Floating Cocktail Table
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You got a floating mattress for your body and a floating lounger for your dog, now all you need is a floating table for your drinks. The Kai Cocktail Table is made of fade-proof, mold- / mildew-resistant, and stain-resistant Sunbrella marine fabric that floats effortlessly at both the water's surface and your fingertips.
Kai's pillowy butler contains 4 built-in cup holders and a center ice or snack bucket. It measures 28" long x 28" wide x 8" deep, and comes in your choice of Pacific Blue or Aquamarine. Ooooh, sexy. If I throw in a few bucks extra, can I also get my cocktail table with a spell to transport me either to Maui or the middle of June?
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