Middle Finger Birthday Glasses
I bought one of these middle finger birthday glasses for my father-in-law, who turns 80 - haha, 80, the crusty old fart! - this year. I went with the "I'm 79 + [flipped bird standing in for the number '1']" rocks glass because the part of his crustiness that really shines, i.e., the part that openly opines on my life decisions and worthiness of his daughter, comes out with his bottles of Scotch. But middle finger birthday glass etcher, Bevvee Co., will also be able to make me one in wine glass form for when my mother-in-law joins him in a few years.
Those who need an appropriate milestone birthday gift for beer lovers can also +1 with the middle finger on traditional pint glasses and beer can pint glasses.
Bevvee Co. has a lot of magical birthdays spread across all the different types of glassware they offer included as standard store listings, but will also gladly fill a custom order if you have a number + finger, or number + finger / glassware combo, not shown. Since I happen to have several photos of my father-in-law flipping me off, I was tempted to ask if I could get his actual finger custom-etched on the birthday glass I ordered, but ultimately decided I don't want him to think I care that much.
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