Star Wars How Not to Get Eaten by Ewoks
Star Wars may never be able to teach us everything it knows, but with How Not to Get Eaten by Ewoks and Other Galactic Survival Skills it's at least going to help us navigate the galaxy's myriad dangers without ending...
Maxsoft Scalp Massager & Shampoo Brush
If scalp massages tickle your pickle, get ready to enjoy some serious tickling of your pickle with Maxsoft's scalp massager & shampoo brush. In the shower no less! My second favorite place to tickle my pickle next to...
It's not just a Dirty Santa gift exchange or a White Elephant party this year, it's a Dirty Dirty Santa gift exchange or a Black White Elephant party. And if it's not, grab one of these questionable, sexual, offensive and / or poo-tiful presents as your contribution and make it so...
Lair: Radical Homes and Hideouts of Movie Villains
Lair poses a most pensive question: "Why do bad guys live in good houses?" Then, over the next 290 pages of its exploration of the Radical Homes and Hideouts of Movie Villains, the book makes no attempt to answer it...
Formula 1 Slot Car Racetrack
Formula 1 die hards might be the only ones willing to bid on this 1:32 scale Formula 1 Slot Car Racetrack up for auction, but anyone who's a fan of the sport - or of replicas, or of cool shit in general - can appreciate...
Deck the halls...and the living room. Also, the kitchen gets its own Christmas tree and every window sill a candle flickering bright (via 2 x AA batteries, of course.) Poinsettias and holly-trimmed linen replace the succulents and boring beige cotton on the tabletops, and even the dish towels and...
Wagner HT400 Heat Gun
Not that you don't have enough blowers of hot air in your life, but if you'll give the Wagner HT400 Heat Gun just a moment of consideration, it might prove to be the one whose searing breath can actually do you a service...
Muscle Suit Every - Exoskeleton for Heavy Lifting
The Muscle Suit Every is gonna be that forever positive and optimistic friend who's always telling you to lighten up, dude! I mean, the couch only weighs 450 pounds, and it's only the 3rd time your wife has asked you...
Ranch Dressing Ugly Christmas Sweater
Once upon a time, Hidden deep in the Valley of ugly Christmas sweaters, there lived a bottle of Ranch Dressing. So sad was the Ranch that while the likes of Santa and the Elves, Frosty and Rudolph, and even Bill & Ted...
Gil Hibben Hurricane Pocket Knife
Here I am! Rock me like a Hibben Hurricane! The Hurricane Pocket Knife series from master bladesmith Gil Hibben arrives just in time to meet both your EDCarry and EDChristmas needs as an attractive, functional, and affordable...
ZipStitch - ER Quality Wound Closure from Anywhere
From ZipStitch: Now is a great time to try this must-have device for your first aid kits. Dude readers can get up to 50% off ZipStitch when you use the promo code DUDE30 at Zipstitch.us. (Get 30% off with code + a 20%...
HoHoHoH2O Automatic Christmas Tree Watering System
Ho, ho, ho meets some hose, hose, hose, and a coupla gallons of H2O, O, O. Disguising itself as a wrapped gift, the HoHoHoH2O Automatic Christmas Tree Watering System provides an inconspicuous and low-maintenance way...
Java Log - Recycled Coffee Grounds Fire Logs
Nothing beats the smell of fresh coffee brewing in the morning. Except, perhaps, recycled coffee grounds burning in the evening. Java Logs are eco-friendly fire logs made from recycled coffee grounds. The logs' green...
Sassy Celebs Holiday Gift Tags
Sassy Celebs Holiday Gift Tags enable those of you who can't gift your favorite (or least favorite) people Kim K., Kanye, the cast of Friends, Will Ferrell, Drake, et. al. in the flesh this holiday season to at least...
E14: What Is This Thing?
Welcome to Edition 14 of What Is This Thing?, a photographic feature of a funny-lookin' product shown out of context. With no supporting description, and no supplemental visuals of the product in action, your natural...
Dunkin' Peppermint Mocha Scented Wrappin' Paper
All I have to say is anyone wrapping my Christmas gift in Dunkin' Peppermint Mocha Scented Wrappin' Paper better also have a Dunkin' Peppermint Mocha waiting for me nearby. Talk about some bittersweet gift wrap! Sweet...
Oreo Mug Ultimate Dunking Gift Set
Milk & cookies for Santa served in an Ultimate Oreo Dunking Set? Uh...maybe he can have my sloppy seconds after I get my cookie-sloshin' game on...
Never Disconnect Divided Dinner Plate
Have you been looking for a dinner plate that will solve all your problems? Well. If all your problems are: 1) you hate it when different foods touch; and 2) you hate being away from your game / streaming service / social...
BRIK - Pocket Knife in a Concrete Block Gift Box
It's all smash 'n' score whether you're the recipient or the giver of a BRIK concrete block gift. With a BRIK, the packaging is half - maybe more - the fun, though those who take a BASH sledgehammer to their gift wrap...
How To Read Minds Kit
Liven up your party game by offering up a decidedly un-boring service to fellow guests: reading their minds. No, not "intuiting" they want another drink or need to use the bathroom. The How To Read Minds Kit from Ellusionist...
Fizzics DraftPour Beer Dispenser
Fizzics' latest model of their DraftPour streamlines the beer dispenser's design without falling flat on the home bar gadget's great gift: Micro-Foam technology that converts any canned or bottled beer's natural carbonation...
Kano Star Wars The Force Coding Kit
Does The Force live inside your young Jedis? With the Kano Star Wars The Force Coding Kit, you'll be able to test their dedication midi-chlorian count, or at least their attention span and skills for coding, as they build...
Navien Mate Water-Powered Bed Warmer
Navien Mate endeavors to keep you toasty and cozy this winter by way of water rather than EMF waves. The bed-warming mattress topper uses hydronic rather electrical technology to send and circulate heat safely through...
Dragon's Breath Jumbo Turbo Blue Flame Torch
Viserion, is that you? This dragon breathes blue fire, shooting at will (or at his Night King's command) to incinerate everything in its path...