Innori 22400mAh Portable Battery Pack

Like me, the Innori Portable Battery Pack is MASSIVELY POWERFUL. With 22,400mAh of fuel at full charge Innori's issue can re-up up to 3 gadgets at a time in one of its trio of USB ports. Two of the ports have been optimized...

Double Hammock Sunbed

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Now this is the kind of double-wide I can get on top of. Preferably with my new girlfriend, She-Ra: Princess of Power, all summer long. The canopied sunbed comfortably accommodates two happy loungers, both side-by-side...

SOTO Pocket Torch

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Grab any disposable lighter, slide it into SOTO's sweet little attachment, and let 'er blow. The Pocket Torch will corral your flame and enhance its output to temperatures of up to 2300 degrees F. An electric ignition...

Hydrapak Stash Water Bottle

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Little punk water bottle. Thinking you can kick back and spread out all over the place. Like you got a first class ticket to ride in my pack. I've got news for you...you...you self-entitled piece of BPA-free plastic:...

Credit Card Ax

$24.62 Amazon »

I can see thinking it would be nice to have a less bulky Swiss Army Knife. One that's flat even, and fits in your wallet. In other words, I can see the birth of the credit cart multi-tool. But who carries around an ax...

Exhale Bladeless Ceiling Fan

$500 - $600 Exhale Fans »

Not that Dyson hasn't proven that fans don't need to look like a duck and walk like a duck to be a duck, but the Exhale bladeless fan is still the strangest looking thing I've ever seen mounted to a ceiling. I don't even...

SilverAir Anti-Odor Performance Clothing

$16 - $64 Y Athletics »

Y Athletics weaves pure silver into the fabrics of their SilverAir line of performance gear to form an ionic shield against odor. They say the result is not only effective, but designed to fight odor naturally throughout...

Beast Head Shot Glasses

Try some hair of the dog from the head of the bear. Become strong like bull with shot from bull. Take off the sheep's clothing with 1.7 ounces of 151 straight from the wolf. Look into the eye of the tiger as it sends...

Big Big Body Wipes

$8.89 Firebox.com »

Big Big Body Wipes are for those who have just taken a giant s...print. Through the mud. Or an enormous d...unk. In slimy water. The supersized wet naps cater to anyone who has messed himself in big, big way. Forget about...

Explorer Pro Selfie Stick

From weapons of mass destruction to implements of overt self-adulation. I think selfie sticks are the next atrocity we've got to worry about destroying humanity. But until that happens, I need a rugged and robust one...

Air Vent Hidden Safe with RFID Lock

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Tough tamales if you're looking for air circulation this summer, but here at least your cash, Glock, and Chewbacca bandolier signed by all passengers of the Millennium Falcon will be hidden away and protected. It's Quick...

SpellBrite Portable Modular LED Letters

$63 - $549 SpellBrite »

Need some help marking your territory? Cheering on your favorite team? Welcoming the neighbor's Swedish au pair you kindly volunteered to pick up from the airport? SpellBrite incorporates the brightness, flash, and impact...

Shark Cocktail Shaker

You better have giant hands, a solid grip, and no fear to mix up a margarita in this savage of the sea. Not only is the Shark Cocktail Shaker fashioned in the whole-body likeness of a behemoth great white, but it also...

Vecto Bluetooth Speaker & Charging Station

Veho's Vecto is a speaker multi-tool. It pairs via Bluetooth and has an integrated microphone like most portable speakers these days, and is sheathed in a water-resistant housing like some, but continues bringing the...

Wood Bathymetric Charts

$138 - $298 Amazon »

Your favorite body of water, naked. This is a very seductive series of maps. The bathymetric charts, subsurface equivalents to topographic charts, are maps laser-cut into sheets of Baltic birch and hand-colored to depict...

Audio Jammer with White Noise Generator

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I'm not a spy and I'm not up to no good. Relatively speaking. But what I am is a man who values his privacy. A man who doesn't need his mama bugging his room with some sensor system she bought off QVC to listen to him...

Triple Ninja Spike Bracelet

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A dude wearing jewelry. It's a thin line to walk if you're not pierced or a rapper. Or married, I guess, though since I don't think of handcuffs as jewelry, I don't really think of a wedding ring as jewelry either. But...

Tentsile Trillium Hammock

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You might have previously seen another of Tentsile's hanging dens, the Stingray tree tent, around here. The Trillium hammock shares the Stingray's dangling disposition, with more portability, more variable usage options...

Iron Man 2 Swinging Sticks Kinetic Energy Sculpture

$329 Amazon »

Even Tony Stark can't concentrate on anything else in the presence of the mesmerizing Swinging Sticks Kinetic Energy Sculpture. Not that Pepper's that interesting anyway. I'd probably be distracted by steam rising off...

Izon View Security Camera

Keep your "Izon" your home, baby, pet, or office with this live streaming surveillance camera. The Izon View sets up simply and sits inconspicuously on any flat surface to help you monitor what's important to you no matter...

WTF Prank Candles

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WTF does using the term "WTF" in reference to a candle mean? In a nutshell: "Mmmm, this smells incredible! Just like the apple pie my grandma used to make with the shortbread crust and the...gaaaaasssspppp!. W...T...F...is...

Novelty Condom Cases

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I don't know if these condom cases are for dudes or ladies, but I do know they're for condoms. Two big fat ones, according to their LA-based artist Jamila Starwater. She also calls them a "great ice-breaker and conversation...

OwnPhones 3D Custom Printed Earbuds

$249 - $349 OwnPhones »

Know what's as unique as a snowflake? Your ear canals. Everyone's and every one is sized and shaped just enough differently that no standard set of earbuds ever fits quite right. They either fall out when you work out...

Serpentine Dragon Mug

$25.90 Amazon »

This dragon mug is cool enough on its own and all, but the real draw here is the discount. Originally priced at $1,995, at printing this bad boy of fire was on sale for a whopping 99% off! From $2 grand to less than $20!...