Action Figures

Anatomical Brick Man

$18.85 from Amazon »

Hey, LEGO my funny bone! Put it back in my left arm! The anatomical Brick Man is part of Jason Freeny's popular Funny Anatomy series in his 4D brand. Here the designer toy maker takes a classic image, the LEGO minifigure...

Hangrees Pooping Pop Culture Parody Figures

$9.97 from Amazon »

Mutant Turds, Chewkaka, and Harry Plopper at your service. Er, more like at your shitter. It's easy to describe Hangrees - they're parody figures that poop slime in the likeness of various pop culture darlings. Colorful...

Seinfeld 30th Anniversary LEGO Set

At printing, this Seinfeld 30th Anniversary LEGO Set was just a LEGO Ideas project from Brent Waller with 700+ supporters. Meaning it needs around 9,300 more supporters before LEGO will consider turning Jerry Seinfeld's...

LEGO Stranger Things - The Upside Down

$199.99 from LEGO »

Even LEGO fans who aren't into Netflix's Stranger Things should be able to appreciate LEGO's tribute to The Upside Down. The 2,200+-piece set is designed to flip on a couple of tree tops between the Stranger Things human...

KillKat Evil Wafers

$40 - $130 from Dead Zebra, Inc. »

Kit Kat monster twins? With googly eyes, sharky teeth, and legs?! Sounds like nom, nom, nom, only the other way around. They're called KillKats, and not just because they're Evil Wafers (in Demonic Possession!) Also because...

LEGO Steamboat Willie

$89.99 from LEGO »

Curious date LEGO is releasing their Steamboat Willie build. They say it's to honor Mickey Mouse's 90th anniversary. The black-and-white build reflects the SS Willie featured in the Disney cartoon character's 1928 debut...

Jurassic Park Dr. Ian Malcolm Statue

After I saw Jurassic Park as a kid, I thought Dr. Ian Malcolm, and by proxy Jeff Goldblum, was The Man. Then I saw him on Hot Ones last season, eating vegan chicken wings and talking about how his voice doctor said he...

Star Wars FurReal 16" Interactive Chewbacca

$75.01 from Amazon »

Chewie doesn't look too happy to have been turned into a 16" interactive plush toy for FurReal's Star Wars collaboration. In fact, I might recommend a FurReal Ultimate Co-pilot Chewie to people looking for a gift for...

Fingerlings Untamed T-Rex Interactive Dinosaurs

$14.84 - $14.99 from Amazon »

With their Untamed T-Rex interactive dinosaur toys, Fingerlings has finally mastered the gift for your kid that is also a gift for yourself. And don't forget to collect all 4 to display on your desktop his nightstand!...

Super Foodie Action Figure Accessories

$16.99 from Amazon »

Deadpool with a taco? Let's taco 'bout my first day of superhero school. Baby Groot with a beer? I am - hiccup! - Groot. Not surprising at all. But Batman with an ice cream cone? Captain America holding up a pizza box?...

Ruth Bader Ginsburg Action Figure

$20 from FCTRY »

Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg might have thought she'd already reached the peak of her professional career. But there was still one step left: joining the very short, very distinguished line of FCTRY political...

Concrete LEGO Minifigs

$4.91 - $9.12 from Etsy »

Now here's a concrete example of why I like desktop toys. These concrete LEGO minifigs from Elemental Design Store could make some nifty gifts for men ranging anywhere from LEGO fanatics to CEOs. With Father's Day coming...

LEGO Ship in a Bottle

$69.99 from LEGO »

Jake Sadovich, LEGO fan turned creator, I approve of your brain's inner workings. The LEGO Ship in a Bottle set will start selling in February 2018, thanks to the 10,000 LEGO Ideas qualifying votes Sadovich got for his...

Ferris Bueller LEGO Minifigs

Unofficial LEGO meets unofficial Ferris Bueller's Day Off in Citizen Brick's stellar Minifig set. To maintain unofficialness, they call it the "Teenage Car Thieves" Minifig set, but you, me, and Ed Rooney can smell that...

25inch Inflatable You

$30 from 25inch.me »

25inch is blow-up doll meets...your face. Is it cool or weird to own a 2-foot-tall inflatable replica of yourself? If you think cool, 25inch.me invites you to grab your favorite headshot and upload it for transformation...

The Mensch on a Bench

$23.99 from Amazon »

Twenty years later, The Mensch on a Bench picks up where Adam Sandler's "The Hanukkah Song" left off: he's bringing "more Funukkah to Hanukkah," and bringing the families celebrating it closer together in the process...

Luchadores Thumb Wrestling Thumb Covers

Sold Out from Amazon »

Choose your luchador champion and get your wrestlin' thumb ready because, Uno, dos, tres, quatro! Quien declara una guerra de pulgares? Yo!...

Silence of the Lambs Hannibal Lecter Action Figures

$269 from Blitzway »

I had forgotten I started working on this Hannibal Lecter Action Figure post and left my computer for a few hours to eat some sloppy joes and self-serve fro yo, and when I came back I was looking right into the muzzled...

Vitruvian Man Action Figure

$123.53 from Amazon »

A 4-armed, 4-legged Vitruvian Man action figure is going to be 4 times the fun to pose on my desk at work. And 4 times the trippy. In fact, factor in the naked and anatomically correct to his spider count of limbs, and...

LEGO Star Wars Millennium Falcon 2017

$799.99 from LEGO »

Start saving your credits and wupiupi. LEGO is dropping a new Millennium Falcon model - a 7,500-piece behemoth of a brick freighter - on October 1, 2017. Need a gift for a man? Particularly a man you'd like to make very...

Bob Ross Funko Pop Figure

$14.85 from Amazon »

Funko has decided to turn Bob Ross into one of their Pop! figures. Finally, Ross! You had to wait 22 years after your death to receive this honor, but, as it does when painting happy little clouds and trees, patience...

World's Smallest Stretch Armstrong

$4.99 from Amazon »

He's a grower, not a shower. At 4" tall, this miniature Stretch Armstrong says he has a license to call himself the World's Smallest. At least until you yank his arms and legs to 2...3...4 times their starting size. Just...

Seinfeld Set Replica

$499.99 from Amazon »

Better put away those lobster-crushing man hands before you handle this forthcoming Seinfeld Set Replica. At 16-1/2" wide x 11-1/2" deep x 6-1/2" high, Jerry's miniaturized apartment contains over 100 hand crafted, authentically...

Funko POP Suicide Squad Action Figures

$7.14 - $10.50 from Amazon »

I just Googled Suicide Squad and these are the Top 3 news headline results: 1) "Suicide Squad would be better if it didn't reek of desperation" (Ars Technica); 2) "'Suicide Squad' Tears up August Box Office Records" (Deadline);...