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Mini Dwight and Mose

By: on September 10, 2011
  • Mini Dwight and Mose
  • Mini Dwight and Mose
  • Mini Dwight and Mose
  • Mini Dwight and Mose
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"When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had adsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby."

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