Household

Tommy Tape Miracle Wrap - Self-Fusing Repair Tape

$36 Amazon »

Tommy Tape can you hear me? Can you see my leaky sink pipe? Tommy Tape can you help me? Can you Miracle Wrap it up tight? Tommy Tape Miracle Wrap is a self-fusing repair tape made of weatherproof silicone. Use it indoors...

Shatter-Resistant Chip & Dip Bowl

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It's a 2-tier basket of treasure! Classic Cuisine's chip & dip bowl is made of shatter-resistant hard plastic, with a 10" chip basin on the bottom, and a detachable dip reservoir perched on a transparent rainbow arcing...

1980s Slang Chart Poster

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While this 1980s Slang Chart poster gives me a happy jolt of nostalgia on a gray and sluggish morning, it also makes me feel elderly and moderately embarrassed. Not only do I know every single word the chart points out...

JH Williams 1390-Piece Mammoth Tool Set

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"Mammoth" is no exaggeration here. The JH Williams Mammoth Tool Set comes with, not 1,000, not 1,200, not even 1,300 issues of sockets, ratchets, screwdrivers, pliers & co. This box of tools is 1,390 strong, with pieces...

Hammered Copper Soaking Tub

$7,685 Amazon »

Would that I were in a financial bracket that allowed me to own a hand-hammered copper soaking tub made in the Japanese style. By the time I climbed that many rungs in the ladder o' success though, I think I'd need a...

DASH Mini Toaster Oven

$29.99 Amazon »

I think I have juuust enough room for a DASH Mini Toaster Oven on my desk at work. It's got a perfect 9" footprint on the outside so it's great for small spaces, and I'll bet it's bigger on the inside for cooking, like...

Football Stadium Snack Bowls

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Is it football season? Either one of them, American football or soccer? Yes to MLS, but no to NFL? But the NFL is about to have their draft? OK, then it sounds like something exciting is going on with both of these sports...

Over-the-Sink Dish Drying Rack

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This over-the-sink dish drying rack is a 2-tier space saver with a side of storage and organization. A real multi-tasker that does it all with poise and elegance. Sound like any maternal figure you might know? One who...

Charmin Forever Roll

$29.97 Charmin »

I know what they say about diamonds, but Charmin, a toilet paper roll that's forever? Why...why...yes! I do!...

Glowpear Urban Garden Self-Watering Planters

$79 - $149 Amazon »

Back yard and regular watering not required. The Glowpear Urban Garden Planters give those with limited green space, and limited time and patience for cultivating plant life, an option for bringing a range of fruits...

Shiatsu Massage Butterfly Chair

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I think Sharper Image's Shiatsu Massage Butterfly Chair is for all the college kids in dorms and tiny apartments. No money or space for proper furniture, no Mama around to give you nightly back rubs...

3D Fruit & Vegetable Comforters

$30 - $54 Amazon »

Banana comforter, lettuce quilt, potato blanket, cool. I'm down with the optical illusions imparted by most of this 3D fruit and vegetable bedding. But, uh, I think I'll pass on the papaya. Give that one to a horny teenager...

National Park Topographic Map Can Glasses

$26 Amazon »

Take a topographic tour of 4 of America's most famous national parks without leaving your couch, or your beer. Black Lantern's line of snazzy can glasses are each hand-printed with topo sections of either Yellowstone...

Taco Bell Burrito Wrap Blanket

$40 Taco Shop »

We've seen human burrito blankets before, but only of the more generic flour tortilla variety. Taco Bell has put their name on, and the wrap in, this burrito wrap blanket by designing it after their own burrito wrappers...

The Luminous Electronic Bargraph Nixie Tube Clock

$179 Etsy »

Sorry, make that The Luminous Electronic Bargraph Nixie Tube Clock, Timer, and Sound Level Meter. Nuvitron has built their repurposed Soviet-era Nixie tubes into a piece of retro-futuristic desktop art that can do it...

Aquaphoric Self-Watering Planter

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I bet I could still kill a plant inside an Aquaphoric Self-Watering Planter. A Fiber Soil planting medium and easy-to-read water gauge are no match for my black thumb (i.e., forgetfulness, laziness, and general ignorance.)...

Gravity Cooling Weighted Blanket

$259 Gravity »

Gravity Weighted Blankets were some of the first therapeutic sleep and anxiety comforters to gain national attention, and send weighted blankets into the mainstream, when they ran a Kickstarter campaign a couple of years...

Banana Hamster Hammock

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A banana hamster hammock?! Oh boy, between banana hammocks and hamsters up the butthole I almost don't even know where to start!...

Houndsbay Admiral Dresser Valet & Men's Jewelry Box

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If the Admiral is anything, the Admiral is organized. This Houndsbay dresser valet and jewelry box for men comes with enough pockets, slots, lids, and drawers to keep all your EDC contained and primed for grabbing on...

Studenglass Gravity Pipe

$599.95 Studenglass »

If nothing else, the Studenglass Gravity Pipe at least appears to have Seth Rogen's hack of approval. According to a video the actor posted on his Instagram account, hitting the bong produced a delightful 25-minute coughing...

Octopus Citrus Reamer

$14.95 Amazon »

Lemons and limes and oranges, beware the kraken! OTOTO's OCTO octopus citrus reamer further drives, drills, and burrows home the design studio's creativity when it comes to reimagining beloved plants, animals, and mythical...

Swatch MAXI Wall Clocks

$170 Swatch »

Swatch points out their MAXI wall clocks are the only Swatch timepieces you cannot wear on your wrist. And that, spanning 6'11" top-to-bottom, "they're even taller than you!" Uh, unless you're Tacko Fall. Or Yao Ming...

Firevase - Flower Vase with Built-in Fire Extinguisher

Think a scorned woman led to the invention of the Firevase fire extinguisher? You brought me flowers to make up for cheating on me?! [Picks up vase and heaves it towards man. Vase crashes against wall, contents splay...

Rivsalt Rock Salt & Grater Set

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Need a little salt on your brontosaurus steak? Continue the prehistoric gastronomic experience with some ancient Himalayan rock salt grated fresh from the rasp of the Rivsalt. Kikkerland's tableside (or over-the-pot)...