It's Not a Dad Bod It's a Father Figure T-Shirt

$9.99 - $25.99 Etsy »

The It's Not a Dad Bod It's a Father Figure T-shirt is the first T-shirt to bust through (beer belly first, of course) my firewall against cheesy, punny, novelty T-shirts since the IPA Lot When I Drink T-shirt I posted...

Fans

$16.99 Amazon »

You can tell Fans: How Watching Sports Makes Us Happier, Healthier, and More Understanding was probably written as a gift for Dad, or at least a gift for men, for people, who love sports. But I think Larry Olmsted's case...

Smelly Proof Heavy Duty No-Odor Reusable Bags

$7.49 - $18.99 Amazon »

Bear tested, stoner approved. Smelly Proof Heavy Duty Bags are resealable, reusable, no-odor storage solutions "designed to create an ecosystem that blocks vapors and oxygen from entering or exiting the nylon reinforced...

Machined Aluminum Turner's Cube

$50 Amazon »

The Turner's Cube is not named after Ted or Tina. This machined aluminum desk and fidget toy from Keith Rogers has much more humble - albeit skilled - beginnings with master machinists and their apprentices...

Grovemade Task Knife

$60 - $120 Grovemade »

The Grovemade Task Knife is a chunky little blade, but hey, if anyone's a believer that big is beautiful, it's this dude. And don't get me wrong, Grovemade's light-duty blade is no obnoxious HALO V 3X 32" switchblade...

My collection of essential summer gear for the minimalist sees low-profile, low-maintenance, and low-tech products come together to help create perfect, and perfectly simple, summer days. Designs are equal parts beautiful and unobtrusive, and those created for camping, picnics, and other outdoor...

TOPS Knives Mini Slingshot

$100 TOPS »

Sometimes it's the little things that give the biggest thrills. The TOPS Knives Mini Slingshot would like you to keep that nugget (pellet? BB? 3/8" biodegradable clay ball?) of wisdom in mind when you're shopping for...

Monthly Knife Club

$10 - $119 Monthly Knife Club »

Monthly Knife Club is for sportsmen and women, lovers of the outdoors, budding knife collectors, and all of us who already have enough cured meat, Japanese candy, and adult toys from our other subscription box services...

Midnight Slice Ergonomic Food Slicer

Well, I've got to sliiiice to feed them pizza / And I'm booooound to make sure they eats-a / And I've got weak hands and some joint pain / But it's not gonna get in my way, no / Not gonna F my wrist with The Midnight...

Millennium Falcon Tensegrity Building Kit

$22.99 Amazon »

The Millennium Falcon chained down...yet still somehow in flight. The delights of a galaxy far, far away meet the delights of physics in this Millennium Falcon Tensegrity Building Kit...

Giant Inflatable Football & Tee

$14.99 Amazon »

This Giant Inflatable Football & Tee describes itself as a the perfect addition to a football or birthday party, and backyard BBQ with lawn games. I describe it as the perfect addition to Reddit's What Could Go Wrong?...

ChopChucks Skill Toy & Chopsticks

$29 - $40 Kickstarter »

ChopChucks are down to help you play with your food. But, doubling as a sick nunchuck-style skill toy when you're not eating, the chopsticks are even more down to help you play with the utensils you use to play with your...

Projects Terra-Time Watch

$145 Amazon »

The Terra-Time Watch from Projects was designed by James Wines and Alex Donahue of SITE, and takes its inspiration from various earthly pursuits - contour maps, topographical models, stone quarry excavations, and agricultural...

E98: What Is This Thing?

$9.99 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 98 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Napoleon TravelQ Portable Gas Grill

$259 Amazon »

Catch some waves on the water, and then some more waves on your dinner with the Napoleon TravelQ Portable Gas Grill. Sized for taking to the beach, the park, the campsite, or the tailgate, this Mini-Me of Napoleon's grill...

JoyFous Retractable Rolling Shower Screen

$99 - $169 JoyFous »

JoyFous is a retractable rolling shower screen made for 3-wall bathtubs. It's mold-resistant, watertight, inexpensive, and here to absolutely ruin showering. Doesn't JoyFous know half the fun of climbing in a tub and...

Taco Booties

$25 for two tacos?! Oh, well as long as they're made of dyed, spun, and felted natural wool from Kyrgyzstan. ... Wait, what? Wool tacos?!...

Baseball Hat Bicycle Helmet

$39.99 Amazon »

Look like a style icon riding your bike with this baseball hat bicycle helmet...

HYPERBELL - Turn Your Dumbbells Into a Full Home Gym

$49 - $159 Jayflex Fitness »

HYPERBELL knows the home gym I've spent the last year-and-a-half building isn't going anywhere, regardless of when and whether I can go back to group fitness facilities. But, at least according to my wife, we need to...

ULTRALEGGERA - The World's Lightest Chair

Like any similar claim, I think ULTRALEGGERA should add a qualification to their assertion: The World's Lightest Chair...So Far. At just under 3.7 pounds (1660 grams), the ULTRALEGGERA is the aerogel of seating, but instead...

Why Are We Not Having Sex Right Now? Neon Sign

$199.99 Amazon »

Yeah, dude. Why aren't we having sex right now? I mean, not with each other, though I'm sure you're great and all. No, but why aren't we having sex right now with other people? Our significant others? Eager beavers we...

TNK Stingray 7-in-1 BBQ Multi-Tool

$19.99 - $29.99 Amazon »

TNK's Stingray 7-in-1 BBQ multi-tool is a long, proud, and talented 16" of stainless steel. How'd you like to poke, flip, squeeze, and release your meat with that?...

LEGO Marvel Infinity Gauntlet

$69.95 Wal-Mart »

You may not face the challenge of obtaining the Infinity Stones that sit inside the LEGO Marvel Infinity Gauntlet, but your task will be just as hard: you've got to build the entire Infinity Gauntlet from scratch...

KEGO Mobile Kegerator

$649 - $999 KEGO »

Roll it. Set it. Burp it. Share it. Beer lovers, the KEGO mobile kegerator hopes to make throwing back a cold one as easy as...throwing back a cold one...