Black Ember Modular Backpacks

$180 - $265 Black Ember »

If James Bond needed a backpack to tote his textbooks and laptop to physics class, I bet a Black Ember is what he'd choose. Modular, waterproof, and very, very black, these bags are customizable with an array of accessories...

Goth Angel Fantasy Figurines

Discontinued

I'm not really into dolls or fairies...anymore...but if someone wants to commission me one of Shadowsculpt's goth angel fantasy figurines, let's just say I'm not going to regift it along with the label maker from Elaine...

Urban Tool Shoulder Holsters

$39.90 - $159 Urban Tool »

They lie somewhere between backpacks, messenger bags, and places to store your gun. They're Urban Tool Shoulder Holsters. And they may be eye-rollingly hipster, but hey, at least they also provide a compact means of stashing...

Cyntur JumperPack Car Jump Starter

Discontinued

Portable jump starters could be the next wearables in the how-many-more-of-these-are-they-going-to-come-out-with department. Luckily for Cyntur: 1) We haven't gotten to that point yet; and 2) Most of the packs juiced...

Black Flag Outdoor Electric Insect Fogger

$104.99 Amazon »

Know what's worse than chemicals and insecticides? Bugs. And places--backyards, campsites, the 6" radius around my head--swarming with them. And even though the Black Flag Fogger requires dousing a large area with insecticide...

ChugPlug Portable Macbook Power Pack

ChugPlug. That has a nice flow to it. In name and in function alike, according to this portable MacBook power pack. The ChugPlug delivers a consistent 3 to 4 hours of extra charge to a MacBook Air or 13" MacBook Pro when...

Cold Steel 7" GI Tanto Knife

$33.12 Amazon »

I say, why have a small child when you can have a knife the size of a small child instead? Seems like at least 988 people agree with me, which is how many Amazon reviews Cold Steel's GI Tanto has so far. Average rating:...

ThermaSpring Solar Mat

Sold Out Amazon »

I guess you gotta have a pool...or a really deep puddle...to use the ThermaSpring Solar Mat, but as long as that detail is sorted out, here's a natural, cost-effective way to raise its temperature from SwimWays. Place...

$50,000 Prop Dollars

Discontinued

Wamp, wamp. It's what Data really found in that bag of "Fifty dolla bill! Fifty dollar bill!" Fake money. Forged moolah. Or, more literally, a Hollywood prop. And if you're looking for a stack of worn, distressed replica...

Revogi Smart Power Strip

$99.99 Revogi »

Revogi likes smartness and they like Roy G Biv. The company that brought us this smart LED light bulb now has a smart power strip to match it. Revogi's 6-outlet strip connects to your Wi-Fi network and a Revogi app to...

InfiniteUSB Cords

$12 - $80 InfiniteUSB »

Someone had their thinking connector plugged in when they came up with InfiniteUSB cords. Can you see how swell this is? Sacrifice one of your precious laptop ports to plug in a USB and look what you've done: created...

Tiny Hardware Firewall & 1-Yr VPN Subscription

Smaller than a deck of cards! More robust than a Nordic ice hiker named Sven! Able to protect your most precious devices from unwanted connections that could lead to identity theft, surveillance, and tracking activities!...

Giveaway Closed

Giveaway: Hand-Eye Supply Tool Kit

Hammer it out, nail it down, crack one open, and don't screw it up. With a bandana. Enter to win the nuts & bolts...or, more literally, the saws & hammers...of a lifelong tool kit from Hand-Eye Supply. A $320 value!...

Fly Pedals Universal Clipless Platform Adapters

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You've been them or you've seen them: cyclists waddling like penguins around the Starbucks in hard plastic shoes with bulbous cleats sticking out after a ride. Looks ridiculous. Probably doesn't feel that great either...

Anti-Bear-Attack Pack

$149.99 UDAP »

Obviously the best thing to do when a grizzly is attacking you is punch it in the face or, if you're a lady, kick it in its twig & bear-ies. But if for some reason when the moment comes you can't remember how to make...

Wireless Bluetooth Cloud Buds

Cloud Buds. Ahhhh...those words remind me of something really spectacular I smoked once. But in this case they refer to super white, super light earbuds that connect cord-free to devices up to 30' away. The Bluetooth-enabled...

GoStak Twist n' Lock Storage Jars

$11.99 Amazon »

The makers of the BlenderBottle protein shake shaker also have a way for obsessive athletes, bodybuilders, and dieters to portion out and schlep along their supplements and dry edibles. GoStaks are towers of individual...

SOS Boxer Briefs with Condom Pocket

Nothing tells your date, I was pretty sure I'd get lucky tonight, like a sexy pair of boxer briefs. With a built-in condom pocket. Hidden with great metaphor behind a lifesaver stitched to the right thigh. Ah, the only...

Wine Purse

Sold Out Amazon »

So is this why women carry around purses the size of their chest cavities? They're packing 3 liters of wine (with complete tapping system!) everywhere they go?...

PowerShade Solar-Powered Beach Umbrella

$149 - $219 PowerShade »

I can hear the naysaying negative Nellies now: The beach is for disconnecting!; Can't you enjoy nature for an hour without your laptop?; Why don't you just stay home, A-hole? Um, because I would like to get a tan, and...

Cyclist's Turn Signal Gloves

$59.95 - $69.99 Amazon »

I guess if you don't know that a straight arm means left and a bent elbow means right - which, let's face it, a lot of people probably don't - then Zackees LED Turn Signal Gloves would be of great benefit, both to the...

Bussola Mechanical Skeletel Sculpture

While artist Jennifer Townley's Bussola is intricate and enamoring enough that I could probably watch it move all day long, for some reason watching it at all brings great uneasiness to my heart. Maybe it's the lumbering...

Rhino Shield iPhone Screen & Crash Guard

$44.99 Evolutive Labs »

You've heard of the Rhino Shield before. At only 0.029 cm thick and cut to adhere precisely to the iPhone 6 or 6+ screen, Rhino Shield's custom formulated polymer safeguards the most precious devices we own from an impressive...

Chocolate Megalodon Shark Teeth

$15.99 Fossilera »

Why eat a chocolate bunny for Easter this year when you can eat...all the chocolate bunnies on earth with a massive chocolate megalodon shark tooth? Muahahaha! These edible and...wait for it...toothsome replicas are molded...