Jake Sadovich, LEGO fan turned creator, I approve of your brain's inner workings. The LEGO Ship in a Bottle set will start selling in February 2018, thanks to the 10,000 LEGO Ideas qualifying votes Sadovich got for his design. 10,001 including the vote I'm giving it right now. I'm no LEGO fanboy, but the Ship in a Bottle is one pile of bricks I'd be proud to assemble and display.
Though I'd still rather have my ship in a bottle decant my whiskey for me.
LEGO Ship in A Bottle pieces include a brick-built bottle, ship, and display stand. The bottle's cork is itself buildable too, including a wax-seal-style flourish to add further detail to an already comprehensive set. And when you're ready to seal your LEGO ship inside its bottle, don't forget to scatter the 280 brick of clear blue "water" underneath it.
The LEGO ship includes a raised deck at the stern, captain's quarters, 6 cannons, 3 masts, a crow's nest, printed sails, and the ship's flag. After she's taken shape, you can call her "Leviathan," as per the nameplate on the stand. And if you can't remember "Leviathan," "Boaty McBoatface" always works too.