Autos

Phat Scooters

$1,799 - $1,999 from Phat Scooters »

If the tires make the scooter, then yep, this is a Phat Scooter. The Phatty and Phatty Sport are all-electric scooters that swear on a double bacon double cheeseburger topped with onion rings and a fried egg their performance...

Bandit9 Odyssey Motorcycle

On the down side, Bandit9's new Odyssey motorcycle shares its name with a Honda minivan. But on the up, this bike's futuristic black steel unibody and see-through Avionics Display are slick and covetable enough to help...

Yamaha NIKEN 3-Wheel Motorcycle

Is Yamaha's NIKEN a threesome you could go for? The company will formally unveil its 3-wheeled motorcycle on November 6, 2017 at the Yamaha "Pioneers of Emotions" EICMA Press Premiere (you can watch it live at 9pm CET...

Mosquito XE Single Seat Helicopter

$34k - $41k from Composite FX »

Composite FX's single seat helicopter is definitely the first mosquito I've ever seen that I don't want to squash between my hands, or watch fly right into a zapper. The company's XE line of Mosquito choppers is intended...

LumiSign Custom LED License Plate Frame

$39.99 from Amazon »

Put your name - or your opinions - in lights. The LumiSign is an LED license plate frame that lights up for 3 seconds whenever you brake if you put it on the back of your car, or accelerate if you install it on the front...

License Plate Frame Flipper

$155 from Amazon »

The License Plate Frame Flipper automatic mechanism that rotates your license plates at the press of a button. And why would you have 2 license plates you need to alternate between? Uh, because you're the next James Bond...

Bandit9 Dark Side Motorcycle

$32k from Bandit9 »

I wonder if Bandit9's Dark Side has cookies. Only 9 people on earth will truly find out, as that's the number of bikes the Saigon-based custom motorcycle shop will build as part of this very limited edition...

Zone Tech Cooling Car Seat Cushion

$35.99 from Amazon »

The key to the Zone Tech Cooling Car Seat Cushion's effectiveness: fan placement. I haven't even used one myself, but one look at where that little 12V fan at the bottom of the seat is pointed and I know my boys will...

Uno Bolt E-Unicycle

$999 - $1,099 from Uno Bolt »

Uno, dos, tres...Bolt! You won't go 0 to 60 in 3.5 seconds - or ever - on the Uno Bolt, but you will have the privilege of scooting away lickety split from the lady who caught you helping yourself to her plum tree (hey...

BumpShox Front Car Bumper Guard

$34.95 from Amazon »

I wonder if the BumpShox bumper guard protects the cars you bump from damage. If so, I'm definitely getting one for mysel...my future wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power. She, uh, failed parallel parking in her driver's exam...

Flexing Arnold Rear Window Wiper Decal

$29.99 from House of Grafix »

It may take the sun to bring your guns out, but Schwarzenegger's here to flex his bad boys come dumping rain, sideways sleet, or blizzard of snow. Courtesy of House of Grafix, you can plaster Arnold in His Prime across...

Subaru Sambar 4 x 4 Fire Truck

$7,500 from Craigslist »

The Subaru Sambar 4 x 4 Fire Truck earned the nickname "Little Giant, Guardian of the City" when it proved it could do more than be adorable after a 6.7 magnitude earthquake hit Nagano, Japan in 2011. While Japanese Self...

Fire Missiles Cigarette Lighter Button

$14.97 from Amazon »

Fire Missiles. A cathartic button for your road rage and, ironically, a healthier insert for your car's cigarette lighter slot than a cigarette lighter. Oh no...wait. I just read the Fire Missiles button actually "functions...

The WalkCar - Laptop-Sized Super Car

$1,280 from Cocoa Motors »

Tokyo-based Cocoa Motors refers to its forthcoming WalkCar personal transporter as "the world's smallest car," and a "laptop-sized super car," and are you thinking what I'm thinking? Was something lost in translation...

Stinger USB Emergency Escape Tool

$15.50 from Amazon »

Ztylus says the Stinger is a USB car charger that can save your life. And not just figuratively when you're on your last 8% and get a very promising hit on Tinder. In addition to the dual USB ports fed by your car's cigarette...

ATLAS Throttle Lock - Cruise Control for Motorcycles

Sold Out from Amazon »

Despite the longstanding belief of soccer moms, dudes (and ladies) on motorcycles don't always want to "gun it and make a racket right outside my house! Right after I got Asher down for a nap!" Sometimes they just want...

TurnPoint Smart Motorcycle Glove

$149 - $199 from Kickstarter »

The TurnPoint Glove is a navigation wearable for motorcycle riders. It makes following GPS maps and directions easier (and safer) because you don't have to find a nonexistent windshield, dash, or air vent on your bike...

Porsche Panamera Sport Turismo

$96,200 - $154k from NetCarShow.com »

Porsche answers the cries of soccer moms fed up with the shade they're thrown for driving station wagons with the 2018 Panamera Sport Turismo. The station wagon to end all station wagons. The station wagon that doesn't...

EJ Potter Chevrolet V8 Widomaker 7 Dragbike

$65k - $85k from Bonhams »

500 horsepower fit for a Michigan Madman. The 1971 Widowmaker 7 was built, raced, and--unlike some of the 6 before it--never crashed by drag racer EJ Potter. Also known to those who saw him in action as the "Michigan...

Nanotech Crystal Protective Car Coating

$58.92 from Amazon »

Nanotech Crystal on, Nanotech Crystal off. Wax never got your 1948 Ford Super DeLuxe Club convertible as bright 'n' shiny as Rising Star's ceramic glass car coating, Mr. Miyagi...

Gas Powered Mini Trail Bike

$384.64 - $499 from Amazon »

Despite getting stuck with the descriptor "Mini Bike," Coleman Powersports' Trail 200U and 100U are not suitable gifts for kids. However, they are bomb diggity on fleek bae, or whatever the Snapchat teens are saying this...

1955 Lamborghini DL25 Tractor

$110k from Bonhams »

Hey John Deere, wanna race? Lamborghini's DL25 Tractor can go from 0 to 60 in...never...but any dude who owns one can consider himself the proud possesser of a rare collector's piece, and an icon of Ferruccio Lamborghini's...

Jimco Spec Trophy Truck

Trophy Truck Suspension with a Spec V8 engine: time to go off-road with a Jimco Class 6100. Jimco Racing Inc. claims the title of largest off-road race car builder in the world, and has collected enough Builder awards...

Patriot Campers LC79 Super Tourer

$90,660 from Patriot Campers »

The Patriot Campers LC79 is perfect for Christmas Eve when my girlfriend starts freaking out that she forgot the fresh thyme for her stuffing - "and it has to have fresh thyme! It has to!" - and asks me to run out to...