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Giveaway: TI:ME Leather Sneaker Slippers

They're slippers disguised as sneakers. They're a cloak of precise design and contemporary style covering the ultimate in coziness and comfort. They're what James Bond wears to get the mail and make beer runs. And now...

Vintage-style Kerosene Lighter

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Here's a little lighter that's a little off the beaten scorched path. Its look is a little vintage and a little steampunk. Its functionality is a little like a Zippo and a little like the kerosene lamps my grandma kept...

Micro BB Crossbow

Discontinued

Why doesn't my Cubicle Warfare book include a chapter on How to Build a Micro BB Crossbow? Not that I wouldn't get fired for using it at the office. But we've had these "productivity enhancement strategy consultants"...

Vargo Titanium Pocket Cleats

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Vargo's take on their Titanium Pocket Cleats is that the compact, folding crampons are aces at improving speed and traction on runs and ultralight hiking trips through the snow. But given the level to which hell froze...

Kindling Cracker Firewood Splitter

$79.99 Amazon »

I'm choppin' some wood, splittin' some kindlin', buildin' a fire...naw. I'm really just sitting at my keyboard eating some turkey & gravy potato chips. Yeah, I couldn't believe they were real when I saw the bag either...

Rearview Hand Mirror

$13.92 Amazon »

Now here's a footy way for bikers and cyclists to add an extra layer of safety to their rides. Cheaper than a bag of chips, and way cheaper than assuming nothing's there and being wrong, too. CIPA's rearview hand mirror...

Ultimate 18-in-1 Pocket Tool

Hey Tiger, I have an 18-in-1 pocket tool with your name face on it. The self-proclaimed ultimate in EDC multis, this credit card-sized tool packs a legal-aged lady's worth of functions into a super slim, super fly metal...

Kitchen Hacks: How Clever Cooks Get Things Done

$11.95 Amazon »

Want to be a culinary MacGyver? It might not be as admirable or lucrative as righting the world's wrongs, but I bet becoming a master of cooking steaks and making vanilla ice cream by hand will at least get you laid just...

Zafirro - World's Sharpest Razor

$179 - $199 Kickstarter »

I'm only telling you about a $199 razor because it used to cost $100,000. So they say. And also because they, the creators of Zafirro, also say their razor's sapphire blade make it the World's Sharpest, and longest lasting...

Tesla vs. Edison Board Game

$539 Amazon »

It's the War of Currents! Tesla vs. Edison could be the board game of the holidays this year. Nikola Tesla might be more famous now than he was at the height of his living popularity thanks to to cars, coils, and lighters...

Spy Secrets That Can Save Your Life

$16.46 Amazon »

We've heard what a Navy SEAL has to say about spitting in the face of danger and disaster...or at least walking away from them alive and safe...so I figured we might as well let a CIA officer weigh in on the topic too...

Up Yours Mug

$11.99 Amazon »

Say what you mean, and mean what you say. Orrrr...go the passive aggressive route and leave this Up Yours mug on your co-worker's desk when he and the rest of your team are in a meeting and you're sure no one else will...

Home Brewing Beer & Bottle Kits

It's one for you, one for me holiday shopping time. Dude Exclusives has Box Brew Kits' Long (and Strong) One at a 12% discount for a limited time. The 1-gallon home brewing kit includes all the parts and ingredients your...

Tec Torch Thermal Breaching Tool

I know. If you're not military, law enforcement, or a first responder you can't have a TEC Torch handheld breaching saber tool, but, dude, you can still want it. TEC Torch uses thermal magic, specifically a concoction...

Star Shower Laser Christmas Lights

Discontinued

You can Sparkle Magic the oak tree in your front yard. You can make a Snow Flurry down your exterior siding. Or you can unleash a Star Shower across your entire property. All of these laser-projected holiday lights produce...

Ice Tornado Glass

$19.79 Firebox.com »

It was a Dark 'N' Stormy night...no, who am I kidding? It was a straight shot of rum night just like all the others. But I still brought the storm to my glass with this tornado ice mold and its perfectly fitted tumbler...

Furry Chewbacca Boots

It's time to put some Wookiee in your winter footwear. These grand fur-fronted and face-backed Chewbacca boots combine the best (and most ridiculous) elements of last year's reversible Chewbacca hoodie and last week's...

Shark RAW Blank Motorcycle Helmet

Discontinued

Shark's RAW Blank may not be as attention-grabbing as the Batman motorcycle helmet, but: 1) the stylized muzzle and LP-looking side discs will still turn some heads; and 2) for the sake of your credibility as a rider...

Neato Botvac Wi-Fi-Enabled Robot Vacuum

$699.99 Amazon »

Sure, you've seen robotic vacuums before. Those that say they'll keep your rooms free of dust, dirt, and the most evil of all floor debris evils, pet hair, while you lounge comfortably on the couch. Or cook dinner. Or...

Figment VR - Virtual Reality iPhone Case

$49 Figment VR »

Figment. It's a little bit of your imagination, and a little bit of jacked-up VR and AR tech to make that imagination come to life in front of, as well as behind your eyes. It's also the first virtual reality / augmented...

bolo Rolling Knife

$11 - $24 bolo »

It's Edward Scissorhands 2.0. I wonder if bolo can craft topiaries as well as it minces garlic, slices carrots, and dices onions. This kitchen knife with a curved blade and "O" handle rolls through rather than chops down...

Stainless Steel Alcohol / Moonshine Still

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Items like the 10-gallon whiskey still and this stainless steel alcohol / moonshine still prove that making booze at home can be fun and worthwhile even when liquor is legal! According to TableTop Still, their DIY spirits...

Keyboard Waffle Iron

Q - W - buttE - R - T - sYrup. That spells Breakfast of Geektastic Champions with your new Keyboard Waffle Iron. Wireless and battery-free, this keyboard charges and functions atop your choice of power source--electric...

Giveaway Closed

Giveaway: 26 Pounds of People's Choice Beef Jerky

Beef. It's what's for...breakfast, lunch, dinner, 3 p.m. snacks, the late-night munchies, trail fuel, tailgates, road trips, post-apocalypse survival food, Christmas stocking stuffers, Super Bowl parties, Bloody Marys...