Animal Body Pillows

$21.53 - $135.99 Amazon »

Who's gonna rock you when the sun won't let you sleep? It ain't me, and I'm pretty sure it ain't Selena Gomez. But it could be a Nemu Nemu Animal Body Pillow, a series of oversized, adorable, and often smoosh-faced furry...

Ripsaw M5 Robotic Combat Vehicle

Sorry to all the Veruca Salts out there, but you can't have a Ripsaw M5 Robotic Combat Vehicle or an Oompa Loompa. Willy Wonka and the US Military say no...

Campfire Defender Pop-Up Fire Pit

$124 Amazon »

Normally I'd guess the term "pop-up fire" is a bit of new lingo, the kids' trendy way of referring to a 911 emergency. But Campfire Defender's version is a Pop-Up Fire Pit, and it's not about burning things down, but...

Skin-On Interfaces - Realistic Skin for Your Devices

With his Skin-On Interfaces project, HCI researcher and interaction designer Marc Teyssier is trying to improve humans' experience interacting with our devices. He points out that we use skin as an "interface" when we...

da Vinci's Dodecahedron

$39 AltDynamic »

Dodec out your desktop* with a 21st century take on Leonardo da Vinci's 15th century Dodecahedron. You don't have to be into RPG to appreciate this 12-sided geometric shape, especially once you hear the story of its origins...

Skull & Bones Fire Pit & Fireplace Logs

Discontinued

Halloween spirit for your fire pit and fireplace strikes again. These most excellent Skull & Bones fire pit and fireplace logs are my 2019 choice for flaming fun at your parties and throughout the spooky season...

Mighty Bright Page Magnifier

$24.95 Amazon »

Too proud to wear reading glasses? Or no, no, I know. It's not that you need readers, it's just that they made the print in this damn magazine / book / newspaper / crossword puzzle too small. No normal-sighted person...

Fatboy Perfect Putty

$21 Fatboy »

Texture, volume, style. Hair. Envy. This one's for the...dudes?! Fatboy Perfect Putty isn't your girlfriend's, or your wife's, or your mama's hair product. I mean, they can use it if they want, but this texturizing cream...

24 Days of Sex & Seduction Advent Calendar

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Advent calendars are making a play for the top Christmas trend of 2019. I've never seen so many available in the US. And I've definitely never seen a 24 Days of Sex & Seduction Advent Calendar in the US, or anywhere else...

Beetle Playing the Banjo Taxidermy

$90 Etsy »

Beetlebanjuice, Beetlebanjuice, Beetlebanjuice! ... Dang, it didn't work. Kevin Clarke's stellar Beetle Playing the Banjo Taxidermy art did not appear before me, ready to make a deal...

Derucap Collapsible Disaster Helmet

Duck and cover? Nah, more like Safety Dance ready. The Derucap disaster helmet pops and protects exposed heads from some of the treacherous by-products of earthquakes and other unexpected emergencies, including the impact...

E10: What Is This Thing?

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Welcome to Edition 10 of What Is This Thing?, a photographic feature of a product whose purpose isn't obvious at first glance. I'll include some hints below to help you dig in with your mental floss and figure out the...

Kitchen SinkShroom Clog-Free Sink Strainer

$10.41 Amazon »

The Shrooms are spreading. This family of sink and tub drain strainers has a stainless steel model for kitchens able to catch, not everything and the kitchen sink, but everything in the kitchen sink...

Hot Head Candles

No one can say these famous (and infamous) politicians and world leaders (plus Albert Einstein) aren't hot heads when they have Hot Head Candle wicks sticking out of their heads...

Don't Be a C*ck Sucker Coffee Mug

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Coffee mugs with inspirational messages - my favorite! Coffee mugs with inspirational messages delivered as a clever and colorful rebus - weeee! Best gift for the office ever. This one depicts a rooster with a lollipop...

Encompass 20-Second Half-Mouth Electric Toothbrush

$99 - $109 indiegogo »

Come on, Encompass, have we really gotten to the point that two minutes of toothbrushing is too long? Now we need to cut out 100 of the 120 seconds we're meant to spare on cavity prevention and proper oral hygiene a couple...

Patagonia Nano Puff Earflap Cap

$59 Patagonia »

With their Nano Puff Earflap Cap Patagonia appears to have finally cracked the code of how to combine the best parts of a puffy coat with the best parts of Cousin Eddie from Christmas Vacation. Available in black, navy...

Electric Lip Plumper

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It's not so much that I doubt this electric lip plumper will work as it is I doubt it will feel very good during or after use. Certainly not as good as the other kind of "electric lip plumper," if you know what I mean...

Unicorn Skeleton

$88.54 Amazon »

Welcome to the Magical Fairyland...of Death! Add a Unicorn Skeleton to your Halloween decor this year and show all the trick-or-treaters how unicorns were once real, even up until a few years ago, but now they're all...

Banksy Gross Domestic Product Store

In true subversive and irreverent Banksy style, the English artist has opened Gross Domestic Product, an online store where adoring fans can, not purchase, but apply to purchase some of the pieces he displayed in a south...

Buddy the Elf Wreath

$75 Etsy »

It's just nice to meet another human who shares my affinity for Elf culture. This Buddy the Elf Wreath might be the one piece of Christmas decor I've seen before Halloween that doesn't make me want to scream just like...

BUNDL Electric-Heated Sleeping Bag

$299 - $450 BUNDL »

BUNDL up for the winter, especially if your winter plans include camping in the bitter cold. Or just spending the night outside in a sleeping bag because your wife locked you out for pulling the Toilet Goblin prank again...

Glass Skull Beverage Dispenser

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Get into the Halloween spirit by serving your Halloween spirits straight from this...Halloween spirit...

Fireflies LED Playing Cards

$59 - $69 Ellusionist »

The power to conduct a symphony for the eyes is in your hands with Fireflies. Fireflies are a set of 4 supercharged LED playing cards that burn blue or green as you twist, flip, and turn them, using tricks and flourishes...