The Phone Claw

$20 - $30 JONTHINGS »

This is the pitch I got from Jon when he emailed to suggest The Claw for a Dude feature: "Hey there, I am Jon. I like weird things. As it so happens I make weird things too." Cool. Simple, to-the-point, no PR jargon...

Fin to Flower Aquaponics System

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If you're interested in growing an indoor herb garden--think rosemary, not mary jane--but entirely uninterested in nurturing, or even watering it, check out the natural wonder that is aquaponics. And then check out Fin...

Outdoor Wine Glass Holder

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Maybe you don't need outdoor wine glass holders for yourself. I don't. I need outdoor wine glass holders for my girlfriend. So that when we go to see a summer movie in the park on romantic date night she doesn't tip her...

SOAK Wood-Fired Hot Tub

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"SOAK" is Japanadian for "total body restoration." The BC-based design and fabrication firm Ox + Monkey designed...and fabricated their hot tub after the Japanese Ofuro, a deep soaking tub traditionally made of aromatic...

Decorpro Ion Fire Pit

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I can't decide what to use Decorpro's Ion fire pit for first: 1) Making an offering to the gods of beer gut removal in time for shirtless season; 2) burning my 38 belts, XL T-shirts, and other bad beer gut juju; or 3)...

Nikola Zero Electric UTV

Since Tesla was already taken, Nikola Motor Company had to settle for the sloppy seconds of the inventor's first name when christening their own feats of electrical transport. But neither the Nikola Zero nor its big brother...

MAD-RAMPS

$845 MAD-RAMPS »

If the only reason you don't own an ATV is that you're worried it will be too complicated, too much work, or too space-consuming to load onto your truck for transport (i.e., it's not your wife, mama, or bank account telling...

Hot Ash Stove

$79.99 Amazon »

Go ahead and say it. Go on, they want you to. I'm sure it's why it got its name in the first place. That is a Hot. Ash. Stove...

Rustic Patio Bar & Cooler

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Two coolers, folding prep surface, wine rack and drawer storage, rustic wood design--this patio bar gets my gold star of approval. Which it obviously already knows, given that it's gone ahead and affixed one to itself...

Tactical Pen

$25.99 StatGear »

StatGear's Tactical Pen has at least 4 tactics up its barrel. 1) Filled with a Fisher Space Pen pressurized cartridge, this pen isn't just in for the battle, but the whole war. It will fight-write in the rain, upside...

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Giveaway: uKeg Pressurized Growler Set

uKeg Pressurized Growler Set Giveaway Winner: Congratulations to Rich M. of Ruckersville, VA, winner of the uKeg Pressurized Growler Set. Thanks to all entrants, and be sure to check the Dude homepage or Dude Giveaways...

Hammocraft Floating Hammock Frames

Lazy afternoon in the hammock meets float trip with a coupla coolers of beer and 3 of your best friends. Grab the Bud Light Lime, call Cornelius, Victor, and TJ, and prepare to launch the Hammocraft...

The Atomic Grinder

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You know why they made the Atomic Grinder. So you can tell everyone your herbs are the bomb. Modeled after the Mark VI nuclear bomb, this dry goods pulverizer is made of zinc alloy, and comes in your choice of shiny gold...

Helinox Chair One Camp Chair

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When you're poppin' a squat around the campfire or sittin' on the dock of the bay this summer, do you want to have to worry about a wet, splintered, and generally uncomfortable pair of butt cheeks? Oh Helinox no!...

Foaming Mousse Dry Pet Shampoo

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My friend Cornelius' Uncle Otto used to have this crotchety, overweight Westie called Magoo who, like many dogs, enjoyed digging around in the back yard and rolling in rabbit crap. He also had severe skin allergies (along...

Know Thy Nuts Soap on a Rope

$14.99 Movember Store »

I guess the Movember Store's Know Thy Nuts Soap on a Rope looks like a set of testicles. But it also looks like a lopsided butt and a white Grimace from the McDonald's commercials. So it wouldn't just make a great gift...

Logmatic Wedge Axe Firewood Splitters

$70 - $88 Logmatic »

Using the Logmatic is kind of like digging a hole. Through a tree. The un-axes, or rather, Wedge Axes, are ergonomic hand tools designed especialy for splitting firewood and kindling. Place your Logmatic's flat head on...

Fasta Pasta Microwave Pasta Cooker

$17.95 Amazon »

For those who claim to be so lousy in the kitchen you can't even boil water, the Fasta Pasta is for you. For those who don't have much of a kitchen in you studio, basement, or dorm room, the Fasta Pasta is also for you...

M3D Printer

The M3D rocked its Kickstarter campaign with 12,000 backers. Now it's ready to rock your desktop. This compact cube is an intuitive, affordable 3D printer made even sweeter by the 20% discount you'll get it at for a limited...

The EarPopper

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As much as it pains me to see any child under the age of 18 board the plane I'm on, I do feel bad for the ones who scream the whole 4-hour flight because they can't clear their ears and feel like their brains are going...

Roarin' Shark Inflatable Pool

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Not only do you not need a kid to get a Roarin' Shark inflatable pool, I would recommend not letting one anywhere near it. Why risk the competition? You can fill it with ice and use it as a beer cooler, or fill it with...

Oyster-Jack No 7 Shucker

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The Oyster-Jack No 7 will have you shuckin' errrsters as fast as boobies flash on Bourbon Street during Mardi Gras. This Arm of Champions is designed and priced especially for home use, but sacrifices none of the power...

Star Wars Geeki Tikis

$14.99 - $72.99 ThinkGeek »

Get your limes, little umbrellas, and Death Star ice cubes ready because coming this July, from a luau far, far away is this set of 6 Star Wars character tiki glasses. Geeki Tikis, if you will, for all the fanboys and...

Luxury Bamboo Bathtub Caddy

$35.34 Amazon »

If you're still scrounging around for a Mother's Day gift, here's a bamboo bathtub caddy that will send your mama into a swell of luxury. Luxurious soak, luxurious smooth wood aesthetic, luxurious trashy novel on the...