Charging Messenger Bags

$121 - $159 Amazon »

1 Voice bags provide a messenger service you don't have to worry about serving you divorce papers or subpoenas. A happy messenger service! A powerful, 10,000mAh messenger service...

EEEARS Reusable Ear Cleaner

Discontinued

It seems we're on an earwax offensive. EEEARS, a reusable cotton swab substitute for ear cleaning, joins the OtoSet automatic ear cleaning headset I saw earlier this month in the cache of tools forthcoming for wax elimination...

Litelok Flexible Bike Lock

$109.87 - $206.82 Litelok »

Flexible, lightweight, and inordinately strong, the Litelok could have been a gymnast, but decided to take the more practical professional route of becoming an anti-theft bodyguard for bicycles. The gold-rated bike lock...

Arcade Sofa

1991 brought Street Fighter II. 2017 brings the Street Fighter II Arcade Sofa. Relive your 90s glory playing the game...and then maybe get a different type of game on...on it...

Ostrich Pillow Light

$49 Amazon »

Order of Business the First: Get an Ostrich Pillow Light. Order of Business the Second: Steal that dude's blue plaid shirt and sweet ass mustache. Order of Business the Third: Crown self King of both Cool and Chill. Order...

Rodeo Boy Exercise Machine

The Rodeo Boy exercise machine adds some Japanese elegance, more mechanical bull aesthetics, and 6 speeds of body-rockin' power to the Rodeo Core fitness trainer we saw here a couple years ago. I'm not sure how effective...

Steel Self Defense Bracelet

Discontinued

Self defense or self-inflicted injury? Swingin' 'round this full steel bracelet like a chain whip without really knowing how to swing 'round a chain whip, it could really go either way...

Belgian Bowl Waffle Maker

$39.99 Amazon »

Seeing the Belgian Bowl Waffle Maker made me understand how dads feel when they see stuff like KEEN UNEEK sandals. I had to go change my shorts. Do you know what this life-altering machine makes? Not a waffle cone bowl...

The Skull Ultra Loud Alarm Clock with Bed Shaker

Discontinued

Your alarm clock with the soft hands and sweet voice telling you she made extra fluffy flapjacks for your first day of school? Ha! Mama's gone, dorm kids! This semester you wake up with THE SKULL! A "sweet" 113-decibel...

Ventura Reclining Stadium Seat

$50 - $59.95 Amazon »

I don't know how the people behind you are gonna feel about the reclining part of Ventura's Stadium Seats, but if the chair's thousand+ reviews are to be believed, you'll sure love it...

Pavlok - Habit-Breaking Shocking Wristband

$199.99 - $204.97 Amazon »

Pavlok seems to think if it's good enough for training the dog, it's good enough for training you. And most people who were spanked as kids or repeatedly got hit in the face playing dodgeball would probably agree that...

Wood Burning Chiminea Outdoor Fire Pit

Sold Out Amazon »

Having a chiminea in the backyard sounds so fancy. Like buying a cravat at Barney's or Tarjay. Lucky for the less fancy of us out there, this particular chiminea is made by a decidedly un-fancy-sounding company called...

Kilner Butter Churn

$43.51 Amazon »

Churn, baby, churn - Butter Inferno! - Churn, baby, churn - Churn that mother around! Ahhh, Kilner's manual butter churn sure does bring back memories of my childhood. Not that I used to churn butter by hand as a kid...

LED Stickman Costumes

$69.99 - $98 Glowy Zoey »

Why wear a reflective vest when you can turn yourself into a giant glowing human stickman before heading out at night? Sure, they call this YouTube phenomenon made popular by Little "Glowy" Zoey a costume, but I don't...

Game of Thrones 3D Masks & Wall Mounts

$15.11 - $19.81 Amazon »

Want to mount a White Walker trophy head to your wall? All you gotta do is kill one...and figure out how to keep it from shattering into a billion shards of ice when you do. OR! You could grab one of Wintercroft's White...

NEGG Boiled Egg Peeler

$16.95 Amazon »

So far my favorite part about the NEGG boiled egg peeler is 18 seconds into the demo video. That's when a patient-looking grandma hand gets frustrated with her old-fashioned egg-peeling efforts and squashes the whole...

Xtend & Climb Telescoping Ladder

$307.68 Amazon »

Home maintenance. It's an upward climb. Got a good ladder for the ascent? Reviewers love Xtend & Climb's residential Telescoping Ladder. The aluminum climber extends incrementally by the foot to a max height of 12.5'...

mPosition Mobile Workstation

Discontinued

Would making spreadsheets, dialing in to meetings, and replying to 979 emails per day be less excruciating if you could do it from a desk chair that could double as the pilot's seat on Musk's first spaceship to Mars?...

Star Wars Return of the Jedi Wall Clock

Sold Out Amazon »

The only thing missing from this Return of the Jedi wall clock is an R2-D2 head that pops out on the hour to go, Bee-boo-boop-coo-koo! Otherwise, it's all there. Electroluminescent lightsabers and LED glow from within:...

Wolverine Pack Self-Healing Utility Bag

$59 - $75 Slughaus »

If you're thinking, "What the Thoros of Myr is a self-healing utility bag?" like I was when I first saw the Wolverine Pack, check out this GIF of a dude stabbing the bag with a spike and then rubbing the puncture right...

Speakeasy Briefs & Flask

Sold Out Amazon »

Is that a hard metal canister in your pants, or are you just...um...a cyborg? This tag team of Speakeasy Briefs and branded flask comes to your crotchal region in the names of comfort, durability, covert liquor consumption...

Aura Glass - Spill Resistant Aerating Glassware

$59.95 Aura Glass »

Since most of us spin and swish our glasses of wine and whiskey to aerate them anyway, Aura Glass has come up with a (mighty fine looking, I must say) way to do it without sloshing the wine and whiskey all over the table...

Grammar: Know Your Sh*t or Know You're Sh*t

$16.89 Amazon »

Its not like anyone care about the rules of grammar no more, so Grammar: Know Your Shit or Know You're Shit is really just a weak attempt to belittle and bully today's generation into going back a hundred years to learn...

Nintendo Lighters

Discontinued

Are you going to fire up the NES or ignite the Game Boy tonight? These Nintendo-themed lighters have all your old school flame-flicking needs covered. I wonder if they also come with a means of converting flame to fireball...