Last-minute gifts are for all the lasts in your life. The last people on your list, or the last people you realize you gotta buy a gift for. Your own tendency to leave all gift-buying to the 11th hour. Your last-ditch effort to find something special for the special people in your life who also have...

Aviator Goggle Beanie with Face Muffler

$14.99 Amazon »

This Aviator Goggle Beanie and its detachable face muffler are for those who want to stay warm and incognito this winter, but aren't quite ready to commit to the Alien Sleeping Bag. The beanies are made of knitted acrylic...

Wall-Mounted Labyrinth Game

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Looking for an a-maze-ing new piece of art for your wall or housewarming gift for a game enthusiast? This Wall-Mounted Labyrinth turns tabletop play on its...side, with a fully functional game board of bends and turns...

Tail Devil Skateboard Spark Plate

$19.99 Amazon »

The Tail Devil Skateboard Spark Plate comes to your wheels straight from Hell. No, really. It's embossed right into the red plastic of the plate itself: "Made in Hell." And it might not even be a joke. A tool that leaves...

Pelamatic Robito Almendra Electric Nut Cracker

$209.99 Amazon »

This is exactly what I need, Pelamatic. A Robito Almendra Electric Nut Cracker to pair with my She-Ra: Princess of Power and Mama Human Ball Busters. So when my sore, butt-hurt junk is recovering in my Testicuzzi, I'll...

Abducktion: A Weirdly Strategic Duck Kidnapping Game

$34.99 Amazon »

I feel like the name "Abducktion" definitely preceded the concept and rules of play for this Weirdly Strategic Duck Kidnapping Game. Some dude was under the influence of THC, or psilocybin, or Coors Light, and some other...

If you're tired of the monotony (and irony) of filling your Christmas socks with tube socks, ankle socks, and even more Christmas socks, then these nifty and different stocking stuffers will be right up your alley down your chimney...

Freewrite Traveler Ghost Transparent Digital Typewriter

$599 Freewrite »

Freewrite calls their special edition Traveler Ghost a "portable drafting device," but I think "typewriter" is a better word, because it's simpler, and doesn't detract from the real star of this clickety-click show: a...

Torch Ring Wearable LED Flashlight

$49.99 Amazon »

Hit 'em...no, make that don't hit 'em with a fist of light, because you'll be able to see exactly where you're going with a Torch Ring on your finger. This wearable LED flashlight was designed for nighttime (or, blech...

Gnome Planter

$24 Etsy »

Give the gift of hygge and home, awww and om with a heart-melting Gnome Planter from Angela Sommer of Creative Addition 24/7. I mean, even I, the dudeliest dude in all of Dudeville, wouldn't be able to resist tickling...

What's great about online shopping is that you no longer have to go outdoors yourself to buy gifts for others to go outdoors. And I don't have to go outdoors to find them for you...

Thirsty Goose Portable Men's Urinal

$49.90 Thirsty Goose »

It's Small Business Saturday! Support your local artisans, your Mom & Pop shops, your independent businesspeople just trying to keep their storefronts alive in the face of corporate death-dealing, your...Thirsty Goose...

I wouldn't call these gifts for $25 or less cheap gifts, both because I think their quality is pretty decent, and because, what the hey, inflation?! When did $25 become cheap? Oh, and - side rant - when did twenty-five-frikkin'-dollars become the price of: a 3-pack of socks; a 2-pound bag of cat...

Santa on a Lift Hanging Christmas Lights Decoration

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Wait, Santa needs a lift to help hang lights on the Christmas tree? I thought the elves were supposed to be the little ones. Did ol' SC get hit by Wayne Szalinski's ray gun machine at the 2023 North Pole Christmas Gift...

Barebones Miners Lantern

$74.99 Amazon »

The tagline for the Barebones Miners Lantern should be: "The perfect gift for Happy, Sleepy, Grumpy, Sneezy, and all your favorite dwarfs!" This little light is really, truly a very little light. As a braggin' point...

Gifts for Mom. Where do I even begin? I say that because, if you were here yesterday, you know this dude presented his qualifications as the GOAT for gift ideas for Dad, despite not being or having much interaction with dads himself. And today, today I am undertaking the even harder task of proving...

2023 Holiday Gift Guide: Dude-Approved Gifts for Dad

As someone who neither is a dad, nor spends a lot of time in the presence of dads, you might think the Dude isn't the best source of ideas for gifts for Dad. But you would be incorrect. Because if you know anything about...

These 17 restorative gifts are for the health and wellness enthusiasts on your list who juice, blend, cup, condition, detox, soak, plunge, and ommmmm their way through life. The ones who always suggest you try meditation and reiki, and add some dehydrated mushroom powder to your coffee, instead of...

Opal Tadpole Teenie-Tiny Latptop Camera

$175 Opal »

Opal says their new Tadpole is "the smallest webcam ever built." ... But it's only for your laptop. ... Which likely already came with a webcam. ... One already built into it that you don't have to carry around separately...

I wouldn't go so far to call myself a design enthusiast, but I do like me some cool shizit, and I think you will see that level of admiration reflected in this 2023 holiday roundup of standout gifts to wow design enthusiasts. By which I mean, it's possible works such as the Shargeek see-through portable...

Snoop on the Stoop Christmas Elf Doll

$61.96 Amazon »

I 100% approve of the Snoop on the Stoop Christmas Elf Doll. What I'd be even more enthusiastic about, though, is if there were also a Martha on the Heartha...Hanukkah, since Ms. Stewart is Jewish...Elf Doll to go with...

These 16 unconventional gifts are so described because they're unique. Standout. Awesome. They're gifts no one else will get them because no one else is as insightful, cool, and exhaustive in their searching as you are...

The Reverse Coloring Book

$9.90 Amazon »

With The Reverse Coloring Book you'll never have to worry about staying inside the lines because...you make the lines! This take on crayons, creativity, and stress relief comes with the colors already on the page. Artist...

I know I'm calling this holiday gift guide "Dude-approved" gifts for women, but I promise you, I swear on my mama's Gooey Butter Cake, and my wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power's Sword of Protection, that I have not just made a collection of lingerie, sex toys, and jerky. (What?! It's hot when ladies...