Clean Puppy Candle
I can say one thing for clean puppies: the ladies love them. Even more than they love Cool James, I'll bet*. So while this Clean Puppy Candle hails from a place called the Stinky Candle Company, the 4-ounce tin of freshly-bathed furball is one of the company's offbeat scents you'd actually want to sniff.
And if you're not into clean puppies (you bastard!) the Stinky Candle Company has Burrito, Wet Grass, and, more appropriately, Spawn of the Devil scented candles for you.
I even have a song for LL Clean Puppies: Mama said take you out! I'm gonna take you out!
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