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Black Swan Superyacht

By: on July 11, 2016

In a way it sucks that the Black Swan Superyacht is just a concept right now because that means its technologically-advanced, supremely-luxurious, ninja-shark-looking self doesn't really exist. But in way it's good too because even if Timur Bozca's boner-inducing design were real, I could never afford it, or even afford to set foot on it, so at least as "just a concept," none of the ultrarich d-bags of the world can have it either.

Bozca says he finessed the simple lines and dramatic angles of the Black Swan using an arrow as his muse. The exterior wants to be as aerodynamic as it is distinctive. And if it needs help on that first front, Bozca anticipates equipping the yacht with 4 engines able to generate up to 23,172HP, and a top speed of 28 knots (about 32MPH).

Additional Top 0.1% features include a top deck helicopter platform, an extended beach club with pool, and accommodations for up to 12 people in a master, plus 6 guest suites.

Like Bozca's eye for design? Check out his TRON Car concept here.

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Steampunk Octopus Door Handles

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Scorkl Handheld SCUBA Tank

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Full Metal Jacket Jeep

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100 hours to build this beast. Totally worth it. Their words, not mine. Not that I'm calling BS or anything. It's just that I'll never know if Starwood Motors' Full Metal Jacket Jeep is totally worth it or not because...

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See Through Bottom Canoe

Sold Out from Amazon »

Ahhh. It's a see-through canoe/kayak that seats two and provides the perfect setting for a romantic, yet adventurous date of paddling the high seas and taking in all of its technicolored fishies, regally swaying anemones...

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TRITON - Human Gills

Discontinued

TRITON, the human gills design concept I showed you dudes here 2 years ago (and which many of you had mucho to say about in our comments section) is running a crowdfunding campaign to actually produce the equpiment. TRITONs....

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Zebra Electric Wooden Boat

It's seafaring time. The Zebra Boat from designer Dimitri Bez motors through the water with the elegance of a Chris-Craft, but its criss-crossing slats of solid wood laid on the bias create what is, to me, an even more...

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Raptor Platform XL Fishing Boat

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The Raptor Platform XL Fishing Boat is where I imagine Chris Farley would reside if he moved from his van down by onto a raft down on the river. The inflatable floatable is certainly a sight to behold, and maybe in a...

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Jetfoiler Hydrofoil Electric Surfboard

I'm about to Jetfoiler your plans to learn to surf this summer, because Kai Concepts has stuck a hydrofoil under a surfboard and added an electric motor to create a wild-looking water toy and transporter that's probably...

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8-Person Island Raft

$120 - $319 from Amazon »

What is there to say about Tropical Tahiti's floating island raft fit for you and 7 of your favorite water-lovin', sun-soakin', float-happy, swimsuit-clad cats besides P-A-R-T-Y and O-R-G-Y?...

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Dodge Tomahawk Motorcycle

Discontinued

Technically, Dodge debuted its Tomahawk, a motorcycle with 4 wheels, a Dodge Viper engine, and top speed capabilities of 420 mph, a decade ago at the 2003 North American International Auto Show in Detroit. Really though...

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Pakayak - Packable Kayak

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