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Bob Ross Funko Pop Figure

By: on June 15, 2017
$9.99
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Funko has decided to turn Bob Ross into one of their Pop! figures. Finally, Ross! You had to wait 22 years after your death to receive this honor, but, as it does when painting happy little clouds and trees, patience pays off. Check out your paint palette. Your double-denim threads. Your permed afro immortalized in vinyl!

This must be the Bob Ross photo Funko used to make their figurine. I sure wish his gold chain and medallion hadn't gotten left out, but I guess since the Pop! aesthetic is to pretend necks aren't a part of the human body it's understandable.

The Funko Pop! Bob Ross was available for pre-order at printing, with delivery expected to begin in September 2017. If you think it might be a little weird to buy a Bob Ross action figure, just remember what Bob Ross once said: "There's nothing wrong with having a tree as a friend." I'm sure he'd say the same about a vinyl replica of himself.

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Wobbling Willy - Your Face on a Dildo (NSFW)

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Breaking Bad RV Incense Burner

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Whiskey River Sarcastic Soaps

$8.95 from Whiskey River »

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$15.29 from Amazon »

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The Emojibator (NSFW)

$29 from Emojibator »

"If you can't find a date, emojibate." Some of you will chuckle and others will cringe, but Emojibator creator Jaime Jandler feels all she did was bring an obvious joke to life. And good for her. A little elbow grease...

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Vitruvian Man Action Figure

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Time: Man of the Year Mirror

$28.99 from Amazon »

Are you a Lebowski achiever? This Time: Man of the Year Mirror is a Dude-approved addition to your bar, bedroom, or office wall. It will give you a little boost when you're down, and a little motivation before your big...

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Flexing Arnold Rear Window Wiper Decal

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It may take the sun to bring your guns out, but Schwarzenegger's here to flex his bad boys come dumping rain, sideways sleet, or blizzard of snow. Courtesy of House of Grafix, you can plaster Arnold in His Prime across...

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Chucky Bath Bomb

I know this Chucky Bath Bomb looks spherical, but take caution while using it. I can almost guarantee you there are some pointy edges hiding in there somewhere....