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Hellraiser Pinhead Figure

By: on October 29, 2014

Premium Format Pinhead. This should make for an interesting evening in the attic. Sideshow Collectibles has just added a salute to Hellraiser to their Cult Classics collection with this sculpture of Doug Bradley frozen in time as the iconic leader of the Cenobites. He's even holding the Lament Configuration. Unsolved. For now.

About as realistic as they come, the Pinhead figure stands in a replica of his characteristic black costume, complete with masochistic hooks and piercings, and a small collection of bladed implements of torture strung from his waist. Whose soul is ready for a ride?

In Premium Format Pinhead measures 21" tall x 13" deep x 15" long.

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