Accessories

Damascus Steel Folding Coin Knife

$49.98 Huckberry »

The curators at Huckberry have partnered with the bladesmiths at BucknBear to add every gumball machine's favorite knife to their Damascus EDC collection. The BNB Coin Knife features a distinctive Damascus-style arced...

KeyKlip Carabiner Key Holder

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We've seen plenty of foldaway keychains before, but I like the KeyKlip's rugged, flat plate design and carabiner edge to some of the longer and narrower versions. The basic KeyKlip has an interior KeyDisk that holds up...

The Tempus "Who's Buyin'?" Spin Coin

$43 - $181 Kickstarter »

Coin flipping is so Ancient Rome*. The Tempus offers a fresh spin on recruiting the fates to help us make decisions and settle arguments today. A spin that's more contemporary, more in line with our current obsession...

Bear Gentleman 130dB Personal Alarm

$13.39 - $16.99 Amazon »

Pull his metal wiener and this bear will forget he's supposed to be a "gentleman" and scream to the tune of 130 decibels. In the process, he'll try to help your wife, your lady friend, your mama, or your kiddo draw the...

Pelican Sport Wallet

$16.74 Amazon »

Ladies, the Pelican Sport Wallet makes the perfect gift for the man who climbs rocks, paddles rivers, and bikes backroads. The man you like to get adventurous with. Or the man you like to send off to get adventurous on...

Le Loup Multi-Tool

$15.21 - $45.62 N-Product »

Here's why I'm showing you yet another multi-tool: because one look at the Le Loup Multi-Tool reminds me that winter...is here. Which! Means that summer...is coming. And in 2017, summer brings the premiere of Game of...

NiteSpecs LED Reading Glasses

Discontinued

Would you rather look like a big ol' nerd or read like a blind ol' bat? Choose the former and NiteSpecs will slide on over the helices of your ears to give your eyes both the magnification and the illumination they need...

Bacon Lanyard

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How is it that I haven't seen every dude in my office walking around with their ID tag hanging off a bacon lanyard yet? This strip of polyester cured pork fat will make every mouth in the meeting water, and I'd probably...

Spinning F Pin

When indecision strikes or words fail you, let fate decide the most appropriate way to F the situation. This enamel pin secures to your lapel where it will always be within finger's reach and ready to spin-a-fuck the...

OYOBox Mini Sunglasses Case

$135 - $195 Amazon »

OYOBox sees your future. It's bright. So bright you gotta wear four pairs of shades. Or at least have four on hand, stored neatly in a carbon fiber sunglasses case, to swap out according to the day's clothing choices...

Escape & Evasion Gun Belt

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From forth the shark's belly comes a belt for your own. And while the Escape & Evasion Gun Belt didn't make it out of the Tank alive its creator, former CIA officer Jason Hanson, is still hoping you'll give the strip...

FNDN Heated Scarf

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I think the day after New Year's should be summer. But since that never seems to happen, I guess being able to stay warm with the FNDN heated scarf until then is an OK consolation. Developed in Detroit, the FNDN ("foun-dey-shuh...

Otter Wax Water-Repellent Fabric Wax

$12.95 Amazon »

Wax on, water off. Otter Wax is a canvas wax handmade (and continuously tested) in soggy Portland, OR to repel water from shoes, bags, packs, hats, and jackets. The compound incorporates only natural drip-and-dew-eschewing...

Titanium Embrite Glow Fob

$38.95 Amazon »

The bad news is that this titanium glow-in-the-dark fob is not fitted with a vial of tritium, and therefore does not glow without help, shine brighter the darker it gets, and have a half-life of 12.3 years. The hand-made...

Self-Balancing Spinning Top Keychain

$9.95 Amazon »

Tiny top, big spin. This stainless steel precision spinner is about half the size of your standard key, so it won't overwhelm your keychain or make it look like you have a side boner if you stuff it in your pocket, and...

Memory Foam Wallet

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A Memory Foam Wallet. Huh. I guess that's a little more practical than my Memory Foam Pants solution for ass and inguinal region padding while carrying my cash and cards. I can't say this is the best looking wallet I've...

CoolKnot No-Tie Shoelaces

Discontinued

CoolKnots are for the kids, the elderly, the disabled, the athletes, and the lazy amongst us. So basically everyone on earth who wears shoelaces and can't learn how, bend over, or take the time to tie them. Or, for the...

Lightload Survival Tool Towels

$11.99 Amazon »

Lightload claims theirs are the "only towels that are survival tools!" So like, for when you're on a third date with She-Ra: Princess of Power, and the waiter asks how spicy you want your Jungle Curry, and you say, "5...

The Cache Belt

$25 - $95 Wazoo Survival Gear »

Sometimes you need a fishing hook in the middle of Denali. Sometimes you need a bottle opener in the middle of a Monday morning meeting. The Cache Belt can help you out with both lifesavers in both spots. Plus a needle...

Dango Dapper & Tactical Wallets

$69 - $129 Dango Products »

Dango Wallets come in 2 styles. D01 is their Dapper, a clean, precision-engineered cash and card carrier. It's made of microfiber-lined leather that's secured and compartmentalized with a CNC machined 6061 aluminum chassis...

Vegetabrella Lettuce Umbrella

In the words of the great Lionel Richie, "You are the sun. You are the Romaine. That makes my life this foolish game." Seriously, Vegetabrella, you've reduced me to a career of Lionel and lettuce puns. Or I should say...

The NodPod Travel Sleep System

$32 - $62 the NODPOD »

It used to be that people dressed up for air travel. A trip on a plane meant suits, dresses, shiny shoes, slick hair, and nonstop excitement with smiles and small talk throughout the entire flight. I can't speak for everyone...

Bev Tie Beer Koozie Tie

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The mountains of North Carolina know how to stay cool. I'm not sure if it's the Blue Ridge or the Smokys, but somewhere high above sea level, industrious minds in search of cold beer, free hands, and stylin' formalwear...

Snake Guardz Snake Protection Leg Armor

$58 - $87.49 Amazon »

I just read that Snake Guardz help prevent snake bites on hiking trails, camping trips, hunting and fishing excursions, and in the garden. The garden. You can get bit by a snake while gardening. That had not occurred...