Labyrinth Table

All that's missing from this Labyrinth is a puffy-shirted, spikey-mulleted David Bowie all decked out like the Goblin King. Then again, with the table's removable glass top and included figurines roaming the maze already...

Carbon Fiber & Kevlar Motorcycle Helmet

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Get Lost Helmets has just released this German-style dome protector woven from a blend of carbon fiber and Kevlar. Though not DOT-rated, they say it's pretty strong. As in, "It can be ran over with a truck, and not even...

Interchangeable Planets Bracelet

$38 - $40 Etsy »

Daenerys may have been Drogo's Moon of My Life, but my girlfriend She-Ra: Princess of Power is my entire solar system. So I think I might get her one of these interchangeable planet bracelets for her birthday this year...

June 21st is Father's Day. Or, as I prefer to call it: Day of the Dad. And if you're here it means you know someone with the fortune/misfortune of belonging to this mixed bag of a club. And it also means you have the fortune/misfortune of buying him a gift because of it. Here are our Top 10 picks...

Gibbs Amphitrucks

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If Gibbs' Quadski amphibious ATV is more drunk college kid than Man Conquers Water for you, then you now have the option to up the ante with the company's new Amphitrucks. Show the highway, the lake, and the stuck up...

DUBS Advanced Tech Earplugs

$24.99 DUBS »

I always wear earplugs when I go out at night. Not only do they protect what little hearing I have left, but if someone ugly comes up and tries to talk to me they also give me an easy out: I just point at my ears, conjure...

Mighty Handle Carrier

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The fact that Mighty Handle-rs are probably making a crap ton of money off a hook-shaped piece of plastic really gets my goat. Especially since it's actually a good idea with many practical applications, such as carrying...

Holleyweb Inflatable Bubble House

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Privacy be damned! The Holleyweb inflatable Bubble House is the only tent for those who really mean it when they say they like a panoramic view. The transparent PVC tarpaulin is also a great choice for the campground...

Waterscape Modular Floating Platform

From phones to backpacks, the modular approach clearly isn't just for LEGO anymore. Australian design studio Derlot has created what might be the most lustworthy use of modules yet: Waterscape. Sure, this floating platform...

Oakes Design War Hammers

$59 - $395 Etsy »

Ethan Oakes specializes in woodworking and weapon designs. Here you see both of his specialties in action with the Oakes Design line of war hammers. Some are made of hard woods, such as oak, and deemed battle-ready, while...

TRAK Folding Kayak

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If campers can carry their houses on their backs (or at least have the Ecocapsule pulled by a unicorn), why shouldn't they be able to pack mule (or at least trunk-of-car mule their kayaks? TRAK's T-1600 is a performance...

Brain Jr. DIY MIDI Controller Kit

I wonder if there's a Brain Sr. or if this Brain Jr. MIDI controller is like Carl's Jr., thriving and making delicious burgers/music despite its apparent lack of a parental figure to guide it. The DIY kit lets you build...

Fistral Compact Inflatable Tent

$435 Hemiplanet »

You might remember Heimplanet's other inflatable geometric wonder, the Cave tent. For its 40" interior height and 54 square feet of floor space, it still manages to break down to a manageable pack size, adding just 11-1/2...

SensorWake Smell-Based Alarm Clock

$99 SensorWake »

Smells are powerful things. Particularly those of pubescent feet and dirty farts. But freshly baked croissants, brewing coffee, and cut grass can leave a decent impact too. Decent and, according to SensorWake, waaaaay...

GoRoll Foam Roller with Storage

$79 - $89 GoRoll »

GoRoll combines the firm shell and EVA foam coating of massage rollers with the hollow core of my ex-girlfriend Karen to produce this dual purpose tension reliever and lockable storage cylinder. A detachable carry strap...

HUSKK Quickdraw Phone Wallet Case

They say Dad would really like one of HUSKK's hybrid Quickdraw wallet/phone cases for Father's Day this year. But I think what he would really like is one of HUSKK's hybrid Quickdraw wallet/phone cases loaded up with...

Mustache Guard Mug

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June 21st is Father's Day. If Papa's already got a brand new bag (maybe the Henty you got him for Christmas?) now it's time for a brand new mug. Here's a hand(lebar)y choice for they of the hairy upper lips. The Bucardo...

Machete Spatula

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Since I usually hack up eggs, salmon, chicken, and steaks when I try to flip or test their doneness anyway, a Machete Spatula would probably be an appropriate addition to my cooking arsenal. Plus, if any utensil could...

Weapons of Svenhaellin Fire Pit

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Randy of Fire Sculpture Art has been bending metal to his whims for over 45 years. He believes, "The great sin in life is to be boring." Combine his craft with his credo and you get the Weapons of Svenhaellin Fire Pit...

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Giveaway: 1 Year of Skoshbox Japanese Treats

The only reason Marshawn Lynch eats so many Skittles is that he's never tried Chewy Cola Seeds or Tokuno Milk Candy. But here's his chance. And your chance too, dudes: Click here and enter to win a 1-year subscription...

Blodlaetere The Anglo-Saxon Seax

$2k Etsy »

Blodlaetere is a broken-back seax an Anglo-Saxon warrior might have used to wreak havoc during the Viking Age. And knifemaker Matthew Berry has spared no detail in his hand forging of both its 19-1/4" blade, and the nearly...

Ecocapsule Portable House

When the item in question is a house, how do you define "portable"? For me it was always the train car-looking mobile home my grandma's cousin Ella Mae used to live in that could be dragged from city to city in Florida...

Ahhh, Memorial Day Weekend. My kickoff to the summer heat. The summer eats. And the summer rubbing of my meat. Here are 10 of my favorite spices and sauces for kicking up the flavors on anything from your ribs to your Bloody Marys. (Note: All items' prices are listed as they were at printing. Prices...

Indiana Jones Cat Bridge

$145 - $195 Catastrophic Creations »

This listing is for an Indiana Jones Cat Bridge, but it appears that in order to make it a viable lounging place for your own cat, you will also have to construct an entire Temple of the Chachapoyan Warriors to assist...