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Target: Joffrey Baratheon Poster

By: on September 15, 2012

About. Damn. Time. I hate this little prick. I could throw darts at Joffrey Baratheon's face all day long. I mean, I could shoot at it too, but my aim isn't so hot, and it would be a bummer to miss and hit someone I don't consider to be a little prick. 604 Republic's full-color target practice poster of Game of Thrones' evil, whiny, sadistic twat of king measures 12-1/2" x 18-1/2", and--to be ironic given the subject matter--is printed in environmentally-friendly vegetable soy-based inks. The $7 price tag almost demands purchase by the dozen. Or at least by the 10, so you'll have one to provide projectile-themed catharsis during each of Season 3's GoT episodes.

For some extra flair--and just a measly $30,000 more--chuck things at the Joffrey Baratheon target from the comfort of your very own Iron Throne.

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Micro BB Crossbow

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Compact Folding Survival Bow

The Compact Folding Survival Bow, or CFSB-1 for the acronym happy (I think the "1" indicates it's #1 in the world, like America or Megan Fox in a Supergirl outfit), is a patent-pending one-piece takedown bow milled from...

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ShotGlass Rifle Shooting Glasses

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Archers, bowhunters, bowfishers, people who like to sling mud get one tool for all their firing needs in The Hammer. This slingshot /slingbow invites sportsmen to practice multiple shooting disciplines using its adjustable...

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Sword Keys

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The Game of Thrones Collection

$40 - $110 from Black Milk Clothing »

The start of Season 4 may still be a few weeks away, but Black Milk's Game of Thrones clothing collection drops in mere hours. Houses Stark, Lannister, Targaryen, and Baratheon represent in an array of nakedness shields...

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Prosthetic Dragon Spikes

$375 from Etsy »

Is there a word for when something is equal parts disturbing and smokin' hot? That's what I'd like to call the image of this lady wearing Dragon Spikes. Their mutant effect is remarkable, somewhere between mythical miracle...

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Tactical Bleeding Zombie Target

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Remember that one time ThinkGeek released a Game of Thrones edition Clue? It had 69,120 possible suspect / location / weapon combinations* spread over 48 suspects, 30 locations, and 48 weapons! That was awesome! But then...