Crazy cat ladies and fanatical dog walkers and horse sodomizers in Washington State aren't the only kinds of pet lovers, just the kinds who have taken pet-loving to its extreme. And though they might be the best pet lovers for whom to buy a pet-themed gift, our guide to Gifts for the Pet Lover encompasses all gradations of people with soft spots for furry friends. So whether it's your favorite pet lover's special day, your favorite pet's special day, or your favorite pet lover's favorite pet's special day, look no further than your eyes and mouse can scroll for the best gifts available to domesticated-animal-idolizers the world over.

• Norrom Freshwater Aquarium
  Price: $450 - $490
• Cat Battle Armor
  Price: $500 - $520
• Roo Balls Kangaroo Scrotum Bottle Openers
  Price: $26.99 - $29.99
• Cute Ass Animals Underwear
  Price: $35 - $56
• Animal Paper Clips
  Price: $7.09 - $16.04
• No More Woof - Dog to Human Translator
  Price: $65 - $400
• Jellyfish Hanging Lights
  Price: $185
• Party Animals Bottle Pourers
  Price: $8
• Handmade Guinea Pig Armor
  Price: $24,300
• Pet Defender Stun Sticks
  Price: $199.95
• DIY Cardboard Masks
  Price: $7.41
• Crap Taxidermy - Stuffing Gone Wrong
  Price: $7.48
• iFetch Automatic Ball Launcher
  Price: $99.95
• Star Wars Bantha Dog Costume
  Price: $27.99
• Stick-N-Find Bluetooth Location Stickers
  Price: $64.89
• Flump Face - Your Photo on a Giant Marshmallow
  Price: $20.49
• Brutus the Bulldog Self Defense Keychain
  Price: $7.29
• Pet Jellyfish Tank
  Price: $365.99
• CleverPet Dog Gaming Console
  Price: $249
• Tricera Hi-Tops
  Price: $88 - $99
• Sterling Silver Bat Skeleton Necklace
  Price: $9k
• Horse Head Squirrel Feeder
  Price: $11.78
• Soft Claws for Cats - Anti-Scratching Aid
  Price: $9.99 - $15.02
• Catnip Joints
  Price: $10 - $19.50
• Self Sustaining Ecosphere
  Price: $50.99
• Desktop Saltwater Aquarium
  Price: $210 - $395
• Slothzilla Shower Curtain
  Price: $49.99
• Cage of Death Crocodile Dive
  Price: $116 - $158
• Praying Mantis Eggs
  Price: $7.25
• Dog Powered Scooter
  Price: $250 - $900
• Shark Fin Dog Life Jacket
  Price: $29.99
• Blown Glass Hermit Crab Shells
  Price: $20
• Aqua Farm
  Price: $55.77
• Raptor Dog Costume
  Price: $20.11
• Bubble Tank
  Price: $569
• Twinkind - 3D Printed Me
  Price: $295 - $1,689
• Animal Cruelty Laser Mate
  Price: $17.95
• AT-AT Dog Costume
  Price: $14.25 - $20.35
• Petcube - Remote Interactive Pet Toy
  Price: $149
• Schnuzzle - Scent-Based Dog Toys
  Price: $27
• One-Way-Mirror Birdfeeder
  Price: $27.95
• Hobbit Hole Pet & Play Houses
  Price: $1,295 - $2,495
• Litter Kwitter
  Price: $49.95
• Cat Hamster Wheel
  Price: $349.99
• Labyrinth Aquarium
  Price: $6,500
• Nightstand Dog House
  Price: $499.95 - $599.95
• Your Inner Wolf Chair
  Price: $2,565
• PetSafe SmartDoor
  Price: $84.31 - $130.92
• Mouse Taxidermy Kit
  Price: $49.69
• Electric Flea Zapper for Pets
  Price: $32.99
• K-9 Kannon Ball Launcher
  Price: $31.53
• Cremation Ash Diamonds
  Price: $3,499
• Hippopotamus Lawn Ornaments
  Price: $55.85 - $79.81
• Unicorn Head Mask
  Price: $34.99
• Patriotic Duck Diaper
  Price: $44.99
• Chihuahua Taco Holders
  Price: $27.99
• Stop Eating Poop Remedy for Dogs
  Price: $9.79
• Giant Cockroach Float
  Price: $29.95
• PetChatz - Pet Communication System
  Price: $349
• HALO LED Pet Collar
  Price: $35
• Venus Flytrap Potted Plant
  Price: $5.99
• Guys Can Be Cat Ladies Too
  Price: $12.67
• Cuttlefish Bottle Opener
  Price: $85
• Pug Bag
  Price: $38.90
• RuffBowl - Poop, Drink & Be Merry
  Price: $8
• Life-Size Animated Talking Reindeer
  Price: $5,400
• Duckface Dog Muzzle
  Price: $23
• Cool Down Doggie Misting Leash
  Price: $14.99
• Beast Tissue Dispensers
  Price: $12.99 - $45
• Panda Coat
  Price: $199
• Wolf Coat
  Price: $249
• Fish Training Kit
  Price: $29.99
• Pug Mugs: Good Pugs Gone Bad
  Price: $11.06
• Dog Cat Scratching Post
  Price: $603
• I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats
  Price: $8.50
• Cat Scratch DJ Meow Mix
  Price: $30
• Death Star Birdhouse
  Price: $38
• Pet Peek Dog Window
  Price: $38.65
• ThrowBowl - Frisbee Convertible Bowl
  Price: $14.18
• 12-Foot Inflatable Animated Spider
  Price: $199.95
• Shark Puppy Bed
  Price: $36.99 - $43.99
• Go Dog Go Lazy Man's Fetch
  Price: $124.99
• Dog Overalls
  Price: $39.95 - $79.99
• Dog Cooling Vest
  Price: $40.45 - $49.60
• Dog High Chair
  Price: $48.29
• If You Can Read This Dog Tag
  Price: $12
• Solar Powered Cat Tantalizer
  Price: $39.95
• Bow Wow Water Fountain
  Price: $159.95
• Bird Photo Booth
  Price: $149.99
• LED-Lit Ant Farm Revolution
  Price: $19.99
• Glow-in-the-Dark Dog Collar
  Price: $49.99
• HyperDog Ball Launcher
  Price: $24.39
• Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure
  Price: $16.41
• Apple Computer Pet Bed
  Price: $159
• Modern Dog Lounge
  Price: $899
• MK-84 Aqua Bomb Aquarium
  Price: $7,500
• Cone Doggie Lamp
  Price: $271