Honest Monk Postcards
It's not just that Honest Monk makes funny, frank postcards. It's also that they will send them to your desired recipient anonymously. Yep, just like WTF Prank Candles, but with an instant payoff. Know someone who sucks...
Portable Infrared Archsauna
Sure, the giant whiskey barrel sauna is ten times better than Tuningdome's Archsauna, but it also costs 10 times more. This portable half-dome uses infrared radiation provided by a ceramic heating system to gently warm...
Show Me Your Kitty Panties
Cats hide in the darndest of places, don't they? Etsy shop owner Elena prints adorable images of kitties onto semi-sexy pairs of underwear to create the overall awesome effect of the literal cuddly creature ladies obsess...
Transparent Electric Kettle
Like the MoMA store's transparent stock pot, Hamilton Beach's Glass Electric Kettle makes watching water boil a damn good time simply by providing a 360-degree view (well, almost) of the process. Bonus points go to the...
SpinChill Portable Drink Chiller
A can of warm beer, a cooler filled with ice, and a SpinChill. Put them together and you'll be 60 seconds away from an ice. Cold. Party. Prefer bottles of beer? Bottles of wine? Teetotaling with the orange sodie? SpinChill...
Robot USB Hub
Now that your 11-year-old has an iPhone 6s, an iPod Nano, and an iPad Mini, better get him a few more USB charging ports than his 15" MacBook Pro with Retina Display provides. Hey, how about this Robot USB Hub, which...
King Bed with Doggie Insert
Jason Barton made a king bed with enough room for the King of the Bed. Which means you'll be sleeping on a cut piece of memory foam stuck in the 23" insert tacked onto its side...
Franklin's Finest Emergency Survival Coffee
I feel like I need Emergency Survival Coffee every morning, so I guess the only thing that sets Franklin's Finest apart from my standard cup of grocery store grind is semantics. They mean "real" emergency that requires...
10-Pound Toblerone Bar
Toblerone has built 45, 100-gram servings into their 10-pound mountain range of chocolate, honey, and almond nougat. That's:...
Hog Wild Ball Poppers
In theory, Hog Wild's Ball Poppers are last-minute stocking stuffers for the kids. In practice, they'll probably be the most fun the adults have all Christmas Day. Available in a dozen or so different pot-bellied animals...
Killing Hitler With Praise And Fire
It's a choose your own adventure book that marries the past, the future, and one of the worst human beings in the history of the world. (See, look on the bright side Wu-Tang Clan: at least it was Martin Shkreli and not...
Voodoo Cutting & Serving Board
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" like charcuterie and voodoo. The OUCH! cutting and serving board is carved in the likeness of everyone's favorite stitched-up human likeness, and even includes the ominous knife in the back...
Hanskie Beer Koozie Glove
The Hanskie is just a take on (rip of?) the Skuuzi Beer Glove, with one key difference: you can still get it. Skuuzis have been sold out or discontinued on my favorite provider of Prime shipping for ages now, but at printing...
The Slate Mobile LapDesk
From desktop to laptop, and from desk to LapDesk. The Slate supports both our need for mobility and our desire to just stay at home and make a butt dent in the couch with its go-anywhere functionality and sit-anywhere...
Trac-Grabber "Get Unstuck" Traction Tools
The consensus is that these Trac-Grabber traction blocks work terrific for some people and lousy for others. Level of success seems to be based on: type of car; usage scenario; and user skill and experience with getting...
Star Wars Kama Sutra
SN Herder has thought a lot about the Force awakening. So much that his mind went...there. First the gutter, and then the toy bin. Herder says he made The Extremely Unofficial and Highly Unauthorized Star Wars Kama Sutra...
Furniture-Grade Cabinet Heater
Baby it's cold outside. As a matter of fact, it's kind of cold inside too. Drafty in between these el cheapo paper walls of my office. Of course, while this fine looking furniture-grade cabinet housing an infrared space...
DIY Netflix Socks
No, Netflix Socks aren't socks for advertising your love of Netflix. They're actually useful. They're DIY socks that both cover your feet and have your back when you're watching your favorite streaming movies and shows...
Hydro Flask Vacuum Insulated True Pints
Vacuums are pretty cool. They allow us to rid our favorite chairs of ungodly cat hair (cats belonging to our girlfriends, not ourselves), they allow us to determine the speed of light for use in mathematical equations...
Zoids Highend Master Model Kits
The one thing I know about Kotobukiya's Zoids is that even if naughty boys and girls receive them as gifts this year, only good--as in skilled and nimble-fingered--boys and girls will get to play with them because these...
BlueFire Waterproof Smartphone Endoscope
How many times would you have performed your own throat endoscopy if only you'd had a smartphone-compatible snake tube camera system? I'm guessing close to a thousand. But if not, maybe there have been other times a 10-meter...
KidCo Peapod Portable Bed
KidCo has come up with a swell way to make sure your kids get their Zs when you tote them along to grandma's for Christmas, the beach for Christmas vacation, or your friend Cornelius' house party for New Year's Eve. Their...
Liquor Log Booze Dispenser
Now this is the kind of Yule Log I'm talking about. How better to bring good tidings to you and all of your kin than with a nice bottle of Jameson or Jack chug-a-lugging out the tap on an urban harvested Ohio hardwood...
Cheat Sheet for Men
No, dudes, the Cheat Sheet is not a wallet-sized card designed for recording all of your transgressions (though that probably exists somewhere out there too). In fact, it's almost the opposite: a wallet-sized card for...
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