Insect Shield Outdoor Blanket
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Remember Insect Shield? They created a military-approved treatment for gear and clothing that tells encroaching insects such as mosquitoes, ticks, flies, and fleas to bug off. You can now mail your clothing to them to have your favorite shorts and hoodies treated with the invisible, odorless repellent. You can also buy one of these Insect Shield Blankets for your picnics and camping trips to keep the little buggers off your butt shield and burger spread.
Insect Shield Blankets let you pop a protected squat over 56" x 74" of space. Blanket material is 100% polyester and the IS repellent treatment is safe for the whole family. When dirty you can throw your cover in the wash, no special care required. The only thing that will F up its Shield is dry cleaning.
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