24 Pounds of Cheese Wedding Cake

Posted: February 12, 2019
24 Pounds of Cheese Wedding Cake
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Blushing brides, dashing grooms, say cheese! Redefining the meanings of both cheesecake and wedding cake is haute gourmet artisan bakery...Costco. The warehouse club's Sid Wainer & Son Cheese Lover wedding cake stacks a formidable 24 pounds of cheese into 5 fatty-dairy-licious tiers, enough to stuff 105 to 150 people full of Red Leicester and Danish Blue.

The veil of titillating grandness enshrouding a 24-pound wedding cake made entirely of cheese mostly drops - and sounds a lot more like Costco's style - when you read on to find the cake's "tiers" are just 5 individual wheels of cheese, sized for stacking. They even arrive shrink-wrapped and packed in a crate full of paper shreds, so you have to assemble the cheese cake and add the party decorations, not included, yourself. Costco recommends "flowers, ribbons, or edible garnishes tailored to your own color scheme."

In addition to the 8-pound bottom tier of Red Leicester and 7-pound second tier of Danish Blue, cheese include a 5-pound wheel of Murcia al Vino (drunken goat cheese), 3 pounds of Tuscan Sheep's Cheese, and 17 ounces of Brillat Savarin Triple Cream Brie.

It's your wedding day! Say cheese!

And also F you to your lactose-intolerant future mother-in-law.

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