Accessories

ThinOPTICS Keychain Reading Glasses

$12.96 - $19.70 Amazon »

ThinOPTICS, you're so kind to the elderly. Not only do these keychain reading glasses fold flat to eliminate the bulk of carrying readers around, but they also latch onto a set of keys so the likelihood of my mama forgetting...

Screwpop Chapstick Holder Keychain

Discontinued

I heard there are people with chapstick OCD. They apply it obsessively and own dozens of tubes and tubs of their favorite lip balms. I wonder if some of those people work at Screwpop Tool, and are the compulsive lip slatherers...

SlideBelts Survival Belt

$150 Slidebelts »

SlideBelts' Survival Belt elevates more than just your outdoor adventure pants. The rugged, infinitely adjustable strap culminates in a multi-tool Survival Buckle, made of glass-filled nylon, and filled with an integrated...

The BevBuckle - Retractable Drink Holder Belt Buckle

$24.95 - $34.95 BevBuckle »

The BevBuckle is business in the front...wait...nah. It's a chunky metal belt buckle with your choice of anything from a longhorn to a largemouth bass on it that flips down to form a perfectly sized, perfectly stable...

Night Vision Driving Glasses

$24.02 - $28.97 Amazon »

Sorry, night vision driving glasses won't help you cruise around in the pitch black all stealthy like a Navy SEAL. In fact, these yellow tint lenses aren't meant for predominantly dark conditions at all. They're for reducing...

Bullet 02 - World's Smallest LED Flashlight

$17.60 Amazon »

Let's not split hairs over whether or not the Bullet 02 is really the World's Smallest LED Flashlight, when we could have a much more insightful discussion about how the barely-an-inch-long illuminator is waterproof...

Trayvax Ascent Wallet

$54.99 Trayvax »

With minimalism and ruggedness in its DNA, it's only natural that the Trayvax Ascent wallet continues the tradition of tough simplicity Trayvax built with its original stainless steel plate cash and card carrier. For...

Peeps Eyeglass Cleaner

$14.89 - $18.99 Amazon »

Chicanery! I clicked on a link promising Peeps under the giddy assumption that I was going to get some marshmallow turkeys or chickies in Santa hats. And all I got was an eyeglass cleaner!...

Know Your Knots Bandana

$14.80 Amazon »

I'm a taut-line hitch. Know Your Knot! I'm a lark's head. Know Your Knot! I'm a figure 8, I'm an alpine butterfly. Know Your Knot, Know Your Knot!...

Boker Plus Hawkit Neck Knife Axe

Sold Out Amazon »

Boker made a wee mini axe to dangle from your neck. The Hawkit Neck Knife Axe won't do much good if you need to fell a tree, or even chop up some kindling, but as a funkily-shaped multi-tool and piece of EDC, it will...

Rock, Paper, Scissors Star Trek Patch

Sold Out Amazon »

While this Star Trek patch of Scotty, Spock, and Kirk throwing down in a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors is very cute 'n' clever, does anyone think Spock would ever not win a round? I mean, sure, the Vulcan Salute makes...

Gryp - The Germophobe's Keychain

$12 Amazon »

Germophobes and Purell addicts, get a Gryp. Bacteria and micro-organisms are breeding, spreading, festering everywhere. You can't escape them! But with a solid Gryp on this reality, you can relax, go out into the world...

Sacuba Self-Cleaning Sunglasses

$79 Sacuba »

It's Sweat On / Sweat off with Sacuba's self-cleaning sunglasses. The Aussie eyewear company says they've created a world's first with their frames and lenses that require no cloth to clean up when sweat, dust, skin oil...

Diet Star Diet Belt

$19 Donkey »

Here's a wearable health tracker for you. Super low tech. Even your mama can figure out how to use the Diet Star diet belt. And she's gonna need to because...

Squeeze-a-Bean Edamame Fidget Toy & Keychain

$6.99 Amazon »

I know some of you are sick of fidget spinners, but this Squeeze-a-Bean Edamame keychain is a different kind of fidget toy. A most satisfying kind if the three-pea pod's popping action accurately replicates that of the...

Solar-Powered Air Conditioned Bed

$388 - $776 Aries »

The Solar AC Bed wants to make it a Bananarama cool (cool!) cool summer without draining your wallet or sucking excess power from the grid. This modular cot frame surrounds your existing bed and absorbs solar energy throughout...

EDC Money Clip with Hidden Knife

$29.59 Amazon »

Jbett says their EDC Money Clip, with a fine edge blade hidden like a gooey chocolate center inside, "warrants picking up the tab every time just to show it off." Uh...what? I think if I wanted to make everyone jealous...

Black Rhodium Jet Turbine Engine Cufflinks

$380 Amazon »

These Jet Turbine Engine Cufflinks, made of polished black rhodium, and ready to spin real fast when you blow on them, are the perfect last-minute gift for Dads! Well, as long as you're a son with a healthy income. Or...

Chewbelta - Chewbacca Seat Belt Cover

$17.95 Amazon »

The Chewbelta is your Wookiee for the wide to work, as well as the latest Chebacculous Star Wars gift for your favorite fan. Slip the furry Chewbacca bandolier over a seat belt and press together the Velcro closures to...

Sword Keys

$11.99 The Key Armory »

It's dangerous to leave the house without a key! Take this set that will also serve as your sword and shield if the gangs...of ants...attack. The Key Armory stocks up fantasy and gaming fans' keychains with iconic swords...

Moby Whalers

$145 - $225 Moby Whalers »

This Moby looks like it wants to chow down on some bottle caps with a quickness. Wonder if the whale's stomach is big enough to hold as many caps as mine is to hold the beers they unleash...

Sync II Multi-Tool Belt Buckle

$59.09 Amazon »

Typically, pants are like people: it's what's on the inside that counts. But with their Sync II, a multi-tool that folds down into a belt buckle, SOG Specialty Knives and Tools are hoping to up the value of what's on...

Alaska Salmon Leather Wallets

Discontinued

Think the tanned leather of Alaska Salmon Wallets retains that delightful, "oceanic" scent of where it came from? Oh boy, I hope so. No one will ever sit next to me on the bus, or get up in my personal space at a show...

Trayvax Cinch Belt

$26.99 Trayvax »

Trayvax got into the industrial minimalist game in 2013 with their metal-plated wallets, and stuck pretty much exclusively with the card & cash carriers for over 3 years. But now they've decided to expand, following up...