Banana Hammock
DutchWare Doles out the puns with their Banana Hammock, a camping companion the Pennsylvania-based outdoor brand says combines creativity and functionality so you can "enjoy extreme comfort and possibly a little laughter as you fall soundly asleep...."
Banana Hammocks come in 3 styles:
- DutchWare's signature Chameleon Hammock, an 11' modular sleeper designed to be lightweight and adaptable to myriad environments, thanks to various layers and components you can add in and remove as needed.
- The Half-Zipped Hammock, whose bugnet has 1 side sewn to the hammock body and the other attached to a separating zipper so you can roll up the bugnet on the sewn side and toggle it in place.
- The Netless Hammock. Pictured above, a simple, single layer made of DutchWare Hexon 1.6 fabric. Best for sitting or snoozing in the backyard.
DutchWare Banana Hammock not the kind of banana hammock you came here for? Don't worry, I've got you covered there too - Lightsaber Willy Warmer right this way.
Muchas danke to Mitch T. for the Dude Product Tip.
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