TREKZ Titanium Bone Conduction Headphones

$69 Amazon »

Running with earbuds sucks mostly because it means I'm running, and running is hard and unpleasant. But it also sucks because as I sweat my earbuds either start slipping out of my ears, or they stay in place and trap...

Fire Extinguisher Booze Shaker & Dispenser

Discontinued

Oh Happy Father's Day, Frankie's graduation, and 4th of July all rolled into one! Party-ready, sure, but who'd-a thunk a fire extinguisher could also be so versatile?...

Luscious Lips Pool Float

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Ahhhh, imagine all the things lips that large and luscious could do to you...

Mesh Multi-Tool Card & Wallet

$58.99 Studio Silo »

"Mesh" is great word. I like the way it sounds. I like the way it feels to say. Mesh, mesh, mesh. It's right up there with "galoshes" and "insatiable." I guess I just like the sh phoneme. And speaking of sh, let's everyone...

Pakayak - Packable Kayak

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You won't be able to glide through the salty sea in a Pakayak this summer, but you should at least be able to pledge your loyalty to what the company is calling the world's first nesting kayak. The Pakayak's Kickstarter...

Savage Supply Co. Leo Bag

Guess what lucky SOB just scored one of Savage Supply Co.'s new Leo bag? That's right. This guy. You can turn the thumbs that are currently pointing at me around to yourself though. The handcrafted Leo canvas and full-grain...

The Royal Purple No-Pressure Seat Cushion

$119 Amazon »

Check out this video of a dude sitting on an egg without breaking it. It's Purple's most viral-icious way of depicting their seat cushions' #1 selling point: put your butt on a Purple and you'll feel like you're sitting...

Kwik Tek A-2 Folding Anchor System

$20.99 Amazon »

Is this how all those namaste-in' yay-hoos are able to do yoga on their stand up paddle boards? They've got a little foldaway anchor tucked in their dry bags? Pssh. Headstands and flying crows on a paddle board. I can...

My Neighbor Totoro Sleeping Bag Sofa Bed

Discontinued

Totoro. My neighbor. My friend. My giant pillow of a bed. I think this version of the rotund-bellied wood spirit might even be to scale with the original anime Totoro. And even if your kids have no idea what My Neighbor...

Ameo Powerbreather

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Somewhere between the decidedly unrealistic TRITON human gills and the somewhat limiting Easybreath, bob Ameo's series of high-performance snorkels, the Powerbreathers. These upgraded underwater oxygen channels are intended...

Waterproof Neoprene Car Seat Cover

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Water from the pool. Sand from the beach. Mud from the hike. Sweat from the run. Grease from the Mickey D's french fries. Do you need more examples of the crud and stench your car seats must regularly fend off? Infina...

Earth Wood Hermosa Polarized Sunglasses

Go eco-chic when you're staring at the sun this summer with a pair of Earth Wood Hermosa polarized sunglasses. Choose from Rosewood with black lenses (above photo top), Orange Stripe wood with mirrored lenses (above photo...

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Giveaway: Ultimate Ears Megaboom Speaker

Ultimate Ears Megaboom Speaker Giveaway Winner: Congratulations to John E. of Phoenix, AZ, winner of the Ultimate Ears Megaboom Speaker. Thanks to all entrants, and be sure to check the Dude homepage or Dude Giveaways...

NautBoard Handheld Towable

$149 Amazon »

The NautBoard is dolphin to the power of jet ski. This twin-peaked towable ties up to your favorite motored vessel just like a raft or water ski rope, but rather than zipping you along well above the water's surface as...

In-Ground Trampoline Kit

Drugs & alcohol, bullies, gluten--parents have got a lot of evils to worry about as they raise their children these days. So I get why a lot of them are anti-trampoline. Why add flying off a spring-loaded canvas bed and...

Juice Bruce Lemon Squeezer

$11.90 Amazon »

And you thought getting the occasional squirt of lime in the eye from your friend Cornelius' Corona was bad. Juice Bruce spends his entire useful life getting doused in the acid of citrus fruits. All in the name of serving...

Anti-Fatigue Faux Grass Rug

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Stressed out? Stuck in the office while summer happens out the window next to you? Just need some serenity now? I don't know how the hell a faux grass carpet is supposed to solve any of those problems, but according to...

Moscow Copper Co. Copper Mule Mugs

When Moscow Copper Co. says their Mule Mugs are Original, they don't mean they gave them purple gradient hair or full handle tattoos, or made them "smart" with auto-mixing and consumption tracking via Bluetooth connectivity...

Google Ara Modular Phone

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Maybe you've never heard of Google's Project Ara. More likely, you've heard of it all too often. Heard of it like you've heard of Sasquatch. Some swear it's real. Some of those even swear they've seen the myth in person...

Butt Buoys

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Were these sweet (cheeked) Butt Buoys used in the making of Weekend at Bernie's? If not, they should have been. Ahhh, nothing screams 80s class louder than a PVC anchor marker fashioned in the shape of an inverted lady's...

A4 Tri-Plate Aluminum Wallet

$39.99 Obstructures »

One thing I love is carrying a big, fat wallet stuffed with 18 cards and a wad of singles and a cascading plastic album of 3 x 2 photos of my kids Maxim Hot 100 girls. I love how it tests the limits of my belt and makes...

Electronic Chewbacca Mask

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Chewbacca fans, Star Wars fans, fans of witnessing the good in the world, you gotta watch the video. You gotta. I know the lady in it wastes minutes of your life rambling and cackling on about Kohl's clothing and her...

FoodPod Boil Bag & Strainer

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The FoodPod looks like an adorable, fat-jowled alien. See--the horizontal strip cutout is his eyes, the first bump below that his nose, the 2 oval cutouts below that his pair of mouths, and the big rounded sides of the...

Spare Air Watersports Rescue Kit

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Spare Air is ready to step up when your SCUBA gear gives out, or when you realize 90 seconds into a snorkeling adventure that your TRITON rebreather doesn't actually, uh, rebreathe. When you're one foot too many from...