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While You Were Out Cold Notes

Posted: December 17, 2018
While You Were Out Cold Notes
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I don't really need While You Were Out Cold Notes to stick on my friend Cornelius when he passes out drunk. It's pretty clear what happened without a written explanation. At least as soon as he tries to stand up and finds his feet tied up with Red Vines, and then feels the pull of rubber cement doused in glitter all throughout his chest hair.

And then makes it to the mirror to behold his new Sharpie unibrow.

But for those of you who want to rib a friend who's fallen prey to the Blackout Fairies, without earning yourself an IOU for revenge times two, Fred's While You Were Out Cold Notes provide a sufficient amount of funny without taking things too far. They'd also make great white elephant or novelty gifts to someone who's still sober and conscious.

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