Altwork Sit-Down-Stand-Up-Lie-Down Workstation
Did you ever think you'd long to sit in a dentist's chair? Me either. And really the Altwork only loosely resembles the bearer of root canals in its reclined position, which is just one of several the new workstation...
Her Side / His Side Duvet
While I can say I'm not the sort of dude who would put up with his girlfriend installing this ridiculous, emasculating duvet on his bed, I'm afraid I cannot say I'm not the sort of dude who would put up with his girlfriend...
Triby - Connected Speaker for the Kitchen
Triby might look like a cutesy boombox for the kids, but hang with it for a minute because the speaker promises to be so much more than that. Physically, Triby is a 6" x 6" square, and just 1.2" deep with a magnetic backing...
Custom Leathercraft Carpenter's Tool Bag
Tools come in all shapes and sizes, and Custom Leathercraft's Carpenter's Bag is sturdy and pliable enough to hold any of them but the ones measuring 5'10" long and answering to the name "Cornelius." The heavy-duty waist...
Pumpktris - The Tetris Pumpkin
Happy Freak Night, kids! Or, if bone-chilling masks and gory body parts aren't your thing, Happy Tame & Friendly Halloween! Do you know that yesterday someone who owns a child told me his kid's school allows Halloween...
Grifiti Big-Ass Bands
Big stretch. Big strength. Big colors. Grifiti makes it clear: go Big-Ass or go home. The company's Big-Ass Bands take the rubber band concept and then, uh, stretch it to fit so many more of your daily needs. The fat...
The Gentleman's Glassware Set
Nothing says "gentleman" like dripping wax and whiskey. The gentlemen at Manready Mercantile individually hand-dip each of their tumblers in black polymer to give your Bushmills on the rocks (or kale & beet smoothie)...
Life-Size RC R2-D2 Refrigerator
You probably won't be so bummed to hear that this life-size remote control R2-D2 refrigerator is available only in Japan once you hear that Lucasfilm's Far East minions are charging over $8,000 for it. Oh, and the fridge's...
Grand Portico Mansion Playhouse
Who's your Daddy...Warbucks? Better call him if you want the Grand Portico playmansion erected in your back yard, Suzy Q, because this definition of a spoiled child is gonna cost a whole helluva lot more than the Barbie...
Grow Your Own Escargot Kit
Note: Converting them from snails to escargot is optional. You are welcome just to grow them and name them and keep them as snuggly (with a side of slime) pets. Otherwise: Attention kitchen magicians! If your bag of culinary...
Dakota Watch Company Knife Clip
More than a watch and more accessible than your phone, the Dakota Knife Clip is a multi-tool growing out of a carabiner providing latchable, fast contact with a clock, knife, scissors, LED microlight, and compass. The...
F**k Me Perfume
In the words of the great Marcy Playground, "I smell sex and can-dy." Or is that sex and cran-ber-ries? With tonka mousse and a hint of Tuscan blood orange. From the perfumers and the sexologists who brought you Sure...
The Beast D Off-Road Scooter
Are we really at a point that we can call electric, solar-powered scooters The Beast? Daymak thinks so. Their line of (mostly) street-legal eBikes designed for off-road use all carry the formidable name. The Beast D...
BladeLight Folder LED Knife
When using a knife it's usually helpful to be able to see what you're doing. And since it's not always easy or practical to bring your knife to the light, SOG Specialty Knives and Tools has decided to bring the light...
WORX 56V Cordless Blower
While men tend to crave something that will blow all year long, come fall and winter that longing becomes particularly poignant. Leaves and snow, raking and shoveling, they're hard work begging to be turned into easy...
Dai Sensei Japanese Kitchen Knife
Dai Sensei means "Grand Master" in Japanese, and that's presumably what this fusion of a Japanese blade and a French chef's knife will make the kitchen warrior who wields it. (Note: Knowing proper knife skills, such as...
Aura Clean Sonic Toothbrush & Cleaning Station
Your spaceship has arrived. It's carrying vodka and...a toothbrush? Aura Clean claims to be the world's cleanest toothbrush, otherworldly in both its cleansing and sanitation abilities. I don't know if that's hard or...
Extreme Ownership: How US Navy SEALs Lead & Win
Interesting how Extreme Ownership: How U.S. Navy SEALs Lead & Win has released in the midst of our farcical 2016 election race, and the general political circus that's set up shop in Washington. I bet authors Jocko Willink...
Outer Space Vodka
What's scarier than this freak parade of masks on Halloween night? The head-splitting, toilet-hugging hangover we're all going to have Sunday morning. Especially with 1) Daylight Saving Time ending at 2 a.m., giving everyone...
Winbag Air Wedge Alignment Tool
The Winbag is an inflatable cushion and alignment tool designed to replace shims and wedges. Suitable for both home and professional use, the place-and-pump pillow assists with leveling and installing windows, doors...
Darth Vader Samurai Warrior Doll
Darth Vader as a samurai warrior. Hmmm, a strange mixing of metaphors, but it still fits. Trade the lightsaber for a sword, swap out the E-3778Q-1 mobile life support system and cape for ancient Japanese mobile life support...
Giveaway: Col. Littleton American Leather Bag
Col. Littleton makes his bags rugged and ready to rumble from full-grain American hides. No preternatural coatings or glossy hipster aesthetics, just rich, hand-tanned craftsmanship that wears with its wearer, and matures...
Well Endowed Zentai Suit
I see your Little Green Man, and raise it one Huge Green Man. If you prefer Orange, Red, Yellow, Blue,, Purple, or Never-Go-Back Black, I have Zentai suits in all of those extra-tight, extra-long-schlong colors too. So...
Weed the Marijuana Leaf Mask
Stoner culture meets stoner agriculture. Weed the Marijuana Leaf is a mask for Halloween, a mask for legalization rallies, and most of all, a mask to cover up your face when you're super high and need to hide it for...
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