Chapo Table Lamp

Discontinued

Cat, hat. In French chat, chapeau. In Spanish el gato in a sombrero. Sorry, I can't even think the word chapeau without that rhyme running through my head. Save the cat, add a twist of homonym and we have Philippe Starck's...

The Forktula

$6 Forktula »

Forktula, where were you last week when I got the stink-eye for licking mushroom sauce off my plate at a Chicago steak house? (I couldn't not do it! That sauce was deee-licious. And expensive. Leaving it would have wasted...

DroneGun Tactical - Portable Drone Countermeasure

Are you sick of real estate agents getting aerial footage of new listings in your area? Drone Shield has you covered. Finally a safe way to bring down those quadcopters from the sky without having to fire a single shot...

LEGO The Joker Manor

$269.99 LEGO »

Wayne Manor has been "jokerized" and "LEGO-ized" in this 3,435-piece Joker Manor set. New for January 2018, LEGO has added Disco Batman, Disco The Joker, Disco Batgirl, and Disco Robin minifigures to the set, joining...

30" Telescoping Magnetic Pick-Up Tool

$8.25 Amazon »

Two points of note about this 30" Telescoping Magnetic Pick-Up Tool: 1) It has a 15-pound pull capacity, which means it can attract and retrieve some heavy-ass clamps you maybe dropped behind the even heavier-ass tool...

SlideBelts Survival Belt

$150 Slidebelts »

SlideBelts' Survival Belt elevates more than just your outdoor adventure pants. The rugged, infinitely adjustable strap culminates in a multi-tool Survival Buckle, made of glass-filled nylon, and filled with an integrated...

Charterstone - A Village-Building Legacy Game

$80 Amazon »

Board Games are experiencing a reemergence in popularity in spite of society's shift towards a more automated world. Charterstone, a late 2017 entry into the board game fray, is described as a competitive legacy game...

NodPod Weighted Sleep Therapy Mask

Discontinued

The NodPod, a weighted sleep therapy mask, touts benefits similar to the Magic Weighted Blanket, but over the smaller, confined areas of your head and neck. (And with a blackout effect that won't also suffocate you like...

Japanese Kiridashi Pocket Knife

$115 Etsy »

Marc Liss hand makes his Japanese kiridashi pocket knives, or dashis, from recycled files. He says, amongst knife makers, files are considered to be forged from some of the best steel there is, often 1095 or W1. So in...

South Park Charted

In case you forgot, South Park Charted is here to help you 'member. 'Member what? All twenty seasons of the show's most memorable characters and references, including the citizens of South Park, "The Many Guises of Cartman"...

Cookbooks for men include cookbooks for men who like to cook, and those for men who despise it. Cookbooks filled with recipes for giant, indulgent, borderline disgusting dishes, and cookbooks that reel it in and take more of a male health and clean eating angle. Most contain stories, anecdotes, and...

Carry On Cocktail Kits

Sold Out Amazon »

Something about getting on a plane makes me crave an overpriced cocktail. Particularly a Bloody Mary. I don't know if it starts with the ridiculous pre-line that forms to get into line to get on the plane at the gate...

TAMO Charge-N-Glow MFi-Certified Lightning Cable

Sold Out Amazon »

Does your iPhone, like Gloria Gaynor, love the nightlife? Does it got to boogie on the disco 'round? Oh. Yea. The maybe it would like one of TAMO's Charge-N-Glow MFi-certified lightning cables to match its funky, get-down...

YETI Rambler 14 oz Mug

Sold Out Amazon »

YETI admits it: "The YETI Rambler 14 oz Mug is the...most over-engineered camp mug out there." At least as over-engineered as the beard of the dude drinking from one of the mugs in the image gallery above. OK, fine, YETI...

GoVision HD Video Camera Sunglasses

$129.99 GoVision »

When you conquer ski jumps and skeleton runs like a Winter Olympian GoVision's Pro S full HD video camera sunglasses will record the perspective footage to prove it, hands-free, and with a single touch...

Zenergy Ball Chair

$118.91 - $157.35 Amazon »

Who wants to pop a squat on a Minion? The Zenergy Ball Chair attempts to maintain the supposed posture, balance, and core strength benefits of sitting on an exercise ball, while adding wheels and a mesh slipcover that...

Air Jordan 10 Retro Shoes

$190 Nike »

The Air Jordan 10s or Xs (thanks Apple for creating a roman numeral awareness or lack thereof) were designed while MJ was away from the game, following his dream to become a baseball hitter and break the Mendoza line...

Orvis Nordic Pocket Saw

Discontinued

Though I wouldn't be surprised if Orvis Nordic Pocket Saw were the name of the next film in the Saw movie series, for once I am happy to say that this saw is just another survival tool. Flexible and lightweight, Orvis'...

Rapid Whale Mini Boat

$950 Rapid Whale »

Here's a whale of a tale waiting to happen. Assemble Josh Tulberg's Rapid Whale Mini Boat kit, and the "It was a dark and stormy night"s will surely start pouring in. Imagine the adventures you'll have on the high seas...

nuyu 75th Anniversary Wonder Woman Collection

$28 - $215 nuyu »

nuyu launched its spirited clothing line as university-branded apparel designed specifically for the college woman. But when Wonder Woman hit her 75th birthday in 2017 they decided a collection celebrating the anniversary...

New homeowners, and especially first time homeowners, congratulations. It's been an exciting and terrifying journey through real estate agents, mortgage lenders, offers, escrow, and inspections, hasn't it? But now that you've closed and set a move-in date, the hard part's over, right? Well...

Flagrant Beard HAVOC Neck Knife

Sold Out Amazon »

I am not a weekend warrior. More a weekend coucher. But, if I were, this seems like the neck knife that I would want on my person. The Flagrant Beard HAVOC stems from an essential necessity of law enforcement and military...

ORORO Soft Shell Heated Jacket

$169.99 Amazon »

Of their soft shell heated jacket ORORO says, "This is not your grandma's heated blanket." Phew, that's a relief. Because my mama has already made me some pillows out of my grandma's old blankets, and while they're nice...

Backstabber Occasional Chair

$2,100 Haunt »

Backstabbers of the world, Haunt fantasy furniture made a Valentine's Day gift just for you! To those would would like to give a Backstabber Chair to their most deserving ex (lover, friend, family member - take your pick)...