The Purple Bed

$699 - $1,299 Amazon »

I hope this Purple Bed isn't a People Eater disguised as a mattress. Because it sounds too good to be true. Both soft and firm in all the right spots. Temperature neutral, so it won't absorb heat and make you cold, or...

Giant Inflatable Soccer Dartboard

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Socc'er in the bullseye, kid. This giant inflatable soccer dartboard might not be as spooky as a 12' inflatable animated spider for the Halloween party, but it will hold all the boys' and girls' - and their parents' -...

Punch in the Nuts Snack Mix

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Mmmmm, nothing hits the spot like a Punch in the Nuts. This Punch in the Nuts Snack Mix listing includes 6 nut-punching bags filled with cashews, peanuts, chocolate bits, and raisins. Get ready to whack your taste buds...

Build-On Brick Mug

$8.99 - $9.99 Amazon »

Hey, le'go my mug, Steve from IT! No really, here's a few more bricks. Built it up, bro. The strategically named (or perhaps renamed) Build-On Brick Mug has a 12-ounce food-grade interior, and an outer surface covered...

Breaking Bad RV Incense Burner

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Ah, the Breaking Bad RV Incense Burner. [Cue nostalgia.] Reminds me just how much I miss the Krystal Ship. I can't believe it's been 4 years since Heisenberg & Pinkman cooked their last batch. I hope things turn out better...

Bike Sack Light

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I've seen these Bike Sack Lights in red before, but this one here comes in a much more fitting blue. The idea is the same, though: make yourself visible to cars and others sharing the road. Be safe on your bicycle. Protect...

Fresh Wave Odor Removing Crystal Gel

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My mama gave me a jar of this Fresh Wave Odor Removing Crystal Gel, I guess because she thinks my house stinks. Hey, it's not me, it's the cat. And maybe She-Ra: Princess of Power. I smell like sugar and pumpkin spice...

Chocolate Candy Bar Maker

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Hide yo' kids, hide yo' wife, hide yo' husband! No one's getting their hands on the Chocolate Candy Bar Maker but me! Chocolate's loyal, and gluttonous, and selfish little whore slave. No, redact that redaction. Whore!...

The Loudest Portable Speaker

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I just learned about The Loudest Portable Speaker from my newly deaf friends Maurice and Sue, who just returned from testing Soundboks' 119dB bad boy at Burning Man. Conclusion:...

How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety

$8.82 Amazon »

A must-read for every cat parent! How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives consolidates 8 crucial public service pamphlets into a clear...

UrbanPro Ultra-Light Tech Backpack

$130 Schatzii »

OK, the UrbanPro Tech Backpack looks a little like a compartmentalized Hefty garbage bag (which is actually great news if wearing a garbage bag is your style). But think about a Hefty garbage bag for a second, about its...

AR Racer Speed Augmented Reality Mobile Game

$49 ASY Labs »

AR Racer Speed takes the real-life Matchbox-style cars you used to flick across the living room and kitchen table and plants them on top of your smartphone. Where instead of flicking and watching the cars roll a few feet...

Zippelin Inflatable Truck Tarp Travel Bag

$505 Freitag »

A recycled truck tarp, a couple bike tire tubes, and Zippelin-doo-dah - you've got an inflatable travel bag. A big and sturdy travel bag whose "frame" blows up light as a Bud when you need it, and then empties out so...

FatIvan Fold Up Door Chock

$22.49 Amazon »

I don't know if I'd be writing about the FatIvan Fold Up Door Chock if it wasn't called FatIvan, but once the magnetic door holder's brilliant name got my attention, I wasn't sorry I stopped to have a further look. An...

Godzilla Humidifier

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Godzilla and his hot, humidifying breath are coming for you! You and your flu season and your flaky skin and your dried-out sinus passageways! Arid climates can run and winter chills can hide, but none shall escape the...

Key Titan - Your Keys, Silenced, Organized & Secured

$16 - $27 Pry.Me »

The Key Titan puts your lock openers on the lockdown. A neat, compact, jingle-free keychain with a carabiner skeleton, the Key Titan series organizes between 5 and 10 keys into a slim and secure block. It won't bounce...

Bandit Titanium Keychain Knife

$39.95 Quiet Carry »

This Bandit is so small your loose threads and frustration-filled packaging will never see it coming. The keychain-sized knife from Quiet Carry is just 1.8" long, with a 1.2" folding blade...

Sacuba Self-Cleaning Sunglasses

$79 Sacuba »

It's Sweat On / Sweat off with Sacuba's self-cleaning sunglasses. The Aussie eyewear company says they've created a world's first with their frames and lenses that require no cloth to clean up when sweat, dust, skin oil...

Optimus Prime Converting Power Bank

$49.99 Hasbro »

Straight outta HasCon: The Transformers Optimus Prime Converting Power Bank! Hasbro revealed their geek's wet dream of a charger in July, but hauled it out in person Autobot for the first time at their HasCon convention...

Mobilize Rescue System Smart First Aid Kits

$180 - $2,250 Mobilize Rescue Systems »

Mobilize Rescue System Smart First Aid Kits wisely address a common conundrum of "being prepared": those of us who are down to accumulate and stow away gear, provisions, and medical supplies for emergencies, but who maybe...

Wooden Cat Pile Stacking Game

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This desktop-sized Wooden Cat Pile game is the only way I'd let another 6 cats in my house. The only! Do you hear that, She-Ra: Princess of Power? And agreeing even to that much is very generous of me. I can already see...

Time: Man of the Year Mirror

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Are you a Lebowski achiever? This Time: Man of the Year Mirror is a Dude-approved addition to your bar, bedroom, or office wall. It will give you a little boost when you're down, and a little motivation before your big...

1HYDRO Series Filtration Bottle

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The LifeStraw started the tubular water filtration trend over 5 years ago, and here 1TAC adds its own twist...off cap and 650mL water bottle to the ranks. Rather than drinking straight from the 1HYDRO's filtration straw...

Nuvo Eco Ceramic Coffee Bean Roaster

$30.26 Amazon »

During heating you need swing the Nuvo Eco Ceramic Roaster constantly, drawing an imaginary number "8" or an elliptical orbit. And hold tight to its leather-covered handle. Like in the video above. For, like, two-and-a-half...