Hot Octopuss ATOM C-Ring
Ah, bummer. The Hot Octopuss ATOM Cock Ring is only 1.1" wide. Even at maximal silicone stretch, I don't think it would fit me. Guess I'll have to live without "some of the market's most powerful motors" and an ergonomic...
The Dude Abiding Kit
Dudes who want to show off the Dude Abiding on their desktop must abide themselves by assembling the Dude Abiding garage kit...
TRAK - Titanium Runner's Anywhere Knife
TRAK's roots are as a utility knife for commercial divers, and its name suggests the mini blade has been redesigned for runners. But TRAK's makers say the ultra-lightweight titanium anywhere knife will be a welcome piece...
Tame the Beast Nutt Butter Lotion
Tame the Beast's Nutt Butter isn't for no spreadin' on sammiches! ... Unless you're making a MAN SAMMICH! Nutt Butter is a multipurpose lotion whose primary purpose is to spruce up your nuts. It's a salve for your sack...
Citroen Type H WildCamp Camper Van
Van life is about to get a little more...Brady Bunch? Citroen plans to debut its Type H WildCamp camper van at the 2018 Caravan Salon in Dusseldorf, and rather than design a vehicle body to match its 21st-century tech...
BedJet 3 Enhanced Climate Control System
BedJet has been very good to Dude readers over the years. Not just in cooling them off and heating them up with their under-the-sheets climate comfort system, but also in giving away a BedJet V2 system to a lucky Dude...
Nebula Capsule Pocket Cinema
The Nebula Capsule mini projector is Anker's attempt at a mobile accessory of the pocket cinema rather than the charging persuasion. Running Android 7.1 the Capsule is able to play content from popular video streaming...
Sterling Silver Full Finger Ring
The Silver Digit. Excellent. I am one sterling full finger ring away from a new alter ego. I'll look like a cross between the Phantom of the Opera and Dr. Claw from Inspector Gadget. But use my powers only for good, of...
Altgalley Hover Chopsticks
Chopstick holders, you're going down! Altgalley's Hover Chopsticks have an angled design that eliminates the need for a second prop to keep your spit-coated chopstick tips from touching the germ-coated table. And that's...
Dragon Door Knocker
An original design forged by blacksmith Claude Nazair of Naz Forge, this dragon door knocker is a formidable piece of iron. The dragon stands between 18" and 20" tall from (somewhat adorable) head to curlicued devil's...
Turing HubblePhone 5G Multi-Screen Smartphone
Don't worry, you have until 2020 to raise the nearly $3 grand you'll need to buy Turing's HubblePhone, a mobile device that takes a step back with its clamshell frame, and then about 20 steps forward with its multi-screen...
Well, you probably give a little more than zero Fs if you're going to the trouble of flipping a coin to make the decision. But if your wife asks you whether you'd prefer new cloth napkins in sage green or seafoam green, haul out one of these Zero Fs Given decision maker coins to help make the call...
NFL Hover Helmets
NFL team pride shines - and free-floats, and spins! - with these NFL Hover Helmets. The 1/2 scale replica pro football collectibles have magnets in their upper and lower bases to create the electromagnetic force needed...
From small and simple portable music players made with athletes and workouts in mind, to mildly evolved MP3 players suited to those who still thumb their noses at smartphones, to the audiophile ear candy that are high-end digital audio players, devices that do nothing but pump out your jams aren't...
Rowdy Prebiotic Energy Bars
If growing an army of good gut bacteria and eating probiotic foods is the new health fad, then feeding your gut bacteria prebiotic foods that will help make them strong and equipped to protect you isn't far behind. Rowdy...
Pinch Hold Rock Climber's Mug
I've seen a mug for rock climbers before - a very good one in the Cliff Hanger Mug - but this Pinch Hold Mug, damn. In some ways it's a finger grip and strength challenge even more dangerous than scaling the side of a...
MAG-LEV Audio ML1 Levitating Turntable
MAG-LEV Audio's ML1 levitating turntable gives vinyl enthusiasts a reason to keep their eyes open even as they get lost in their old Sex Pistols albums or throw on a Bob Marley record to chill with a fat joint on the...
FitAir Portable & Wearable Air Purifier
I don't know about clipping a FitAir air purifier to my arm like a fitness tracker or music player. It just looks a little...helicopter-mom-aggressive to me. But I would one hundred percent take the portable personal...
PenSimple Direct Herb Grinder
Like its PenSimple predecessor, the PenSimple Direct cannot put ink to paper. But this fat black Crayola-lookin' grinder can store your herbs in its 1" barrel, and dispense rounds of definitely-not-for-coloring-books...
X9R Marauder 25,000 Lumen Flashlight
When you're camping and need to take a whiz in the middle of the night, why use some weak ass lantern or stick flashlight to shine a hazy path in front of you when you can use an X9R Marauder 25,000 lumen flashlight to...
Fire Escape Shelf
The fire escape was such an icon (and often a trope) in the TV shows and movies of my youth. Long before then too. But they don't put them on new buildings anymore, and for other security reasons a lot of the buildings...
Steelmade Home Range Flat Top Grill
Restaurant-ify your home kitchen range with Steelmade's Flat Top Grill. The stovetop accessory fits over your existing burners and uses their heat to create a single 27" x 20" cooking surface you can use to pan fry, grill...
1,000-Pound Pull Force Fishing Magnet
If you're goin' fishin' for some rebar, best not forget your 1,000-pound pull force fishing magnet! Yes, that's right. One. Thousand. Pounds. Of pure neodymium attraction. Best also not forget and slip this thing in your...
Conker Living Pods
At $27,000, a Conker living pod isn't very realistic for most of us to buy as a backyard escape. Maybe an office, if the alternative is putting an addition on your house, but even then...I can always work at the Starbucks...