KettleBaby - Turn Your Kid into a Fitness Tool
KettleBaby has determined you don't need to spend a wad on web-connected bikes and treadmills, on-demand workout subscriptions, or VR trainers built into your mirror to get a stellar home workout. You just need to have...
Reapr 44" Survival Spear
Forty-four inches capped off with an 8-inch 2Cr13 stainless steel precision cast head - maybe we should fear this Reapr. Or rather, anything getting in the way while we're wielding the Survival Spear should...
Bose Frames Audio Sunglasses
Bose Frames don't go for bone conduction to give you sound in your sunglasses like Zungle's V2 Viper headphone sunglasses. They bring audio to eye protection in a more Bose-y way: through itty-bitty high-end speakers...
The Great Grey Shark Chair
The Great Grey Shark Chair, now that's what I'd call a fantastic beast. As for where to find them, well, it's going to be much easier than tracking down a niffler or a bowtruckle. Just head over to the Reroom UK shop...
VA:APEN - Locked & Loaded Leather Briefcase
Check out the Brady Bunch of EDC gear and tech the VA:APEN briefcase can lock and load inside its hardshell leather exterior. The bag, simple black, yet still bold in design, comes will all the standard storage prerequisites...
Alien Abduction UFO Earring
Sofia Ajram calls this the "Tender Abduction UFO Earring." As in, some poor soul is getting abducted by an alien UFO that landed in your earlobe, but the delicate little ship is going to do it tenderly...
The intent of Facebook's 10-Year Challenge might be to compare the you of 2009 with the you of 2019 - or, more insidiously, to help the company train their facial recognition technology - but the intent of my 10-Year Challenge for products is a little different...
Giveaway: Alpine Division FW18 Navy Collection
Alpine Division FW18 Navy Collection Giveaway Winner: Congratulations to Zach V. of Dubuque, IA, winner of the Alpine Division FW18 Navy Collection. Thanks to all entrants, and be sure to check the Dude homepage or Dude...
The Headache Hat
Ah, the Headache Hat. Here to ease the effects of my Saturday night, and block out the world from my Sunday morning. The self-described "ice halo" consists of 24 individually wrapped water cubes you ice out in the freezer...
MasonBrite LED Magnifying Mason Jar Lid
The MasonBrite lid is an airtight mason jar cover embedded with a trio of touch-activated LEDs and two magnifying glasses offering up 3X and 5X zoom-ins. It fits over any standard 86mm wide mouth mason jar. Why? Well...
Air Compression Wearable Leg Massagers
Skinny jeans, dress shoes, and toddlers with separation anxiety don't squeeze your calves and feet enough? Check out these wearable air compression leg massagers. They look like a pair of walking boots the doctor would...
Aculief Wearable Headache & Tension Relief Clip
I ordered one of these Aculief headache and tension relief clips for myself last year, and while it isn't a miracle cure, it has its benefits. The wearable painkiller has indeed killed - or at least tamed - my tension...
Wilde Chicken Protein Chips
Chicken + buffalo + thin & crisp chip = Wilde! Made of chicken, flavored like buffalo (or barbecue, jalapeno, or salt & vinegar) and sliced and cooked into wavy, wafer-like rounds, Wilde Chicken Protein Chips are protein-packed...
Legrand Radiant Qi Wireless Wall Outlet Charger
Legrand's Radiant wall outlet is a Qi wireless phone charger that kinda reminds of a quote I once heard: One small small step for man, one giant leap for man's efforts to clear his house of clutter and free up countertop...
Oiladdin - Aladdin Lamp Oil Pourer & Stopper
I wish...I wish...oh I wish I had some dry aged beef carpaccio topped with shaved Parmesan and arugula, and drizzled with some cold pressed extra virgin olive oil from Tuscany. Gasp! Thank you, Oiladdin!...
Nike Air Max 1 Golf "Grass" Sneakers
Nike is a little early for April Fool's Day, but I guess they wanted to get the Air Max 1 Golf "Grass" word out soon into the 2019 PGA Tour, and build some hype for the sneakers. Which, as far as I can tell, are real...
Tanita Handheld Body Smell Checker
I need a Tanita Handheld Body Smell Checker...for other people. So that I can present some hard data when I approach them to propose they start wearing deodorant. Or shower every once in a while - after staying up all...
Alias Privacy Control "Parasite" for Smart Speakers
I never thought I'd get so hyped about the possibility of building my own parasite. But when the thinking-putty-looking glommer is a Project Alias parasitic fungus, a parasitic fungus built to cap off your Amazon Echo...
Flyby Fuel - Hydration & Hangover Electrolyte Solution
Flyby adds some Fuel to its rough-night-recovery efforts with a 100% natural electrolyte concentrate that delivers rapid hydration to the cells of ye with hangovers, plus the health-conscious who are more disciplined...
Thumbcuff Keychains
OK, this keychain has more like mini handcuffs than true thumbcuffs dangling from it. But as handcuffs they'll only lock over, say, the 2 front legs of a Shih Tzu on the run from ripping off the canine CBD store. And...
Apple AirPod Case Tic Tac Decals
While opening an Apple AirPod case covered in parodied Tic Tac decals might create some initial disappointment for the mints' fanatics - sike! No Tic Tacs here! - after you get used to their absence you'll probably grow...
Tenga Easy Beat Eggs - Men's Portable Pleasure Devices
You know what they say: if you can't beat the egg, let the egg beat you. At least that's what I'd guess they say around the Tenga Easy Beat Egg production line. From the same Tenga that brought you the Flip Hole male...
Phillipi Mesh Bowl
A lightweight heavyweight is what Phillipi calls their 10" mesh bowl. If you like the black steel net aesthetic, it's an obvious choice for a modern kitchen's fruit bowl, and perhaps less obvious, but equally sound choice...
Fresh Pawz - Official Streetwear Brand for Dogs
Fresh Pawz doesn't just call itself the official streetwear brand for dogs, they've trademarked the term. Because if you're going to call yourself street, you better do it legit...