Action Figures

Super Foodie Action Figure Accessories

$16.99 from Amazon »

Deadpool with a taco? Let's taco 'bout my first day of superhero school. Baby Groot with a beer? I am - hiccup! - Groot. Not surprising at all. But Batman with an ice cream cone? Captain America holding up a pizza box?...

Ruth Bader Ginsburg Action Figure

$20 from FCTRY »

Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg might have thought she'd already reached the peak of her professional career. But there was still one step left: joining the very short, very distinguished line of FCTRY political...

Concrete LEGO Minifigs

$4.91 - $9.12 from Etsy »

Now here's a concrete example of why I like desktop toys. These concrete LEGO minifigs from Elemental Design Store could make some nifty gifts for men ranging anywhere from LEGO fanatics to CEOs. With Father's Day coming...

LEGO Ship in a Bottle

$69.99 from LEGO »

Jake Sadovich, LEGO fan turned creator, I approve of your brain's inner workings. The LEGO Ship in a Bottle set will start selling in February 2018, thanks to the 10,000 LEGO Ideas qualifying votes Sadovich got for his...

Ferris Bueller LEGO Minifigs

Unofficial LEGO meets unofficial Ferris Bueller's Day Off in Citizen Brick's stellar Minifig set. To maintain unofficialness, they call it the "Teenage Car Thieves" Minifig set, but you, me, and Ed Rooney can smell that...

25inch Inflatable You

$30 from 25inch.me »

25inch is blow-up doll meets...your face. Is it cool or weird to own a 2-foot-tall inflatable replica of yourself? If you think cool, 25inch.me invites you to grab your favorite headshot and upload it for transformation...

The Mensch on a Bench

$13.57 from Amazon »

Twenty years later, The Mensch on a Bench picks up where Adam Sandler's "The Hanukkah Song" left off: he's bringing "more Funukkah to Hanukkah," and bringing the families celebrating it closer together in the process...

Luchadores Thumb Wrestling Thumb Covers

$11.99 from Amazon »

Choose your luchador champion and get your wrestlin' thumb ready because, Uno, dos, tres, quatro! Quien declara una guerra de pulgares? Yo!...

Silence of the Lambs Hannibal Lecter Action Figures

$269 from Blitzway »

I had forgotten I started working on this Hannibal Lecter Action Figure post and left my computer for a few hours to eat some sloppy joes and self-serve fro yo, and when I came back I was looking right into the muzzled...

Vitruvian Man Action Figure

$76.20 from Amazon »

A 4-armed, 4-legged Vitruvian Man action figure is going to be 4 times the fun to pose on my desk at work. And 4 times the trippy. In fact, factor in the naked and anatomically correct to his spider count of limbs, and...

LEGO Star Wars Millennium Falcon 2017

$799.99 from LEGO »

Start saving your credits and wupiupi. LEGO is dropping a new Millennium Falcon model - a 7,500-piece behemoth of a brick freighter - on October 1, 2017. Need a gift for a man? Particularly a man you'd like to make very...

Bob Ross Funko Pop Figure

$9.39 from Amazon »

Funko has decided to turn Bob Ross into one of their Pop! figures. Finally, Ross! You had to wait 22 years after your death to receive this honor, but, as it does when painting happy little clouds and trees, patience...

World's Smallest Stretch Armstrong

$4.49 from Amazon »

He's a grower, not a shower. At 4" tall, this miniature Stretch Armstrong says he has a license to call himself the World's Smallest. At least until you yank his arms and legs to 2...3...4 times their starting size. Just...

Seinfeld Set Replica

$399.99 - $499.99 from Seinfeld Set Replica »

Better put away those lobster-crushing man hands before you handle this forthcoming Seinfeld Set Replica. At 16-1/2" wide x 11-1/2" deep x 6-1/2" high, Jerry's miniaturized apartment contains over 100 hand crafted, authentically...

Funko POP Suicide Squad Action Figures

$7.14 - $10.50 from Amazon »

I just Googled Suicide Squad and these are the Top 3 news headline results: 1) "Suicide Squad would be better if it didn't reek of desperation" (Ars Technica); 2) "'Suicide Squad' Tears up August Box Office Records" (Deadline);...

Putin Riding a Bear Action Figure

$74.95 from Amazon »

Chuck Norris was like, "Uh, Vladimir Putin just asked if he could see my bear, and then hopped on and rode off on it," and Robert Kraft was like, "Yeah, join the club, dude! He did the same thing with my Super Bowl XXXIX...

Huntly's Paper Warplanes

$15 - $18 from Huntly's »

Huntly began making paper airplanes as a wee boy in the 1930s, and went on to build the real thing for Lockheed Aircraft Co. during WWII. After the war he flew light aircraft and worked in advertising for the aerospace...

Batman v. Superman Rock Em Sock Em Robots

$29 from Amazon »

I don't know why these two kids can't just get along. Buuuuut...since they can't...let's help them beat the crap out of each other. Some enterprising entity has created a duo of Rock Em Sock Em Robots to complement the...

Zoids Highend Master Model Kits

$55 - $100 from Amazon »

The one thing I know about Kotobukiya's Zoids is that even if naughty boys and girls receive them as gifts this year, only good--as in skilled and nimble-fingered--boys and girls will get to play with them because these...

Pulp Fiction Explicit Talking Action Figures

$39.93 - $49.99 from Amazon »

I bet I know what's been missing from your Christmas mornings: profanity. Lots and lots of profanity. And also Quentin Tarantino (which might explain the lack of profanity). Well guess what, dudes, thanks to toymaker...

Meccano MeccaNoid G15 KS Robot

$184.23 from Amazon »

Meccano says its supersized, 4-foot-tall Meccanoid G15 KS Personal Robot is suitable for kids 10 and up. I'm mostly interested in the "and up" part. This dude is sweet! He looks like Number 5 from Short Circuit, and seems...

Darth Vader Samurai Warrior Doll

Darth Vader as a samurai warrior. Hmmm, a strange mixing of metaphors, but it still fits. Trade the lightsaber for a sword, swap out the E-3778Q-1 mobile life support system and cape for ancient Japanese mobile life support...

Yoga Joes Army Men

$28 from Amazon »

Yoga Joes call themselves "a non-violent toy." Maybe that description makes you smile, in which case you can buy some army men doing yoga as a gift for your kids or to decorate your desktop. Or maybe that description...

Silver Army Men

$195 - $235 from Silver Army Men »

The army men you played with as a kid? It's now even more justifiable to continue dinking around with them as an adult thanks to Silver Army Men, a collection of, yep, your favorite fearless action figures rendered in...