Kendama »

Tops, fidget spinners, and now the Japanese Kururin. Why is hand-eye coordination storming pop culture so hard right now? I have many gifts and endowments--huge ones!--but, as evidenced by my attempts to school my girlfriend...

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F-Cup Cookies

F-Cup Cookies sound like they would be a joke, and they probably are, but for all women with concave chesticular regions and, more importantly, for all the men who have to fondle them, I sure as 2 seconds of motorboating...

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LEGO Strip Club

$275 from Citizen Brick »

She's mighty mighty, just lettin' it all hang out! She's a brick...uh...minifig. The lady's stacked with a plastic rack, gonna give The LEGO Group a heart attack. She's a brick.....

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Duct Tape Engineer

$15.63 from Amazon »

Not sure knowing your way around a roll of duct tape will get you a job at NASA, but if you pair it with Duct Tape Engineer the knowledge could score you a sweet backpack. Or a whole entire kayak. That floats....

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Bob Ross Funko Pop Figure

$15.98 from Amazon »

Funko has decided to turn Bob Ross into one of their Pop! figures. Finally, Ross! You had to wait 22 years after your death to receive this honor, but, as it does when painting happy little clouds and trees, patience...

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Iron Samurai Blue LED Watch

$7.90 from Amazon »

As if the opportunity to wear a segmented steel LED-lit wristband that might make people wonder if you're under house arrest isn't reason enough to complete this purchase, the fact that the Iron Samurai also possesses...