Tools of Titans

$7.11 Amazon »

Despite having Time Ferriss' name attached to it, Tools of Titans does not try to teach you how to become a billionaire or major world player in 4 hours. (If you're not familiar, Ferriss wrote the bestselling The 4-hour...

Dope on a Rope Soap

$5.99 - $12.99 Amazon »

Dope on a Rope says, "Don't smoke it, SOAK it!" But probably if you buy one of their hemp oil soaps carved into the shape of a cannabis leaf, it means you're as much a fan of the former as the company hopes you'll become...

John Deere LionChief Steam Train Set

$314.21 - $336.96 Amazon »

How would your kids feel if instead of another dumb first person shooter game you gave them a captivating and robust second person driver game for the holidays this year? Ungrateful and sulky? OK then, guess you'll just...

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Giveaway: Eight Sleep Tracker & Bed Warmer

Eight Sleep Tracker & Bed Warmer Giveaway Winner: Congratulations to Joshua H. of Burtrum, MN, winner of the Eight Sleep smart & toasty mattress cover...

Gerber EAB Lite 2.8" Pocket Knife

$13.98 Amazon »

Cheap gifts that don't suck are the best! Gerber always seems to pull through for me around the holidays, this year with their EAB Lite, a tiny pocket knife that will take up only 2.8" of space inside the pockets of people...

2016 Topps Garbage Pail Kids Series 1 Box

$36.99 Amazon »

Wait, what? Topps says its 2016 Garbage Pail Kids Series 1 cards are suitable for ages 6+? The box set is listed as a "brand new 2016" edition, so you'd think they realize it's 2016. And that no hypersensitive, Purel-obsessed...

YETI Hopper Portable Cooler

$299.98 - $399.95 Amazon »

A YETI Hopper 30 is about the size of my girlfriend's purse, and I have plenty of experience carrying that so...uh, I mean, if she can lug a 30-liter bag all over the streets of Nashville, even once it's stuffed full...

Saver Fire Safety Breathing System

I'm not showing you Safety iQ's Saver system to be an alarmist, but with all the chestnut-roasting on an open fire going on this time of year, it can't hurt to be prepared for the off chance one of them gets loose and...

Dozuki Z Saw

$39.59 Amazon »

Seeing Dozuki's "Z" Saw reminds me this dude Franz I used to know always called me "Big Z." I asked him why once, but he pretended he didn't hear the question. I think it's pretty clear now though that there's a new Big...

Eletrunks "Lifter" Underwear

$28 Eletrunks »

Though the above video is slightly NSFW, Eletrunks are not a dirty or obscene pair of underwear. At all. The company's demo of their functional, comfort-enhancing, package-adjusting Lifter cord just makes it look like...

Grill Tumbler

$149.75 Amazon »

Tumble your raw meat and veggies into BBQ gold! Or at least make sure they're fully marinated and evenly cooked with the help of Brookstone's Grill Tumbler. Step 1: Chop your grub and dump it into the enclosed octagon...

Desktop Tungsten & Aluminum Density Cube Set

$189.99 Midwest Tungsten »

Obviously the best thing to do with a Midwest Tungsten 1.5" Density Cube Set is toss the 0.33-pound aluminum one back and forth with your friend Cornelius for a couple minutes, and then switcheroo it out for the 2.2-pound...

100 Tricks to Appear Smart in Meetings

$10.49 Amazon »

On the one hand, Sarah Cooper's 100 Tricks to Appear Smart in Meetings seems like the perfect Secret Santa or White Elephant gift for this year's office holiday party. But on the other hand...psssshhh! I'm not giving...

Vinaera Wine & Spirit Aerator & Dispenser

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The Vinaera won a Best of the Best Red Dot Design Award in 2014 for being really, really good at shooting air into wine, and wine into your glass. According to creator Viotek, the electronic Vinaera Wine & Spirit Aerator...

The Burger Lift

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Even though the Burger Lift is kind of a head-scratcher--wait, why do I need a plastic rack in the shape of a burger to raise my real burger half an inch off the plate?--it still might be one of the most logical things...

YO Sperm Tester for Smartphones

$49.95 YO »

They've had smartphone attachments that tell you whether or not you're sober enough to drive for years now, so it's only logical YO is coming out with one to tell you whether or not you're fertile enough to make babies...

Drive Stein - The Football Drinking Game Mug

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If you're not a big drinker, but want to play Drive Stein, just make sure you're a Rams fan that day, because according this football drinking game's simple rules, your downs come only with your team's first downs...

Dicecal RPG Dice Desk Calendar

$22 Etsy »

Never miss a day as you roll through 2017 with a dodecahedron on your desktop. Andrea Kis has won multiple design awards for her Dicecal desk calendar, a superbly geeky (and decidedly practical!) tribute to RPG gamers...

Exotic Predator Jerky Gift Pack

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Now this is the kind of snake bite I'll take any day: the one where I'm on the delivering end, and the python recipient is covered in teriyaki sauce, kissed with brown sugar, and dried with a touch of liquid smoke. The...

Fidget toys or fidget spinners are increasingly being turned to as a simple, low-cost means of reducing stress and anxiety. The fiddle-friendly gadgets can also help address symptoms associated with ADD / ADHD, Autism, nail biting, hair twirling, and leg bouncing. Serving as grounding tools for excess...

KLAX - Lightweight Multi-Tool Axe

$140 - $180 Amazon »

Without a handle the Feller KLAX axe head serves as 7 different practical tools, including a hex wrench, hex bit driver, ruler, and bottle opener. And for anyone who likes huntin' for the best stick in the woods between...

Night Riderz Backyard Zip Line Kit

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Bah humbug. This Night Riderz glowing version of Slackers' backyard zip line kit has a 150-pound max carry weight. So after you pay for it, you unpack it, and you spend your entire Sunday off installing the 100' steel...

fifi No-Mess Male Sex Toy (NSFW)

$24.95 - $29.95 fifi »

Often when you're traveling, when you're home alone, or when you're sharing the bed with someone who drank 5 lychee martinis and passed out early, nature calls. A different kind of nature. A stiff kind of nature. The...

Fourneau Bread Oven

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1 x solid maple surface + 1 x pre-seasoned cast iron dome = 1 x Fourneau Bread Oven carbo-coma. If you've got the touchy yeast thing down, the touchy kneading thing down, and the touchy rise in a warm (but not too warm!)...