Gear

Scribit Write & Erase Robot

$499 Scribit »

Great! Now robots are taking over kids' jobs of drawing on the walls! The Scribit is a writing robot - writing and erasing, actually - you can program to create interactive artwork or present information on your whiteboard...

STEAM CLIP Travel Multi-Tool

$12.88 Amazon »

The STEAM CLIP Travel Multi-Tool endeavors to bring an existing de-wrinkling hack to the button-up shirts and silk dresses of hotel dwellers. And, when you're not steaming your clothes, you can use the handy hook to cut...

Destruct Hard Drive Data Eraser

$29.99 Amazon »

Sometimes we clamor to get an external hard drive to protect our data, while other times we seek out a Destruct to erase it. Oh the dichotomies of life...

Off-Grid Knives Fat Boy Blackout Utility Knife

$39 Amazon »

With an AUS8 Fat Boy from Off-Grid Knives, you'll have a sexy companion to join you in full Blackout Mode this New Year's Eve...

Tablet-Sized Light Therapy Lamp

Discontinued

This tablet-sized light therapy lamp is here to turn your winter frown upside down. While many studies indicate extended screen time is harmful to our bodies and mind, this "screen" emits up to 12,000 lux of sunlight-simulating...

Somnox Sleep Robot - Stress Reliever & Sleep Aid

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The Somnox Sleep Robot is the grown ass man's and woman's teddy bear. The stress reliever and sleep aid is ergonomically designed as a cuddle-friendly peanut, but also does much more than bring comfort through its plush...

Texas Toothpick

$24.16 Amazon »

Texas Toothpick is a euphemism for this 2-pronged S-curve's true nature and intent. I almost selected it as the next edition of What Is This Thing? but decided its application isn't discrete or practical enough to make...

Levit8 Flat-Folding Portable Standing Desk

$23.95 - $34.95 Amazon »

The Levit8 is a portable standing desk that carries flat like folder, and then goes all geometric screensaver dance to twist out into an elevated work surface when you want to stand on two feet rather than sit on 2 cheeks...

Netgear Home WiFi Range Extender

$24.99 Amazon »

Netgear's EX3700 home WiFi range extender isn't the sexiest gift you could wrap up and put under the tree this year. But if your intended recipient has crappy, stunted WiFi, and up to 1,000 square feet of space in need...

Walkee Paws Waterproof Dog Leggings

$32.99 - $39.99 Amazon »

If I were a dog, and someone put a pair of Walkee Paws dog leggings on me, I would walkee my paws right back into my crate and shut the door. I'd rather forego my walk, my chance to pee on 78 different wonders of nature...

Terminator Cell Phone Stun Gun

$18.99 Amazon »

"I'll be ba-ZZZZZZT!" There's your Terminator. "New phone, who diZZZZZZT!" There's your cell phone. ZZZZZZT! them together and what do you get? The Terminator Cell Phone Stun Gun...

Muscle Suit Every - Exoskeleton for Heavy Lifting

The Muscle Suit Every is gonna be that forever positive and optimistic friend who's always telling you to lighten up, dude! I mean, the couch only weighs 450 pounds, and it's only the 3rd time your wife has asked you...

Gil Hibben Hurricane Pocket Knife

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Here I am! Rock me like a Hibben Hurricane! The Hurricane Pocket Knife series from master bladesmith Gil Hibben arrives just in time to meet both your EDCarry and EDChristmas needs as an attractive, functional, and affordable...

Oreo Mug Ultimate Dunking Gift Set

Discontinued

Milk & cookies for Santa served in an Ultimate Oreo Dunking Set? Uh...maybe he can have my sloppy seconds after I get my cookie-sloshin' game on...

BRIK - Pocket Knife in a Concrete Block Gift Box

$29.99 Brik »

It's all smash 'n' score whether you're the recipient or the giver of a BRIK concrete block gift. With a BRIK, the packaging is half - maybe more - the fun, though those who take a BASH sledgehammer to their gift wrap...

Dragon's Breath Jumbo Turbo Blue Flame Torch

$19.99 Amazon »

Viserion, is that you? This dragon breathes blue fire, shooting at will (or at his Night King's command) to incinerate everything in its path...

Skiary SK-3 Smartphone Dermatoscope

Discontinued

Find your own melanomas and get up close & personal with moles and the zit-popping experience using this Skiary SK-3 Smartphone Dermatoscope! It's like a microscope for the skin that also provides polarized and UV lighting...

Royal Brew Nitro Cold Brew Coffee Maker

$149.99 - $219.99 Amazon »

Nitro cold brew for under 4 bucks a pop, courtesy of the Royal Brew Nitro Cold Brew Coffee Maker. Unlike standard cold brew coffee makers (i.e., jars with steepers) Royal Brew adds nitrogen and a keg to the percolating...

The Polaroid Lab - Digital to Analog Photo Printer

$119.99 Amazon »

Now that you've scanned all of your old analog photographs and converted them to digital copies to free up some physical space in your house, The Polaroid Lab is here to help you...uh...turn them all back into hard copies...

Funnel Gag Beer Bong

$59.99 Etsy »

Who needs a gag gift? Yuk, yuk, yuk. Or rather, Glug, glug, glug if you're using the Funnel Gag Beer Bong correctly and like the Natty-Light-guzzling slave you are...

Road Rage Restrictor

What?! Road Rage Restrictor? Middle finger on lockdown? Well, more like Pointer, Ring Finger, and Pinky on lockup. But, but, why? One of the only redeeming qualities of driving today is being able to flip off other drivers...

Condor Tool & Knife Half Spin Thrower Knife Set

$85.91 Amazon »

One thing I like about the looks of Condor Tool & Knife's Half Spin Thrower Knife Set is the looks of the blades in the above photo. Used. Like they actually do what they say they do, and aren't some crap novelty purchase...

USB-Heated Mouse Pad Hand Warmer

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There's nothing worse than computing with cold hands! Except, perhaps, being unable to afford your home heating bill and feeling cold all over all winter long. Or being homeless and unsure whether you'll ever be able...

The Mighty Carver - Electric Chainsaw Carving Knife

$79.99 Amazon »

With the Mighty Carver, you can go from carving up the neighbors on Halloween to carving up the turkey on Thanksgiving without even taking a beat to swap tools! Really!...