Autos

Subaru Sambar 4 x 4 Fire Truck

$7,500 from Craigslist »

The Subaru Sambar 4 x 4 Fire Truck earned the nickname "Little Giant, Guardian of the City" when it proved it could do more than be adorable after a 6.7 magnitude earthquake hit Nagano, Japan in 2011. While Japanese Self...

Fire Missiles Cigarette Lighter Button

$14.97 from Amazon »

Fire Missiles. A cathartic button for your road rage and, ironically, a healthier insert for your car's cigarette lighter slot than a cigarette lighter. Oh no...wait. I just read the Fire Missiles button actually "functions...

The WalkCar - Laptop-Sized Super Car

$1,280 from Cocoa Motors »

Tokyo-based Cocoa Motors refers to its forthcoming WalkCar personal transporter as "the world's smallest car," and a "laptop-sized super car," and are you thinking what I'm thinking? Was something lost in translation...

Stinger USB Emergency Escape Tool

$15.50 from Amazon »

Ztylus says the Stinger is a USB car charger that can save your life. And not just figuratively when you're on your last 8% and get a very promising hit on Tinder. In addition to the dual USB ports fed by your car's cigarette...

ATLAS Throttle Lock - Cruise Control for Motorcycles

Sold Out from Amazon »

Despite the longstanding belief of soccer moms, dudes (and ladies) on motorcycles don't always want to "gun it and make a racket right outside my house! Right after I got Asher down for a nap!" Sometimes they just want...

TurnPoint Smart Motorcycle Glove

$149 - $199 from Kickstarter »

The TurnPoint Glove is a navigation wearable for motorcycle riders. It makes following GPS maps and directions easier (and safer) because you don't have to find a nonexistent windshield, dash, or air vent on your bike...

Porsche Panamera Sport Turismo

$96,200 - $154k from NetCarShow.com »

Porsche answers the cries of soccer moms fed up with the shade they're thrown for driving station wagons with the 2018 Panamera Sport Turismo. The station wagon to end all station wagons. The station wagon that doesn't...

EJ Potter Chevrolet V8 Widomaker 7 Dragbike

$65k - $85k from Bonhams »

500 horsepower fit for a Michigan Madman. The 1971 Widowmaker 7 was built, raced, and--unlike some of the 6 before it--never crashed by drag racer EJ Potter. Also known to those who saw him in action as the "Michigan...

Nanotech Crystal Protective Car Coating

$58.92 from Amazon »

Nanotech Crystal on, Nanotech Crystal off. Wax never got your 1948 Ford Super DeLuxe Club convertible as bright 'n' shiny as Rising Star's ceramic glass car coating, Mr. Miyagi...

Gas Powered Mini Trail Bike

$384.64 - $499 from Amazon »

Despite getting stuck with the descriptor "Mini Bike," Coleman Powersports' Trail 200U and 100U are not suitable gifts for kids. However, they are bomb diggity on fleek bae, or whatever the Snapchat teens are saying this...

1955 Lamborghini DL25 Tractor

$110k from Bonhams »

Hey John Deere, wanna race? Lamborghini's DL25 Tractor can go from 0 to 60 in...never...but any dude who owns one can consider himself the proud possesser of a rare collector's piece, and an icon of Ferruccio Lamborghini's...

Jimco Spec Trophy Truck

Trophy Truck Suspension with a Spec V8 engine: time to go off-road with a Jimco Class 6100. Jimco Racing Inc. claims the title of largest off-road race car builder in the world, and has collected enough Builder awards...

Patriot Campers LC79 Super Tourer

$90,660 from Patriot Campers »

The Patriot Campers LC79 is perfect for Christmas Eve when my girlfriend starts freaking out that she forgot the fresh thyme for her stuffing--"and it has to have fresh thyme! It has to!"--and asks me to run out to the...

Outrider Electric Adventure Vehicles

$12,985 - $15,985 from Outrider USA »

Outrider USA's Electric Adventure Vehicles combine the best parts of all stages of my life: the tricycles I loved to ride as a little boy; the powerful engine and all-terrain maneuverability I crave as a strapping 30-something;...

Boba Fett Motorcycle Helmet

Unlike a few selections in this slideshow of sick motorcycle helmets, you can probably wear HJC's new RPHA 11 Boba Fett helmet without getting laughed off the road (it's an obvious, but not over-the-top Star Wars circus...

The SkyRunner

$139k from The SkyRunner »

The SkyRunner is an ATV built to tackle any trail. Attach a parachute to the sides of its frame and it becomes a personal aircraft built to take off and fly when the trail runs out. Yep, nothing much to see here...

1921 Megola 640cc Touring Model

$107k from Bonhams »

Sorry, dudes. You can no longer spend your kid's college / your retirement fund on a 1921 Megola 640cc Touring Motorcycle. Someone else already did. All $107,000 of it at Bonhams' recent auction of the extraordinarily...

End of Days Customs Survival Rides

Discontinued

You want it, you got it. End of Days Customs will bust a move to transform any ride you want into a survivalist's dream and motorized beast ready to Mad Max its way into a post-apocalyptic world. Or just take you van...

The Dark Knight Batpod

$80k - $106k from Prop Store »

This Batpod is real--one of six special effects dude Chris Corbould made for The Dark Knight and The Dark Knight Rises movies--and it's up for auction beginning September 27, 2016. You might want to think twice about...

Buzz Helicopter

Japanese design and engineering firm Phiaro has shown up to various motor and trade shows with some pretty sick rides, but the Buzz Helicopter concept (or maybe prototype? Information is sparse) has got to be the most...

Tarus 2x2 ATV

According to its Russian designers, the Tarus 2x2 is an ATV made to "overcome bezdorozhya." I don't know exactly what "bezdorozhya" is--it stumped my Google translator--but if the Tarus promo video is any indication...

1990 Rambo Lambo LM 002

$439,888 from Cats Exotics »

Earning every letter of its "Rambo Lambo" nickname, this 1990 Lamborghini is 1 of just 301 LM trucks the Italian brand ever produced. Its LM 002 America Final Edition upgrade status further distinguishes it as 1 of only...

Black Swan Superyacht

In a way it sucks that the Black Swan Superyacht is just a concept right now because that means its technologically-advanced, supremely-luxurious, ninja-shark-looking self doesn't really exist. But in way it's good too...

Self-Driving Electric Truck Concept

Artem Smirnov and Vladimir Panchenko have an idea for how Audi can manufacture some kick-ass trucks that will make big-boy retailers like Amazon very happy: remove the gas, and remove the driver. This is the designers'...