If you're big into cards, I've got something huge for you. These giant playing cards come as a 2-pack of 52-strong decks whose members each stand in at 11" tall x 8" wide. That's large enough for Grandma to see the suits and denominations without her glasses! ... But probably too heavy for her to... [ Read more ▸ ]
LighterBro Stealth
Not many multi-tools have built-in lighters, so I guess LighterBro figured they'd build a multi-tool around one. The LighterBro Stealth is a jet black lighter sleeve made of Japanese 420 stainless steel, and outfitted...
Cocktail Smoking Chimney Kit
This crafty cocktail kit is all smoke and mirrors chimneys. The home mixologist's set comes with everything you'll need to infuse your booze - be it whiskey, bourbon, or craft cocktails - with a little smoldering barrel...
Screaming Aztec Death Whistle
How have I never heard of a Screaming Aztec Death Whistle? In all my efforts to exact revenge on my ex-girlfriend, Karen, in all my attempts to prank my friend Cornelius, in all my ploys to convince my mother-in-law our...
Shark Pool, Beach & Shower Sandals
Shark Week may delight you only one week a year, but these versatile Shark Pool, Beach & Shower Sandals will bring joy throughout all 52 of them. Wear the unisex sandals to the beach or pool during the summer months...
Super Mario Bros. Super Star Desktop Holiday Tree
They say good things come in small packages, this dude thinks the Super Mario Bros. Super Star Desktop Holiday Tree proves the saying is true even for Christmas trees. What a fine addition to my wife's meticulously-laid...
NETVUE Birdfy Lite Smart Bird Feeder with Camera
Who needs a NETVUE by Birdfy smart bird feeder fitted with a camera and camera-recharging solar panels when you have a property like the one in the photo to look out over? Huge grassy yard, lush landscaping, situated...
Oversized Camping Chair
The best times to have an oversized camping chair? When you're a large ass man who wants to sit comfortably in a folding chair without worrying it will bust with one wrong move. (And, yes, I know you're just big-boned.)...
Privacy & Blackout Bed Tent
It's about that time of year. The time that anyone with a new roommate starts to assess exactly how he or she feels about said roommate. Best bud, mortal enemy, tolerable nuisance, unfortunate insertion into the human...
The Scrubba Wash Bag
When I see the word "Scrubba" all I can think of is my Uncle Orville. Gettin' all hot and ornery with my cousin Stoobie when we were kids and he refused to take a bath. "You grimy ground crawler," he'd yell, "if you don't...
Headache & Migraine Relief Cap
Headache? Migraine? Just want to bury your head in the freezer or a bucket of ice? How about a striking purple hat filled with cooling, soothing, pain-easing frozen gel instead?...
Bread Slippers
While I do love a stuffed bread, biting down on a big toe as I make to enjoy my wife's latest Great British Baking Show creation might turn me off the entire family of loaved products for life. ... Nah, who am I kidding?...
Nose Wax Kit
"Do you know anyone struggling with nostril hair?" No joke that's the Nose Wax Kit's opener for suggesting an at-home schnoz overgrowth weeder is an ideal gift idea. I'd love to see the look on She-Ra: Princess of Power's...
Backflow Incense Burners
Years ago I told my now-wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power, this: "I will get you a cascading waterfall of burning incense for Valentine's Day if you promise not to use the thing as a cauldron and Double, double toil and...
Christmas Lights Laser Projector
Thousands of decorative lights from the palm of my hand to the branches of my trees, or spans of my walls in minutes. Minutes. Without the hassle of knotted wires. Without the danger of ladders. Without the frustration...
The Chambong
The Chambong is an elegant glass vessel used for the "rapid and enhanced" (and elegant!) consumption of sparkling wine. Just mind the bubbles, whose population density in champers is apparently, like, 4 times what it...
Air Compression Wearable Leg Massagers
Skinny jeans, dress shoes, and toddlers with separation anxiety don't squeeze your calves and feet enough? Check out these wearable air compression leg massagers. They look like a pair of walking boots the doctor would...
Magical Rainbow Campfire Colorant
Campfires are mesmerizing as is, but when you add a dancing neon rainbow of color? Well. Magical doesn't even begin to describe it. I might even go so far as to quote the great Joey Russo from the 90s smash hit comedy...
Dog Paw Anti-Slip Pads
Oh. My. Dog. Anti-slip pads for pooch paws are the newest way for dog owners to make life easier for their pets by way of making their pets miserable. Booties weren't bad enough? Now we need a method for removing from...
Memory Foam Tri-fold Mattress
I haven't slept on this Memory Foam Tri-fold Mattress myself, but when my friend Ronnie moved across the country his stuff didn't follow him for a while, so he had to buy one to sleep on in his empty house for, like...
Baby Dumbbell Rattle
In a pickle because you skipped the birth of your first child to compete in the 2025 CrossFit Games? Make it up to your wife, and prepare your bundle of joy for the road of high intensity interval training that lies ahead...
Chef'n Tabletop S'mores Maker
At first I thought Chef'n's Tabletop S'mores Maker was a repeat of a theme - a marshmallow that had already been roasted, a square of chocolate that had been melted before. I myself have written about at least 2 indoor-safe...
Mini SCUBA Tank
SCUBA-dooba-doo! This Mini SCUBA Tank endeavors to make diving as easy, breezy, and carefree as - albeit slightly more graceful than - everyone's favorite mystery-solving Great Dane*. The 1L tank holds enough air for...
Marvel Thor Hammer Tool Set
Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of...Tim the Tool Man Taylor. Or Bob Vila. The Mighty Marvel Thor's Hammer Tool Set obviously arrives housed in a case molded to look like Mjolnir...
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