What?! A snow-melting stair mat? But, but, why? Everyone knows the best part of piled-up Mother Nature dandruff is watching people wipe out trying to navigate through it! I do feel bad for the AARP-aged ones when they...

Easily make medicinal butter, oils, tinctures, lotions, and sauces. Hear that? MagicalButter is so named for its power to convert healing herbs into healing herb culinary creations. So start coughing and breaking into...

For both everyday carry and emergency day carry, Tekto calls their F1 Alpha Knife "a hard, rugged, and tactical knife designed for the most challenging environments."...

It's a Survival Gear Advent Calendar for those who really want to survive the holidays this year. Meet government shutdowns, wacked-out weather, soaring grocery prices, and insufferable relatives head-on with...a 9-in-1...

When winter piles on the snow, this electric snow shovel...moves it around and piles it elsewhere. Just like a manual shovel, but presumably without making you break a sweat under your puffy coat, or throw your back out...

Rechargeable Heated Slippers may be a boring, uninspired idea for a holiday gift, but they're not a bad idea. Think of all the people with cold feet out there. And all the people who have moderately warm feet inside...

Some people believe that a blaring alarm shattering the silence of our slumber and tearing our eyes open in the still-blackness of a winter morning isn't so good for the body. Dreamegg, makers of the Sunrise 1 alarm clock...

Ain't no practical joke more practical than prank valve stem caps. The ridickulous penis tire valve stem caps will humiliate your friend Cornelius (more than driving a Dodge Neon beater already does) but still protect...

Granted, it makes for some good video footage when the kids hop on a sled and crash into a tree, but the aftermath is usually a lot better when they complete the run without incident. This steerable snow sled gives its...

This headlamp would be better if its LED light rotated 360-degrees and was brainwave-controlled. But I guess 60-degree vertical movement and manual manipulation are OK too, especially if you need a headlamp for more than...

It's a little smaller than your average bat'leth, but this ode to Klingon weaponry still serves its purpose as a 6-in-1 EDC multi-tool...

A "Please Leave by 9" party banner seems a lot more fun 'n' festive than my current method of getting people out of my house at a reasonable hour. Which is to set a Volume 8 Alexa timer to yell, "Get out of my house...

Here comes the Earwax Candle Kit just when you thought you couldn't find the perfect gift for your mom. I don't know about yours but I know my mama loves candles, and also hates waste, and based on the number of used...

Hey. Dude. Never before has there existed a more Dudeworthy shoe than the Hey Dude Wally Stretch Loafer. Piece by piece, I am going to break down this footwear, and tell you why...

The whole fam Nessie damily would like to take a swim in your kitchen brews and stews. Papa the colander spoon in your cooked pasta. Mama the ladle in your tomato soup and passion fruit punch. And Baby Nessie in your...

I wanna hold your hand...and play footsies...and be dressed to shoot hoops or compete in a track & field event at any moment, all from the knee down. Can anyone help me with that? Oh. Why, hello, Magnetic Holding Hands...

What do you do when a Geiger counter app on your phone just isn't enough? You get yourself the GQ GMC-800 Plus Radiation Detector. This handheld detector and dosimeter doesn't just dabble in radiation - it goes full detective...

Is Atari slowly transitioning from retro gaming into merch? The Atari Joystick Decanter Set suggests so. But don't expect this to be just another pop-culture knickknack collecting dust on your bar cart. Atari's latest...

Have you ever wondered what the drag coefficient of your dream (model) car that you cannot afford (even the model) sitting on your desk is? Me either. But! That doesn't mean we shouldn't strive to create a need where...

Does your wife make you fall asleep with the TV off and no sound on whatsoever because the bedroom isn't a place for the TV, making you want to divorce her? Fret not, comrade in the silent nights, for there is a new gadget...

Have you ever wanted to sit on an AirTag? Well, now you can with the Ekster Aluminum Cardholder - your ultimate pocket companion that's as slick as it is smart. This is not just any cardholder; it's a fortress in a sleek...

Welcome to the future draped around your neck - the Limitless AI Pendant. This sleek accessory is not just a fashion statement but your ticket to superhuman cognitive capabilities. It's like having a brainiac genie that...

The Atari 400 Mini is a nostalgic blast from the past, reinvented for modern times. It's a compact version of the iconic Atari 400, known for its role in the 8-bit computing era. This miniaturized device is not just about...